Submitted for your--err--consideration: a new escort ad on craigslist in Los Angeles:
"Here's how it works:
I strip down to my underwear and play the violin while you sit and watch. You can watch as long as you want. While I play my violin, you are free to play with me: you can touch me and feel my body, and if you want, you can pull my underwear off and play with my cock while I play. Try to make me cum while I try to keep playing normally
Me: blonde hair / blue eyes, 7" cock, smooth body, athletic build.
I can host or travel.
Looking for gen guys.
"
I have no comment other than:
(And since links to CL are soon useless, I won't post one. Search for "violinist" and I think you can find him if you're into it. http://www.ourgtn.org/public/style_emoticons/default/violin.gif)