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In a heartbeat...... However, acrobatics were not part of Bozo's regular circus routine. Bozo's specialties were seltzer-shpritzing and dwarf tossing. 🤡🤡🤡 BTC

You are interpreting this statement to mean they escort? 📥 Available for privates, please DM 📥 Bozo disagrees. These two are highly paid and well renowned acrobats. They have appeared in Las Vegas hotels, America's Got Talent TV show, etc. Do you think they would risk their careers and reputations as highly paid performers by advertising as sex workers? Nooooooo way. "Available for privates" likely means they are available for private events performing as acrobats, i.e. charity functions, gymnastic clubs, weddings for the super rich, etc. This entire thread is just a misguided case of wishful thinking. BTC

Following in the footsteps of the thread on the death of the founder of Entenmann's bakery, Bozo is sad to report the news of the death of William "Bill" Post, inventor of Pop Tarts: William 'Bill' Post, Credited with Inventing the Pop-Tart, Dead at 96 PEOPLE.COM William Post, the man who was credited with inventing the Pop-Tart breakfast pastry, died on Saturday. He was 96 years old. Fortunately, Mr. Post lived long enough to see the Pop Tart Bowl, which included the first ever consumption of a Bowl game mascot: BTC

The right direction? lol. Is that why the Dow closed down over 500 points, and NASDAQ closed down almost 2%! If the trend continues in this so-called "right direction", we are on the road to a depression. American's credit card debt and 401K withdrawals are at rates not seen since the financial collapse. Also, home purchases are at the lowest since the financial collapse. Those are really bad economic metrics. Credit is tightening too. People can't afford new homes, or new cars. The reason most people can't afford, even if they want them, all those nifty new EVs, is the credit isn't there for many, even with the subsidies. Bozo knows a lot of disabled and elderly, and they're struggling. They can't feed themselves, and have to turn to food banks. These high rates of inflation hurt everyone, except the crooks and cheaters. Shoplifters, looters, and people collecting food stamps never worry about inflation. The PCE conveniently EXCLUDES Food and Energy price changes because they are too "volatile." "Yes, we are fully AWARE of how volatile our grocery and fuel bills are...we PAY them. Shelter rent leading the way. Up 6% on an annual basis. Inflation up! Food prices up! Gas prices up! BTC

Happy Chinese New Year! Wishing you a prosperous and fulfilling New Year ahead. May the dragon's wisdom and bravery inspire you to achieve your dreams this year. May the year of the dragon bring you happiness and success. The dragon is the only animal on the Chinese zodiac that is a mythical creature. In Chinese culture, dragons symbolize good luck, strength and power. They control the weather and water. BTC

Keep in mind that lap dances at Johnson's are not very private. The curtains are open about 18-24". Anyone in the club who wants to can view what is going on can do so. BTC

Do I call that heavy promotion? Yes. VERY HEAVY. Certainly compared to the top 25 of 2023 on in the Publishers Weekly list (with the possible exception of Taylor Swift's tome). And, btw, you forgot to mention all of the free publicity the book received with the four-page spread in PEOPLE Magazine and its sister website, PEOPLE.COM, following the book's release. That was something none of the Top 25 books received: Stage Fright, Romance and Elvis: All the Biggest Revelations from Barbra Streisand's New Memoir PEOPLE.COM Barbra Streisand gets candid in her new memoir 'My Name Is Barbra,' out now Not to mention all of the free publicity the book got in this forum thanks to @Ali Gator three threads on the book. IMHO, $47 is a coffee table book price. For that, Bozo expects large, full-color photos of something beautiful and interesting, not idiotic political opinions illustrated with photos of Barbra Streisand. You'd have to pay me 47 bucks to look at that. That hypocritical old harlot wants to steal from the poor and middle class while she gets wealthier, brainwash them with her politics, and demonize those who dare to disagree with her. Just another rich Marxist grifting off the taxpayers. Barbra Streisand's philosophy is: Of course, who cares if I'm an ugly old hag that steals money from people? it's me me all the time, I'm so perfect I'm so beautiful. Sure keep saying that in the mirror. Nobody else thinks so. You have to wonder how much she pays her undocumented maids and servants. One would think the pathetic sales #'s of her 1000-page book would serve as a wake-up call? It would to most, but not to this elitist egomaniac. Likely, it will be an excuse to write another 1000-page overpriced autobiography. She's probably yelling at her husband: "Oy, these people are so stupid! Don't they realize how great I am? James, get me an aspirin. And be quick!" Someone should have told Streisand's publicist that the book's poor sales were a timing problem. If Barbra had released it during the toilet paper shortage at the beginning of the pandemic, sales would have been higher. Much higher! ♫" You don't send me flowers,..... aaanymoooore..." BTC

