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Totally agree about Joan Rivers. She is one of the all time greatest. And you are unaware of any bias, because there is none. We all have our own preferences. And Bozo knows plenty of straight guys that enjoy Joan Rivers and Amy Schumer. As for KG, being an obnoxious f-ghag, and hanging out with the pompous homosexual Anderson Cooper for for a few CNN televised New Years Eve shows (before the network wisely and unceremoniously fired her) is not enough of a reason to support this smarmy, vile, no-talent, hideous creature. Her pathetic attempts at humor reflect her own culture and personality - ugly, mean-spirited, vulgar, and full of hate. Can you imagine waking up to this every day for four years? It looks like Carrot-Top in drag after spending a day at a nuclear waste dump. Bozo wouldn't be surprised if this marriage will drive the soon-to-be-ex into homosexuality. Disneyland: Happiest place on earth Randy Bick: Happiest man on earth BTC

Lucille Ball - Wikipedia EN.WIKIPEDIA.ORG Lucille Désirée Ball (August 6, 1911 – April 26, 1989) was an American actress and comedienne.... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lucille Ball - Hollywood Walk of Fame WALKOFFAME.COM Lucille Désirée Ball was an American comedienne, film, television, stage and radio actress, model, film and television executive, and star of the sitcoms I Love Lucy... Lucille Désirée Ball was an American comedienne.......... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why We Still Love Lucy | American Experience | PBS WWW.PBS.ORG Lucille Ball is best known as a comedienne, but her career didn’t start out that way. A biographer answers a few questions about the comic icon. Today, Lucille Ball is best known as a comedienne...... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lucille Ball - Emmy Awards, Nominations and Wins | Television Academy WWW.EMMYS.COM Lucille Ball: bio, photos, awards, nominations and more at Emmys.com. Lucille Ball was an American actress, comedienne...... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lucille Ball was NOT a comedienne? Really? Well, according to Wikipedia, PBS, The Hollywood Walk of Fame Committee, and The Television Academy (that gives out the Emmy Awards), Lucille Ball WAS a COMEDIENNE!. But of course you know more than these renowned entertainment organizations. And I could have named dozens more. Thank you for destroying your credibility. You did a better job than Bozo could have done. Also, thanks for proving Bozo's point. BTC

We have never met. Other than both of us being redheads (Bozo, of course is a natural ginger), I have absolutely nothing in common with that miserable, no-talent harlot. BTC

Actually, I do. Bozo is in the entertainment business. BTC

Glynis Johns, star of Mary Poppins, singer of Send in the Clowns, and the oldest living Academy Award nominee died today. She was 100 years old. Her career spanned 80 years.. Glynis Johns was one of the last remaining performers from the Golden Age of Hollywood: 'Mary Poppins' star Glynis Johns, who sang Sondheim’s ‘Send in... NYPOST.COM "Mary Poppins" actress Glynis Johns has died at age 100. In addition to starring in Mary Poppins as the kids' mother, Mrs. Winifred Banks; Bozo fondly remembers her performance as the evil villainess, Lady Penelope Peasoup (who along with her brother, Lord Marmaduke Ffogg, portrayed by Rudy Vallee), wreaked havoc in a 3-part episode on the 60's Batman TV series. Of the dozens of villains from the Batman TV series, only four are still with us: Julie Newmar, Joan Collins, John Astin, and Barbara Rush. Burt Ward is the only Batman regular that is still alive. BTC

Bozo was in Toronto last August. Compared to Campus in Montreal, the bar is about one tenth the size. The dancers at Cock Bar look like they wandered in off the streets trying to make a quick buck to satisfy their fix. I doubt any of these guys would even be allowed to work at Campus or Stock Bar, except perhaps to clean the bathrooms. It's actually quite sad. Toronto is a beautiful city with friendly people. Lots of things to do. For a town that once boasted two fun stripper bars: Flash and Remington's, it has really spiraled downward. C'est la vie... BTC

As Bozo said in his earlier post, those are her good points. Actually I wasn't. BTC

... and maybe she'll lose her tenure when they discover that she plagiarized her resignation letter! BTC

Rep Elise Stefanik: "At Harvard, does calling for the genocide of Jews violate Harvard's rules against bullying and harassment"? Claudine Gay: "It depends on the context" The incredible ignorance and arrogance of Claudine Gay are mind-boggling. Good riddance to bad rubbish. BTC

"...my commitments to confronting hate and to upholding scholarly rigor—two bedrock values that are fundamental to who I am—and frightening to be subjected to personal attacks and threats fueled by racial animus." Hey Claudine, do you think the Jewish students at Harvard, who had to hide their identity and be subjected to ugly, unprecedented hatred and anti-Semitism would agree with your "commitment to confronting hate"? Do you think all of the super rich Harvard alumni that withdrew their donations and endowments, costing Harvard billions of dollars, would also agree? "...and frightening to be subjected to personal attacks and threats fueled by racial animus." Bozo hates to spoil the end of this movie... but I guess she knows how it feels now. Harvard and Claudine Gay both reap what they sow. Hey Claudine, do you really believe that the attacks against you were because of "racial animus"? And has nothing to do with the dozens of verified instances of plagiarism and your utter failure to protect the Jewish Harvard students from attacks? If so, you are a delusional fool that has no business being anywhere near an elite Ivy League campus. Yet, incredibly, she is being allowed to stay on the Harvard faculty staff. Why not? Gay has all of the qualifications to be a Harvard professor. She is a cheater, liar, bigot, and Jew-hater. A shining example of Harvard in the 21st century. She must have gotten a hell of a compensation package to step down. But she stupidly spilled the beans that she was still going to teach at the Harvard s__t hole. BTC

