Lucky

Hanes always makes a great gift.

I would leave him some tin.

Why three people?

The Palm Springs Weekend has been in jeopardy and now the website itself. We've lost so many of our favorite venues for escorts. I sure hope that we can get this year's PS Weekend off successfully. I know the concerns about the virus, have them myself. But, I'm hoping!

Cooper quite possibly saved Daddy's life. That is an accomplishment rare in life. Kudos, @Cooper!

The Hypnotist at a Senior Home It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' center. After the community sing along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show - Claude the Hypnotist! Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance. "Yes, each and every one of you and all at the same time." said Claude. The excited chatter dropped to silence as Claude carefully withdrew from waistcoat pocket; a beautiful antique gold pocket watch and chain. "I want you to keep your eyes on this watch" said Claude, holding the watch high for all to see. "It is a very special and valuable watch that has been in my family for 6 generations" said Claude. He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting "Watch the watch --- Watch the watch ----Watch the watch" The audience became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth. The lights were twinkling as they were reflected from its gleaming surface. A hundred and fifty pairs of eyes followed the movements of the gently swaying watch. They were hypnotized. And then, suddenly, the chain broke!!! The beautiful watch fell to the stage and burst apart on impact! "SHIT!" said Claude. It took them three days to clean the Senior Citizens' Center - and Claude was never invited back again.

Not only is this post funny, but I now see it as clever! It could have been an appropriate reply to the question of milk as a child too!

Dr. Oliver is available for individual consultations. AYOR!!!?

But @Unicorn remains obsessed. And we remain happy for him!

A protest of “kisses and hugs against homophobia” is being organized for this weekend. This follows the attempt by police in the beach town of Tulum, Mexico, to arrest two gay men for kissing on the beach. The arrests were thwarted when bystanders protested loudly to the police attempting the arrests. Here's the story: https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/ny-tulum-beach-gay-couple-arrested-armed-police-kissing-public-20210226-2t2s37vfynfglnvs5lxhkbcljm-story.html

Right! No argument here!

I am not making it a contest, but am glad that we would both win!

Thank you, @marylander1940 .

@jjkrkwood If you say so. He has shorter hair, including, I think, shaved head on his Instagram photos, but I cannot post them. https://www.instagram.com/harrisonluna/?hl=en

Yes, I was misled. The Visitor Center is not open 24 hours, but open most of the day.

Here he is with shorter hair:

@Topseed You shouldn't pay them any attention!

It is about an hour's drive. Be sure to check the opening time. https://legacy.alamo.com/en_US/scenic-route/things-to-do-joshua-tree-palm-springs.html

That I care...just kidding guys! I do.

But, @JoeMendoza it says right on the box: You'll love that clean nose feeling! (I didn't see the hyphen as necessary.)

@marylander1940 would be proud of you, @7829V.

I knew it!!! A thread from 2005, wow! And it would be @JoeMendoza who resurrected it.

@harlow That is funny!

Well, I didn't. That seems to be an adult thing.

Well, then, how do you eat your cereal?