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or DeepThroat? BOZO

https://rentmasseur.com/JerryDeepMasseus same guy? BOZO

Unlikely that Alfie will be at the Naked party tonight. He (and his brother) are scheduled to be at the Spunk Event. https://mailchi.mp/43478804673f/spunkreturns-8669777?e=64f56a0016 The Spunk Event is an option for those that don't want to spend the $100.00 entry for for the Naked Party. BOZO

How about XX years? I spent some time with RickyP a while back. Can't say anything bad about him. In fact, I had a good time. Fun in the sack (but Bozo is pretty vanilla), and surprisingly very bright. His rate was also very reasonable. Through a series of circumstances he showed me his drivers license. He was born in XXX. So he is (or will be later this year) XX years old. His RM ad lists him as 31.... This may not matter to some. It may matter to others. Bozo Moderator's note: non-public information has been removed.

That's odd. Alfie is running an escort ad on Rentmen. https://rent.men/AlfieBiggs Not sure why he would turn down your offer... unless you requested something crazy. Alfred is very attractive. Light brown hair, blue eyes, sexy British accent.... but as was said earlier he's str8. He has limitations. His older brother Mr. Biggs is also in town. He's been promoted at Spunk events. Equally as sexy as his kid brother. Slightly more muscular, and with emerald green eyes. recent thread on Alfie: Bozo

Anthony Recker, former MLB catcher for the A's, Mets, Cubs, and Braves, probably had the most famous baseball tush.. It has its own Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/275739992856/

Agree with all that's been said about Jimmy. Lap dances are very professional, but lots of fun. Haven't yet met up for a private, but that's on Bozo's bucket list. He's quite sharp. Bozo hadn't seen Jimmy in a year, then we met up again, and he remembered me by name. He's born and raised in Alaska, and still has that central Alaskan charm. Jimmy's OnlyFans page is updated regularly: https://onlyfans.com/jimmytroy BOZO

......after Bozo's self-imposed exile, there seems to be a veritable groundswell of support for his return. Bozo is never one to disappoint his fans, homeboys, acolytes, groupies, disciples, fanboys, fangirls, and like-minded thinkers..... Insert General Douglas MacArthur quote here " _ _____ ______" Bozo

is that the RentMasseur or Rentmen? Can you please post the link that works for you? Thanks. The RentMen ad is gone. And the RentMasseur ad is clearly labeled as expired: "Giomassage's profile has expired!" and the "Call Me Option" has been disabled. https://rentmasseur.com/Giomassage Bozo

Nope. It's gone. Without revealing personal info, I thought he couldn't travel home. Due to his status, he wouldn't be allowed to return. Bozo

His Rentmen and Rentmasseur ads have all been taken down..... Maybe he found himself a Sugar Daddy Bozo

For eating, Bozo's favourites are chocolate cream and banana cream. For tossing in peoples' faces - blueberry, huckleberry, and cherry work best. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQz1ncCy2sY Bozo

Bozo hooked up with https://rent.men/XxxJames about 9 months ago when we both happened to be in Toronto at the same time. Since we can't post reviews here, all Bozo will say is that he more than fulfilled Bozo's expectations. He aimed to please, and he hit the bulls-eye. He gets 4.5 out of 5 stars. The only reason Bozo didn't rate him 5 stars is that James was in between his body grooming sessions. The hair on his legs and chest was a bit prickly. Not uncomfortable, but not smooth either. The pics are definitely accurate, at least they were when we got together in March. His body is incredible. Big, but thankfully not overdone. After our rendezvous, we had a nice meal and some drinks (wine for James, seltzer for Bozo). He has an excellent command of English, spoken with a sexy Quebecois accent. Also, if it makes a difference, he's gay4real as opposed to gay4pay. Bonne chance! Bozo

The Gouverneur, now under new management, with a new name (Hotel Place DuPuis), is a DUMP. Based on the TripAdvisor reviews below, the change of name didn't improve the quality of the hotel. You can put lipstick on a pig..... When Bozo stayed there, the linens were dirty and rug was filthy. Read the TripAdvisor reviews before you even consider staying at this fleabag: https://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g155032-d183244-Reviews-Hotel_Place_Dupuis_Montreal_Downtown_Ascend_Hotel_Collection-Montreal_Quebec.html You're better off sleeping with the homeless on the streets than staying at the Gouverneur/Hotel Place Dupuis. Stay at one of the nicer chain hotels downtown like the Marriott, Delta, Sheraton, etc. It's less than a ten minute Metro ride to the Gay village. Or, if you're a walker, you can hoof it in about 30-35 minutes. During March, you should be able to get a good rate. Most hotels offer a discount to AAA members. As for the Gouverneur, AVOID! Bozo

he owns a moderately successful hair salon in Weho. Specializes in tinting.

While in Canada, Bozo hooked up with James. Can't say enough good things about him. After the initial contact, James replied almost immediately. We set up a time and date, and James followed up a few times to confirm the appointment. Since Bozo was staying in a large hotel with multiple banks of elevators, James asked if we could meet in the lobby. This way we avoid any mix-ups. James showed up on time, and dressed appropriately in a crisp button down shirt and dress slacks. This was great since Bozo was staying at an upscale 5-star hotel, and James' attire would not set off any red flags. James was definitely the real deal. He looked even better in person than in his pics. Great body with rippling muscles, and legs like sequoia trees. Boyishly handsome face accentuated by sparkling blue/green eyes... Since this forum doesn't allow for reviews, all Bozo can say is that James delivered the goods. The perfect combination of tenderness and French Canadian passion and sensuality... And definitely NOT a clock watcher. Après notre rendez-vous, nous avons apprécié la nourriture ensemble. Very enjoyable to dine with him in the hotel lounge, He's very intelligent and a great conversationalist - en anglais et en français. James does a lot of travelling, so you'll need to follow his rentmen ad to see his travel plans. Bozo tipped James off to this website. Hope he's not a stranger.... Bozo

