BOZO T CLOWN

Yes. Limbo. His ad is gone. Disappeared. BoZo

You can add arrogant, pompous, and conceited to that list. Actually I care. I have been looking to line the bottom of my pet parakeet's cage with something different other than the usual shredded newspapers. Next month will be Nancy's 5th birthday. I can't think of a more appropriate gift than a 1,000+ page Barbara Stresiand memoir for Nancy to use as her personal toilet. BoZo

I agree with many of the others. It's time for him to find a new profession. The OP is in his mid-to-late thirties (assuming his stated age is accurate, which often it is not). That's considered old in escort years. Yeah, I know there are those that prefer "mature" and "seasoned". But that is the exception rather than the rule. The OP's complaining and whining sends off negative vibes. Those who hire want an uplifting, positive experience for their investment. He's not making any friends or new clients here with his bitterness, anger, and constant kvetching. He needs to find something he enjoys doing.. or at least doesn't seem to hate as much as his current chosen occupation. BoZo

That makes it even more appealing..... Can't wait! BoZo

ALWAYS? And if the first song is a dud (i.e. his clothes stay on, lack of body contact, he has unsightly pimples, body odor, bad breath, et al.}? You still stick around for another two? Wow. You are a lot more generous than Bozo. BoZo

Incorrect. Based on inflation data over the past 10 years, these past three years have been brutal for the hard-working middle class in the USA. And a one or two month blip in a three year trend of record high inflation is just that - a blip. Current US Inflation Rates: 2000-2023 WWW.USINFLATIONCALCULATOR.COM The annual inflation rate for the United States was 3.7% for the 12 months ended August, according to U.S. Labor Department data published on Sept. 13, 2023. This... You can put lipstick on a pig, but...... BoZo

Troy is not only handsome and well-built, but also someone who has made a conscious decision to go against the current trend by not desecrating his body with vile, ugly tattoos that so many other models seem to think are attractive. Wish there more more like him...... BoZo

Any recent experiences? $250 seems high for a massage, though Bozo has been off the massage grid during COVID. $250 used to be the going rate for a hotel romp in the hay. Is that now the going rate for a massage? He does seem a bit too good to be true. The area code (845) is an upstate NY area code, though his location is the usual default NYC City Hall downtown area. BoZo

Yes. Sadly the good Rabbi has moved on to the big matzoh ball factory in the sky 😑. BoZo

YOU are the one who brought up the issue of his race. NOT me. I am simply calling you out on your racism. And don't fall back on red herrings like Charleston, which has nothing to do with this case. If you wanted to comment on his behavior, only racists would cite his skin color as an example of his behavior. Who else condemns an entire group for the actions of a few? You could have simply said his behavior was "trashy". But no, you instead cited a racist trope. Again, I am asking you to cite your source of his being "born with many advantages". Your quote. Not mine. Since it was an obvious lie, I won't bother to wait for a response. BoZo

How do you know that he "was born with many advantages"? Can you cite your source? I'd like to see that. You seem to have plenty of time on your hands to support your claim of his upbringing. I googled the name Jordan Joplin in Washington state and couldn't find anything about his childhood. How do you know that he wasn't born in a trailer park to a crack addicted single mother? You bring up his race when the color of his skin has absolutely nothing to do with this story. None. Zero. You bring it up simply to disparage his race. This is the true definition of a racist. BoZo

Welcome back @Gar1eth. Good to hear from you. Don't be a stranger. BoZo

What does his race have to do with it? In fact, why even bring it up? If he was black, would you call him "black trash"? I don't think so. In fact, I am sure you wouldn't. BoZo

It's always a roll of the dice when the escort doesn't show his face. Not only to confirm that he is handsome, but strong, juicy lips are important around this time of year. One needs better-than-average oral skills to blow the shofar properly. The lips can't be too wet.... or too dry. A good embouchure is a must! BoZo

The fall in inflation cited by the OP was a one-month anomaly. We're back to the high inflation rates we've experienced over the last 2+ years.. US inflation climbs more than expected in August as gas prices surge By Shannon Thaler Published Sep. 13, 2023, 8:44 a.m. ET US inflation climbs more than expected in August as gas prices surge NYPOST.COM US inflation rose a surprisingly stiff 3.7% in August as prices at the gas pump surged, adding pressure on the Federal Reserve as it weighs additional rate hikes this fall... BoZo

Sorry, but as you know, body ink is pretty much verboten for our tribe. It's a deal breaker. With the High Holy Days nearly upon us, Bozo thought that once again, as an homage to the beloved Rabbi Hy, aka the Rabbi to the stars, Bozo would once again pose the age-old question: where does one find a good Jewish escort? A nice Jewish boy, no ink, no piercings, one that looks as good in a business suit as he does in his birthday suit. One that Bozo can proudly bring to the family Rosh Hashana dinner and drop a Yiddishism or two with Aunt Fay and Uncle Shlomo while munching on tzimmis and kishke. Also, to share in the Yom Kippur fast together - no food, no drink, no sex. The only boy on Rentmen that self-identifies as Jewish is not Bozo's type. Too plump. Bozo is not a chubby-chaser. BoZo Rabbi Hy, RIP

