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FWIW... I sometimes also use coconut oil, but to answer the original question, silicone lube is my go to.

FWIW... I sometimes also use coconut oil, but to answer the original question, silicone lube is my go to.

Forgive me Daddy for I have sinned: I can't stop doing this...
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Today at 3:38 PM
Pepa-I'm not sure it's in the spirit of the thread. This thread is for light-hearted things. More like jokes. If you are trying to make a political sarcastic statement-there is a joke section under the Politics Section.
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I think it's pretty damn funny!
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Of all the things I learned in grade school, how to avoid cooties was the last one I expected to use.

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Eliminating all kissing and tonguing above the neck.

Eliminating all kissing and tonguing above the neck.

yes, I second that!

I was trying to think where best to put this, Grindr Scams came to mind, but in the end it's going here.
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I have always had a crush on Shane Diesel and my biggest fantasy is taking his big cock balls deep in me. When I saw an ad for a realistic dildo molded from his cock I imagined this was a great way to fulfill my fantasy and ordered it. When it arrived I realized it was way too big and no matter how hard I tried I couldn't take more than just the tip and after several weeks of trying and much anal bleeding I gave up on it.

Terrible that happened. This has never happened to me so I'm not really prepared either but I've often thought that saving copies, both on paper and pdf or image forms, that I can access quickly would mitigate the pain; that way I will at least know whom and where to notify the appropriate persons.

Terrible that happened. This has never happened to me so I'm not really prepared either but I've often thought that saving copies, both on paper and pdf or image forms, that I can access quickly would mitigate the pain; that way I will at least know whom and where to notify the appropriate persons.

Terrible that happened. This has never happened to me so I'm not really prepared either but I've often thought that saving copies, both on paper and pdf or image forms, that I can access quickly would mitigate the pain; that way I will at least know whom and where to notify the appropriate persons.

I have always had a crush on Shane Diesel and my biggest fantasy is taking his big cock balls deep in me. When I saw an ad for a realistic dildo molded from his cock I imagined this was a great way to fulfill my fantasy and ordered it. When it arrived I realized it was way too big and no matter how hard I tried I couldn't take more than just the tip and after several weeks of trying and much anal bleeding I gave up on it.

I have always had a crush on Shane Diesel and my biggest fantasy is taking his big cock balls deep in me. When I saw an ad for a realistic dildo molded from his cock I imagined this was a great way to fulfill my fantasy and ordered it. When it arrived I realized it was way too big and no matter how hard I tried I couldn't take more than just the tip and after several weeks of trying and much anal bleeding I gave up on it.

Using an enema before a massage, even a therapeutic one, is a good idea. One of my go-to masseurs confided in me that he hates massaging some of his other clients who are not very hygienic “down there.”

I prepare for a massage the way I would want some to prepare for me if I were meeting up with them for massage or play: always shower with aromatic body wash/gel, brush teeth, breath mint, trim facial hair (and other parts as needed), plus my best underwear I want the masseur to have a good first impression and know that I’m respecting him and what he does. I would not want a stranger coming into my home or place if business smelling and looking like a swamp and expecting me to enjoy working in less than a hygienic situation. Lol

Amen!

Goggle voice should be your friend.

Talk about syncronicity-my dad caught me with my best friend's cock in my hand! Didn't stop him buying Ovaltine though!

Yes; dad once caught me with my best friend's cock in my mouth and said that's what made me gay; I guess he never saw this add!

I used to drink this stuff when I was a kid...

The most important thing to remember is that being active is a lifestyle and as such it takes time for the habit to become a routine part of your life. Also know that it takes three months of consistently performing a new behavior for it to become routine, and as far as physical fitness goes that is a long term process depending of where you start from. I'm 61 y.o. and my philosophy is to break a sweat everyday, no matter how I do it; walking the dogs, exercising, taking a sauna, whatever it takes.