There is NO genocide. There is NO genocide. There is NO genocide. There is NO genocide. There is NO genocide. There is NO genocide. There is NO genocide. There is NO genocide. There is NO genocide. There is NO genocide. There is NO genocide. There is NO genocide. There is NO genocide. There is NO genocide. There is NO genocide. There is NO genocide. There is NO genocide. There is NO genocide. There is NO genocide. There is NO genocide. Rinse and repeat. If the Israeli army was truly bent on committing genocide, the death toll in Gaza would be 2 million, and not 20,000. Israel did not ask for this war. They were drawn into it on October 7th, when Hamas invaded Israel, and committed a brutal massacre, including murdering innocent teenage concert-goers. They killed children in front of parents, killing parents in front of children, dozens of sexual assaults, beheadings, etc. That was a declaration of war against Israel. Much like Pearl Harbor, when, if you recall, the US response to a far less brutal invasion, was to drop nuclear bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and kill 140,000 innocent Japanese. Was that genocide too? And Japan was over 10,000 miles from the United States. Hamas-run Gaza is 10 feet from Israeli soil. Needless to say, no other civilized (or even uncivilized) country in the world would show the restraint that the Israeli army has. The military drops leaflets in the areas warning the civilian population to move out, and they conduct pinpoint attacks against the Hamas soldiers. When Hamas soldiers hide in residential buildings, mosques, hospitals, schools, etc. they show themselves for the cowards that they are. Israel must annihilate Hamas. If not, Hamas has pledged to continue to attack and massacre Israeli civilians. And circling back to the topic of Claudine Gay. Of course everyone knows she was a DEI hire/promotion. And now the world saw the result of Harvard's token hire who checked the right boxes. A person so unqualified that she couldn't verbalize a coherent response to whether calling for genocide against Jews constitutes harassment (could she have gotten a more softball question?). Gay was humiliated. And Harvard lost billions in endowments and future donations, and it's reputation was scarred and will take decades to repair. BTC

Would you really want to travel to Harlem? Especially at night? BTC

The Thomas that Bozo has in mind spoke unaccented English. His trademark was his huge endowment and clunky, uncoordinated effort at dancing. He was also involved in a minor scandal a few years back: Former Green Beret hid secret past as gay prostitute: ex NYPOST.COM A former Green Beret led a secret life as a gay prostitute named “Swedish Steele’’ who married his wife just to get a green card, his jilted ex says in new court papers. Roe... BTC

Thomas from Alaska? If it was a tall, lean, muscular blonde dancer, could you be referring to Thomas from Sweden?

Don't forget some of the photos in Madonna's "Sex" book were shot at the Gaiety Theatre: https://twitter.com/m_scrapbook/status/640546960311611393?lang=en The beautiful Joey Stefano (who tragically passed away at age 26) and Rocky Santiago (allegedly Madonna named her son Rocco after him) BTC

The name change didn't last long. He's back to his original name: https://rentmen.eu/Sub_BoyNYC Hard to believe that nobody's dipped their toes in this blonde kid's pool of pulchritude...... BTC

@gqbshb welcome to the forum. Congratulations on your first post. BTC

Lex worked at FairyTail on Friday night and at the Monster (Spunk event) last night. He's just as adorable in person as he is in the pic. A really sweet kid. He's short in stature, probably about 5'7" and around 145 lbs. All muscle. Strawberry blonde hair with baby blue eyes and a sexy Southern accent. He's very much like the college gymnast we all fantasized about when we were younger. Not a fan of tattoos.... but in his case, Bozo was able to overlook the multi-colored chest ink. Sadly, he is only in town for the weekend 😔. BTC

Joyce Randolph, last of the original Honeymooners, dies at 99 'The Honeymooners' Star Joyce Randolph Dead at 99 PEOPLE.COM Joyce Randolph, who played Ralph and Alice Kramden's neighbor Trixie Norton in the Jackie Gleason classic TV series of the '50s, The Honeymooners, died on Jan. 13... What wonderful, funny memories The Honeymooners gave to...the Boomers ! Comedy legend, as were her co- stars. Trixie, Rest in Peace BTC