1. The Gaiety Theatre. The premiere male strip club in North America bar none. Sadly, it was forced to shut down when it was zoned out of existence during the transformation of the Times Square area from a gritty Runyanesque urban milieu into a Disneyfied and sanitized "family friendly" tourist district. 2. The Show Palace. Along with the Eros and Adonis, these 3 Eighth Avenue Times Square area theatres drew a diverse, but heavily urban crowd. All boasted male strippers, but the best action took place in the audience. Fats Domino may have found his thrill on Blueberry Hill, but Bozo found waaaay more than his share of thrills with fellow patrons in the audience. Many fond memories of the hundreds of afternoons and evenings of Bozo's misspent youth that took place in the back rows of these theaters. Only wish hand sanitizer was around back then . All three closed down in similar fashion to the Gaiety. 3. Swinging Richards in Aventura Spacious, airy, well-lit, and boys of every size, shape and hue were available for your pleasure. Strobe lights flashing, and music just loud enough to provide a chill environment and great "club vibe". Parking was plentiful and prices were reasonable, especially for a strip bar in upscale Aventura. Closed down due to community opposition. 4. Stock Bar. The best of the current male strip bars in North America. It's the gold standard against which all others are measured, and has been for a while. Centrally located in the heart of La Belle Ville's gay village, it's the largest of Montreal's strip clubs. Although we don't all share the same preferences in men, Stock Bar seems to have the most diverse ensemble of performers as far as size, shape, race, and number of tattoos . The dancers are friendly, yet not overbearing. Drink prices are reasonable, and lap dances are private. Bozo

Thanksgiving sarcasm ? We all know who the forum's #1 prevaricator is... Happy Thanksgiving @bigvalboy ! Bozo

That's Gunner. He's Canadian. He works as a stripper at one of the clubs up here in Montreal. Looks like he's gone down south to the States for the winter. Or maybe just down there taking advantage of the nice weather and looking to earn some US dollars. Gunner is one of the "good guys". I know him well, and can verify his pics are accurate, though he may have shaved a year or two off his real age. He's easy going and a lot of fun. Hope this helps. Bozo

I respect someone like Grayson who stands up for his conservative values and doesn't run away from them. Given that, I sent him a text message last month looking to set up a meeting. I got an automated response back. Thought it was very impersonal. I decided to pass. Too bad. He's exactly my type. Bozo sighs. Bozo

Usually making eye contact with a dancer you find attractive will do the trick. He'll likely come over, introduce himself, and begin chatting. Another option is to tip the guy a few bucks when he is on stage. Once he comes over to your table, he'll suggest a lap dance in the back room. If all goes well, you can inquire as to whether he would go back to your hotel room. Make sure he knows exactly what you're preferences are. Most of these guys are straight, and many have limitations. Also discuss the amount you're willing to pay..... Bozo

Your best bet would be to head on over to Swinging Richards. There you can see the boys in the flesh, chat with them, and sample their wares in the back room. Many, if not most, are amenable to a trip to your hotel room for an intimate encounter. That usually works best for Bozo. Much better than hiring from an ad. Even a recommendation here may lead you astray as we all have different tastes and preferences. Bozo

No experience with Devyn as a masseur. Bozo did have a few lap dances with him at Pieces on Christopher Street in the Village when the circus was in town. As stated before, he's dorky in a cute and cuddly way. Very charming and sweet... almost a boyish innocence. He's clearly straight as his Instagram account shows pics of him and his g/f traveling all around. Based on the quality of his lap dances, Bozo suspects he'd probably be just as fun and enjoyable as a masseur, but haven't tried him in that respect yet. It is on Bozo's bucket list . Bozo PS. The pics are accurate. Maybe even a bit more muscular now then when the Rentmen photos were taken.

Swinging Richards in Atlanta is the most upscale and the classiest of the male strip clubs south of the US-Canadian border. Its size and layout provide a comfortable environment to kick back and have an enjoyable and relaxing evening. And the quality, quantity, and diversity of the boys is unmatched. Bozo has not experienced the above scenario, though he hasn't been in Atlanta for a couple of years. However, if this is what's happening there now, let's hope someone from Swinging Richards is reading this thread. They had better know that gay men are their bread and butter. Nothing wrong with having gals at the club as long as they comport themselves properly, but once they have a few drinks, and the well-behaved women become screaming and cackling hens, it crosses the line. It begins to infringe on our enjoyment. Why not adopt the Montreal model used at Stock and Campus? Have one night a week dedicated to the ladies. The rest of the week...... just for us boys While Bozo is on a roll, here's another unsolicited recommendation: STOP THE SMOKING!!! We are now in 2017. People scream and yell about the effects of climate change (or is it global warming?). Yet it's somehow acceptable to sit an indoor, unventilated room and light up a cigarette containing dozens of cancer-causing carcinogens and blow your smoke into the same unfiltered air that scores of people around you have to inhale? Air is community property. Bozo's clean and healthy lungs shouldn't be forced to breathe in your filthy smoke. Bozo doesn't want your smoke polluting his lungs or getting into his eyes, skin, nails, teeth or beautifully coiffed (natural) red hair. If someone can't sit at a club for a couple of hours without smoking, let them go outside and puff their cancer sticks out there....till they need an iron lung....or drop dead from cancer. Bozo

Fred Mertz: Bozo