WmClarke

"I just took my temperature," Tom said mercurially.

"It's definitely not herpes," Tom said blisteringly.

Isn't Jarec wentworth in jail for trying to blackmail a client?

Yes he is

Well is both an adverb (in a proficient manner) and an adjective (healthy).

And a noun!

"What's that, Lassie? Timmy fell down the well?!!"

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Must be in Seattle.

 

Gman

Nope. Wisconsin!

Yes!!! Thank you.

You are welcome.

Reminds me of one of the lines from (fill in the blank - 'cause I can't think of his name) - "I bought some instant water, but I didn't know what to add."

(He always did his stuff totally deadpan and they were often non-sequiturs.)

Was it Steven Wright?

And that Clarabel's make-up was an inspiration for John Waters' transvestite star, Divine.

Yeah, some of the very early Divine make is so "Clarabel" it's scary!!

Please explain. And if it's something weird about the picture, I can't see it well enough to determine if anything aside from a clown standing in a doorway with the words 'Free Hugs' is weird about it.

 

Gman

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Wayne_Gacy

Well, apart from the creepy location (an underground bunker in the woods), clowns are just creepy in general. The John Wayne Gacy tie-in just sends the creep factor off the charts.

This is terrible...

 

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1806837059546716

Poor puppy.

Some real dialog would be hot:

...

As opposed to:

 

Yeah! Fuck, yeah!

And "I'm gonna cum!" Well, duh! It's porn!

And get rid of the music. Let me also hear the action!

Yeah, the best I can do is "Hurry up lady. I have to keep moving or I die."

 

Kevin Slater

That's good! I actually lol'ed. Love sharks--been fascinated by them since I was a kid.

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I don't get it. What am I missing?

I suspect we're missing a caption. Rather than being told, I think we should each come up with our own like in the New Yorker.

 

Kevin Slater

"... And that's when I changed my ways and subscribed to The Watchtower."

See? Nothing.

I love to see kissing, rimming, oral, playing with cum, two guy who are really into each other, verbal partners, the start of anal--that initial insertion is great! Flip fucks are hot!

I hate long stretches of anal close up. Show the faces!

But what I really love is the transition from one position to another. For some reason that really turns me on--perhaps because it's something 'authentic' in what is usually an artificial production. So, naturally, I also hate editing where it jumps from one position to another and we don't get to see the guys changing the position.

And the magically appearing condom is cute. But it's hotter to see them put them on. Even better, I wish they would put the condom on each other!

http://www.newyorker.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/DC063016-1000.jpg

I don't get it. What am I missing?

Great topic.I have wrestled with these issues.Viagra and Cialis were kind of effective but made me feel so ill that sex was the last thing on my mind.Levitra worked better.Injectibles were effective but made my penis ache.Frustrating.

That's too bad.

But maybe I could kiss it and make it better.

Every person is different, but here's my input.

• Get a better urologist. One who will actually discuss your issues.
  
• Pills don't work very well for me. At $40 each, that's annoying.
  
• Tri-Mix (injection) works for me but not always. At $20 per injection, at least it's not pill prices. sometimes I can top for an hour on Tri-Mix, sometimes it's only good for five minutes.
  

It's S-day minus 3 hours 26 minutes. I wish I had someone here to kiss.

Virtual make out session!!

What does 'het' mean?

 

Gman

Heterosexual

DC movies?

 

Establishment movies?

DC - one of two giant comic publishing companies. The other is Marvel.

I do.