Despite heavy promotion, Barbara Streisand’s memoir My Name is Barbra is flopping with readers, having sold a pathetic 212,000 copies since its release in November. A MAJOR FLOP. Exactly as Bozo had predicted. My Name Is Barbra, retails at $47 and is almost 1,000 pages. It has sold a paltry 212,000 and is way, way out of the top 25 bestsellers for 2023 according to Publisher's Weekly: https://www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/industry-news/bookselling/article/94047-women-ruled-the-2023-bestseller-list.html 212,000 copies sold? That is probably a grossly overestimated number. Most copies were probably bought by libraries around the country. Who wants to pay $47 for a book where she pats herself on the back and spews out her political dogma? Take your book and leave the country - like you promised! If anyone here actually read thru the entire 1,000-page memoir, can you say whether this was in it - "During the COVID-19 pandemic, Barbra Streisand’s film company paid the groundskeeper at her $20 million Malibu estate using some of the $209,000 it received from Paycheck Protection Program loans."? Streisand is a crook that should be in prison! She is also a hypocrite and a pathological liar - a pestilent boil on the buttocks of society. She is a typical elitist loudmouth. Barbara Streisand is a grotesque, over-medicated Hollywood cultist who sings like chalk on a blackboard (my apologies if blackboard is a racist word). Streisand was a 'B' lister back in the 1970s. It is 50 years past time for Streisand to shut up and retire. There are plenty of good charities, i.e. homeless vets, cancer prevention, etc. that could use the $47 a lot more than that ugly old hag who steals money from people. BTC

Poof! The ad is gone..... Another phony bites the dust . BTC

The new French PM: 34-year old Gabriel Attal: 50% Jewish, 100% gay. Speaks fluent English reuters.com WWW.REUTERS.COM Apparently, he just separated from his partner. If Gabriel is looking for a witty redhead that is loyal, brilliant, sexy, humble, wears size 22 shoes, and is willing to relocate to Paris, Bozo is available 🤡. BTC

He also lists his age at 29 years old. He is not close to 29. Bozo met him at Remingtons about 8 or 9 years ago. He may have 29 then. BTC

The henna-rinsed hag cannot go 10 seconds without uttering *&%^*#@ and *&^%$# and dropping the f-bomb. The heinous harlot has never been funny. Simply offensive and obnoxious. She never was and never will be a "comedienne". She's simply an angry, foul-mouthed activist. Comediennes are someone you laugh with. KG is someone you laugh at. The loathsome creature from the Red Lagoon seems to always be angry. Is that because most of her dates abandon her at the local dog pound? If only Mr. Ed was still alive. I believe Kathy and Mr. Ed would make a beautiful couple. Unless someone mistakes them for brother and sister. Randy Bick is a lucky man to escape from that marriage with his head still attached to his neck. He dodged a bullet... or more likely, a machete! Kathy Griffin, alone and unloved. Bozo really loves a story with a happy ending. BTC

Ad is gone... Maybe he read the reviews and is getting himself a new coif. He'll reinstate his ad with pics of himself with his new hairdo. BTC

Send in the Clowns..... Isn't it rich..... Isn't it queer...... Losing my timing this late... in my career... Send in the clowns..... Where are the clowns? See below Here are the clowns..... The world will be a much better place with more clowns 🤡🤡 🤡 BTC

If Anderson Cooper posts here under a nom de plume, Bozo would be happy to engage in a meaningful dialog to explain the reasons directly to him.

Totally agree about Joan Rivers. She is one of the all time greatest. And you are unaware of any bias, because there is none. We all have our own preferences. And Bozo knows plenty of straight guys that enjoy Joan Rivers and Amy Schumer. As for KG, being an obnoxious f-ghag, and hanging out with the pompous homosexual Anderson Cooper for for a few CNN televised New Years Eve shows (before the network wisely and unceremoniously fired her) is not enough of a reason to support this smarmy, vile, no-talent, hideous creature. Her pathetic attempts at humor reflect her own culture and personality - ugly, mean-spirited, vulgar, and full of hate. Can you imagine waking up to this every day for four years? It looks like Carrot-Top in drag after spending a day at a nuclear waste dump. Bozo wouldn't be surprised if this marriage will drive the soon-to-be-ex into homosexuality. Disneyland: Happiest place on earth Randy Bick: Happiest man on earth BTC