Some gems from the late Fyvush Finkel:
The joke about the waiter who rebukes a customer for griping about a filthy napkin:
“Eleven people used that napkin,” the waiter says. “You’re the only one who complained.”
And the one about the Yiddish actor who asks a woman to wake up her husband, who is snoring in the theater’s front row.
She replies: “You wake him up. You put him to sleep.”