Bearofdistinction

What were their names?

I was squatting over a Turkish Toilet in rural France in 1968 in a small toilet room off the dining area of a cafe when the door unexpectedly swung open. There I was. There were the diners. I was, so to speak, in the saddle, with the my hands clutching the little handles mounted on the wall and my bare ass suspended over the oubliette. Nous nous regardons. We observed each other in silence! Bonsoir, Monsieurs et madames!
 
My traveling companion closed the door,and conversation resumed. I stayed in the toilet room for a very LONG tine. I have been been impervious to embarrassment since.

I love the toilets where the toilet seat that you sat on was covered with paper. You sat and did your thing. Then you got up, wiped, and flushed. When you flushed a new sheet of paper wound around the toilet seat for the next person to sit on. Luxury.

And don't forget...always wash your hands...
 
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and one more reason to celebrate middle age! Besides now we have otters, cubs and bears as accepted members of the gay community, it wasn't that the case in the 80's and 90's.

What midlife crisis? The older I get, the more Daddy boys I find.

Number 26 - Number 43 - 3 cans of whipped cream - 2 sticks of butter -- a quart of strawberries -- a pound of chocolate chips and 4 bananas - That would take care of the first hour . . .

Number 26 - Number 43 - 3 cans of whipped cream - 2 sticks of butter -- a quart of strawberries -- a pound of chocolate chips and 4 bananas - That would take care of the first hour . . .

When I ask for a three fingered pic - the usual response is "I'm a TOP my Hole is Too Tight!!"
 
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I'm taking out of town friends (straight couple) to Delores Park this afternoon. There has been complaints about the outdoor urinal and that it isn't private enough. The guy in the picture is on the opposite side so I hope he's not pissing. They do have vines planted so in time all of the metal fencing will be covered with them and will be more private. I am overall disappointed in the design, I expected something more like the ones you see in Europe, still though, it's better than people pissing on the MUNI tracks like they use to.

When I ask for a three fingered pic - the usual response is "I'm a TOP my Hole is Too Tight!!"
 
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Son of a...

Hey Cute Cubby Thanks -- There are few things more romantic as a big guy than to feel a sweet chaser on top of the big guy wrapped in each others arms = just feeling the weight of your body on top as we kiss and explore and enjoy each other as the heat and other things grow is almost heaven . . .

Hey Cute Cubby Thanks -- There are few things more romantic as a big guy than to feel a sweet chaser on top of the big guy wrapped in each others arms = just feeling the weight of your body on top as we kiss and explore and enjoy each other as the heat and other things grow is almost heaven . . .

I think you meant to start with "WHEN I make it to 86". You can do it. More fun, less stressing out about too many things and one glass of red wine per day. Never smoke tobacco.

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You made him aware of how annoying his behavior is - now is time for Behavior Modification.
Modify a canine Shock Collar and lock it around his cock and balls - and everytime he starts to brag --- ZAP HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!

He is the lovechild of Prince Harry and former Texas Escort Alan Ladd -

He is the lovechild of Prince Harry and former Texas Escort Alan Ladd -

I always tell my future partner my stats before we meet --- If it is a problem for him I would much rather know before I have prepped. set up the gear, and set aside valuable time - Only to have a caller get to the door, stammer and either say this isn't gonna work or gulp and grind his teeth and fake it as we both have a lousy time. I am a Big Bodied Rolly Polly Bear/Chub and I like my
big furry body - If you don't lots of other guys do!
 
Good Communication makes for great fornication!!!!!!

You made him aware of how annoying his behavior is - now is time for Behavior Modification.
Modify a canine Shock Collar and lock it around his cock and balls - and everytime he starts to brag --- ZAP HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!

You made him aware of how annoying his behavior is - now is time for Behavior Modification.
Modify a canine Shock Collar and lock it around his cock and balls - and everytime he starts to brag --- ZAP HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I make it to 86 I am gonna spend my final years with the most charming, intelligent, beautiful, sensual, kimky, raunchy, wild men I can find. If I get to choose my way to go - it is in the middle of 4-5 msn session with me at the center of attention --- Im Cuuuummminnnnngggggggg ---- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh --- Im goooooging -- keep fucking me till Im go0ne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
And in this Case ----- I WILL leave envelopes in Advance!

If I make it to 86 I am gonna spend my final years with the most charming, intelligent, beautiful, sensual, kimky, raunchy, wild men I can find. If I get to choose my way to go - it is in the middle of 4-5 msn session with me at the center of attention --- Im Cuuuummminnnnngggggggg ---- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh --- Im goooooging -- keep fucking me till Im go0ne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
And in this Case ----- I WILL leave envelopes in Advance!