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Mesh underwear...yes. Mesh Ts...maybe. Mesh on #5...sacrilege! Timevampirecrumbs

I'm emballased to say this series sent me over the moon Timevampirecrumbs

This happened to me with an escort who is now long retired. As one of my favorite guys, he came over for our regular overnighter. He was in rare form that night, and mounted me reverse cowboy within minutes of arrival. I had a really good angle on him and we went about 10 minutes when I smelled the incident. I finished him off but it did throw me bc...well...it is sh!t after all, but also bc he had always been immaculate. Much like Anton, I did the inside-out condom knot and disposed of the evidence. I also gently recommended he freshen up. That went all sorts of wrong. He was mortified! He wanted to leave and not to charge. He was so upset. I kissed him and told him I could not wait to be inside of him again that night and to forget about it. He looked looked puzzled and then, this 23 yo, said one of the saddest things I've ever heard: "I'm supposed to be the professional here; this should not happen, I should go" I thought to myself "is this what a 6'2 220 pound Nordic god supposed to be wondering at such tender age? Is he really expecting such perfection?" Much to my chagrin, he left and I received a letter of apology later that night for his failure to clean himself properly. Things were never the same again. He would always be a little tense as a bottom and not as free. I even regretted having told him to freshen up. Even today I struggle with how to best position a "refreshening" with partners. Sh!t happens and not just physiologically.

#7 ...blindfold and a wide belt?...mmmmm. I'd skip thanksgiving dinner to stuff that bird!

(Coming up for air, gasping) ....Whew! I finally found my way back after foraying into one of these bushes! 3 days lost! Next time I'm taking camping gear and a trimmer.

Dinner's served, GBear...

I'm missing some facts here. Is the client saying it repeatedly or did he/she just blurt it out? If the latter, it is probably a faux pas. Give the client some grace by simply smiling and continuing to do what you were doing. the client will either get the hint or appreciate your grace during an impulsive moment. However, if the client continues telling you this, you may need to set boundaries. maybe you could bring a gag rag next time?

anyone up for braiding?

Maybe we should have a DaddyReviews Eastern European Adventure? A road trip of sorts or a recognizance mission?

Hysterical! Ty for sharing Señor Carey! This should also go on the Friday Funnies thread.

+1 on Matt. Great bod, skilled and passionate, and chill guy.

Is he really that subtle? Omg! This damn fountain keeps on giving!

How about Mr. Sargent? He is looking gooooooood and his posts here have been a delight to read. Just sayin' http://rentmen.com/MaxSargent

Good point,Baron. Like you, I learn from the story-telling, and my intent is not to discourage it. I just worry when the story-telling gets specific enough that it could betray what I hope is a professional, psychological contract with an escort. Again, I share my perspective bc the story-telling is hitting home a li'l too close for my comfort. It is only my humble opinion that specific details are dangerous. Also, some of these posts indicate (to me) that people are taking sides and still holding on to previous threads and grudges. What the hell is that all about? Grow up folks. I would love to see how we could redirect that energy towards a more positive aim - helping us learn and grow with tact and empathy. PS - Geminibear, to me, your handle is so appropriate bc you are a GEM. I must confess I'm crushing on your soul - which is expertly disguised by unrelenting humor and wit...yet you can't help but shine.

Lol! Touché!

I'm sure there is plenty of Hoover power at that particular car wash , WG! May you and the Buick get a full interior and exterior detail & manager special!

I realize what I'm about to say may be perceived by some forum members as sacrilegious, silly, worthy of criticism, and possibly divisive. I'm ok with it, it's just one opinion vented to get it out my system. For me, escorts should refrain from using specific client stories to make their point. I know it probably adds more validity to their advice, but to me, detail-sharing is a breach of trust and, ultimately, damaging to an escorts' personal brand. I'm often criticized for not hiring outside my trusted circle of companions. Well, this thread is precisely why I choose so carefully. I've yet to find any of my trusted companions on this forum actively talking about their clients. Doesn't mean they aren't (!), but at least, I don't yet see my personal story and fantasies used as forum fodder. To my wonderful, thoughtful, beautiful, trustworthy companions: Thank you for holding me tight to your chest...literally and figuratively. Let's now embrace our 300 pound client and his fantasy, and let's all of us lift him up against that wall. May his fantasy soon become a reality. With utmost respect, TR

chitown, yes. I had a great experience, but it was 2 years ago- so that's dated experience. If you still want some detail, PM me.

Two things concern me about this thread: 1. One of the clients went from 300 to 400 to 500 lbs in a matter of a few posts! Take heed: Reading these posts can lead to weight gain unless you are reading this on a threadmill! 2. On a serious note, I agree with CarlRichmond. I do pause and pay careful attention when I read companion's comments about their client experiences. Yes, I learn from those experiences and it helps me be a better client, but I also gain insight about the escort himself. I've learned a lot about a couple of escorts today.

This is an other-worldly landscape...two moons....

This is an other-worldly landscape...two moons....

This is my kind of potato...

This is my kind of potato...

Never say never, osito....

Trebor, sorry, #5 was in my car before yours! Wanna duke it out? Paper, rock, or scissors? PS - what could possibly have attracted us both to this guy??!!