It hasn't changed since your last visit. A small cramped location with three tiny makeshift areas for lap dances. Evolve and the Pyramid Club weren't perfect, but they were far better venues than FairyTale Lounge. If you're thinking of going tonight, you may wanna re-think. No male strippers at FairyTale on Tuesday and Thursday nights. @I-zik reports in his post above that Tuesday and Thursday are tranny nights at FairyTale. On Thursday nights, the male strippers are at the Spunk Party at the Monster. BoZo

Open sexism? Really? This kiss was just a friendly peck on the lips in celebration of a win. It wasn't sexual in any way. Stop watching the fake news pushing all this propaganda down our throats. If you can't see it, ask yourself if this was two men giving each other a peck, or two women doing the same, how it would be treated differently by the propaganda press, and the feigned outrage they create? Bozo watched video at least 5 times. The coach was excited about the woman and performance she did. Heck, I do the same with my female friends all the time. Many women (and a few men) today are way over the top uptight about such things. It's either innocent or not and this was clearly innocent. Open racism? Really? How is race involved when a White male European Spaniard kisses (appropriately or not) a White female European Spaniard? I'll wait. BoZo

Wrong! These "scripted scenes" were a reflection of the times. A bygone era of the halcyon days when harmless gestures of affection weren't twisted into something nefarious. Geez. If Richard Dawson were still around, they would sentence him to a thousand years of hard labor. BoZo

He should've "self identified" as a lesbian, non-binary transwoman. He'd be promoted and nominated for some nonsensical diversity award by now! BoZo

Bozo was in TO last week. Stopped by CockBar Wed- Saturday. With a couple of notable exceptions, it was disappointing. Mostly skinny, tattooed Latin boys or older, out-of-shape white guys. One exception was Liam, who was there on Wednesday night. He is a handsome young, blonde with a lean, muscular build. But he was "taken" for the entire night by a gentleman who had one of the two tables in the main room reserved for himself. Liam didn't show up again the rest of the week. The other exception was Nick, a smooth, muscular Estonian. Nick was a lot of fun in the back, but sadly only there on Friday night. In the four nights I was there, Nick was my only backroom lap dance. I wish there would've been more. My wallet was stuffed with brown and red bills. It is really sad that in a city as big as Toronto, this is all there is. Still had plenty of fun in TO. Went to a couple of Jays games and did a side trip to Niagara Falls. BoZo

Good question. Can someone please explain how a celebratory kiss is horrific abuse to a woman but a biological male exposing his junk to biological females in a locker room is not??? I’ll wait........ BoZo

If you want to see how much society has changed, watch old movies from the 30's, 40's, 50's, and 60's. Women were tougher back then and were not threatened by men. They could handle themselves if men got out of line. Bozo is not advocating for sexual harassment, but I do think when things are innocent, they are innocent, and this clearly was. Kissing with a peck on the lips, grabbing the back of someone's head in celebration is cultural. It's not sexual. Women today are way too uptight, no wonder many are so unhappy. They are fed all this propaganda that in many ways is just dehumanizing people. BoZo

Thank you for the psychoanalysis, Dr. Phil. Is that free or should Bozo expect a bill in the mail? BoZo Why is it so hard for you to understand that many of us find the thought of permanently applying ink to human skin to be an abhorrent act? You feel differently, and I respect that. I don't attempt to mock or denigrate your opinion. And to see an otherwise well-built, handsome young man ink up his body with multi-colored strange designs, I find to be distracting at best, destructive at worst. FOR ME body ink is a non-starter when I am hiring. Is Bozo being judgmental? Of course. The OP was asking our opinions about tattoos. It is hard not to be judgmental when I am asked to make a judgment. BoZo

This 2023 survey shows that many of the younger people who got inked regretted later in life when they were older and wiser. Unlike a pair of socks or an old sweater, you can't just toss a tattoo away when you get bored with it. SURVEY REVEALS 1 IN 4 AMERICANS REGRET AT LEAST 1 TATTOO Americans’ Tattoo Preferences and Regrets Data Study 2023 WWW.ADVDERMATOLOGY.COM Advanced Dermatology’s latest report explores Americans’ opinions on tattoos and tattoo regret and removal in 2023. Buyer's Remorse Tattoos are not always a lifelong love affair: 1 in 4 Americans admit to regretting at least one of their tattoos. The types of tattoos people regret most include lettering/script tattoos, symbol tattoos, names, animal designs, and tribal tattoos. Regret is a feeling that can settle in at various points in time after getting a tattoo. Interestingly, 51% of respondents reported their regret did not fully sink in until two or more years had passed since getting the tattoo. However, for others, regret was immediate, with 18% experiencing it just a few days after getting the tattoo, 16% felt regret within one week to three months, and 15% realized their regret within six months to one year. It may not come as a surprise that 48% say the tattoo they regret the most is one they got spontaneously. Tattoo Removal With tattoo removal becoming an increasingly popular option for those looking to get rid of their ink, nearly 1 in 4 (23%) Americans plan to have tattoos removed in the future. In fact, 51% plan to have one tattoo removed. BoZo