"We all know..."? What Bozo knows, like most rational people, is that I want the BEST QUALIFIED person running my city. I don't care if they have a vagina or a penis. There is nothing great about electing someone simply by virtue of some predetermined physical characteristic that has nothing to do with his/her ability to govern. BTC

What is so "great" about electing a Mayor that has breasts and a vagina? Is that considered an accomplishment? BTC

"Comedienne"? Really? A comedienne is supposed to make people laugh. Kathy Griffin is no comedienne. Phyllis Diller was funny...Moms Mabley was funny...Totie Fields was funny...Lucille Ball was funny...Gracie Allen was funny....Rosanne Barr was funny...Joan Rivers was funny...Carol Burnett is/was funny. Kathy Griffin is a witch. She is more ugly on the outside (have you ever seen her without make-up?) than on the inside. And that's tough to do. It's hard to believe that vile woman was married!?!?!!? Who would marry that rat-faced orange crone? Randy Bick is one fortunate man to be getting this divorce. Tough too! How he could stand four years with this POS is beyond my understanding. Did it really take 4 years for Randy Bick to regain his hearing, eyesight, and ability to detect foul odors? Did it really take him four years to see her in the daylight? Well, one thing we know for certain is that her soon to be ex just got the greatest New Year's present ever! He should be the happiest man on earth right now. He got his get-out-of-jail card not having to spend another day with that attention-craving narcissist. Let's hope she doesn't display his severed head any time soon. Kathy Griffin has made a living by being shallow, hateful, vulgar, and crude. And those are her good points. She is a miserable, wretched, hate-filled woman that has brought this misery up on herself! May her TDS consume her ! BTC

Senator Dirksen as a Mystery Guest on What's My Line circa 1967. A classic 5 minutes of TV nostalgia. Hard to believe that one of the panelists could mistake him for Rock Hudson: BTC

Agreed. Cute kid. Clean shaven, presentable, and no visible body ink (idiotic tattoos). Unlikely to raise eyebrows with the doorman or entering the building lobby/elevator. This is the first RentMasseur ad that Bozo has seen that doesn't include the Therapeutic/Sensual/Erotic massage types being offered. Does the masseur have the option to remove this from his ad? If yes, what is the benefit? BTC

No Christmas tree under Bozo's Big Top. Just a fake Chanukah bush. BTC

Rentmen.com gives the model the option of entering his foreskin status (cut or uncut). BTC

If Bozo ruled the world, each and every one of these climate disrupters would serve jail time for their shenanigans. AND they would be fed an all cabbage and bean diet (with some cauliflower and kale thrown in for variety). The pollutants caused by the methane and carbon dioxide gaseous emissions, resulting from an all cruciferous vegetable diet, would serve as even further punishment and deterrent from further similar actions. Perhaps we could put all of the disrupters in adjoining cells. They could toot out a few operatic melodies together? Or Play Name That Tune (I could name that opera in 5 notes!)? The operatic possibilities are endless...... BTC

Really? Last time Bozo was there (a Saturday night in mid-November), FairyTail had a $10.00 cover charge. No more? BTC

Bozo has been with him at the Spunk Party at the Monster.. He speaks in loving terms about his bodybuilder/gf. Definitely gay4pay. BTC

William Frawley the actor may (or may not) have been a drunk; however, Fred Mertz the landlord was definitely not an alcoholic. And it is unfortunate that you chose to disparage the reputation of one of America's most beloved characters. Bozo doesn't recall ever seeing him drink anything stronger than coffee. BTC

about 20 years. BTC

Fred Mertz was obviously gay. Probably a voracious bottom. Sadly, the moral codes of that era prevented the character from being too open or flamboyant about his sexuality. Like James Dean and Tab Hunter, Fred Mertz was a gay icon to younger closeted gay men in the 50's. Ethel was his lesbian beard. Fred and Ethel slept in separate beds, had no kids, and probably never had sex. Fred Mertz was a "man's man" BTC

All other things being equal, the lap dance experience at Stock Bar is far more pleasurable and private than that at Campus. At Stock Bar, the lap dances are conducted in a separate room. Once inside the separate room, there are a group of cubicles. Each cubicle has a curtain which opens and closes side-to-side, and prevents any passersby from looking in. At Campus, lap dances are done in an area with much smaller booths than at Stock Bar, and which are totally wide open. No doors, no curtains, nothing. The separate lap dance area is separated from the main room only by some plexiglass. Anyone standing up in the main area can see everything that is going on with you and the dancer. There are a couple of open booths on either end which are partially blocked off from the voyeurs. Nevertheless, it still lacks the private experience one gets at Stock Bar. BTC

Bozo's first sexual fantasy was being a young clown totally naked, cavorting in a hot tub with an equally naked Fred Mertz...... Fred was the teacher. Bozo was the eager student, seeking to learn how to properly please a lover from an older, attractive, experienced gentleman.. As we were on the cusp of a mutual orgasm, Ethel walked in the bathroom... ruined everything. Poor Bozo... Poor Fred.... BTC