Kenny

Just storing this here for future reference...
 

Eva Destruction
 
Crystal Balls

Eva Destruction
 
Crystal Balls

it might be that I am an escort, but the sexiest name that sends chills to my spine is:
 
Summer Clearance

Headlines like this one are funny: Mark Salling's Friend Shocked by His Child Pornography Arrest
 
As opposed to what? "Stalling's friend: That figures."
 
http://www.people.com/article/mark-salling-friends-shocked-child-pornography-arrest

Headlines like this one are funny: Mark Salling's Friend Shocked by His Child Pornography Arrest
 
As opposed to what? "Stalling's friend: That figures."
 
http://www.people.com/article/mark-salling-friends-shocked-child-pornography-arrest

Ahhh memories. Dancing technique was never really what drew me there, but I did have some fun times. The most emotive thing any guy there ever said to me was "Don't get any on my jeans - they're new".
The worst was the loooong waits between sets.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-eH3sor6BFPQ/Tz23aeJHmBI/AAAAAAAAFQ8/eEqgbIzsr3k/s1600/single-male-gay--what-people-thinks-pinoy-funny-photos-2012.jpg

You're training to be (straight)?

(WAAC is WA [Western Australian] AIDS Council)

rural Westerners, especially, will relate to this old classic....
 
http://ct.weirdnutdaily.com/ol/wn/sw/i38/2/12/7/wnd_9e8da3bda9077c5c962b9a2ce8f78fe7.jpg

Let the Grammar Wars recommence!!!
 
 
Gman

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j12/itsallos/BDCFF503-715C-485F-A7F0-9AA3F3347C4A_zpstnbfz7xn.jpg
 
Gman

New Mercedes-Benz ad, cooler than one would have expected from Daimler.
 

http://lowres.jantoo.com/animal-kingdom-eater_bunnies-dinner-hunt-rabbit-easter-35030603_low.jpg

But they are all Christianists who are straight as the driven snow (or some other analogy) so why would they possibly hire some gay whore?

Neil Armstrong's named backwards is "Gnorts, Mr. Alien".
 
Kevin Slater

let's not piss off MrMB with all this criticism, though some of the suggestions are very important for him to consider....we've chased off a few other good escorts over the years with the board's drama (though some deserved chasing off).....don't take it too seriously, MB, and stay in touch around here.....you'll notice several other escorts maintain an effective presence here, too

"Thank you for contacting Uber"
" We were driving through medians, driving through the lawn, speeding along, and when we came to a stop, I jumped out of the car and ran away!"
" A customer service representative will respond to your concern within two (2) business days."

http://nypost.com/2016/02/22/uber-got-complaints-about-michigan-shooter/

It would've gotten more press, but the Dumpster was on TeeVee Sunday, making Murica grate again.

The goal is to grow the company as fast as possible and destroy any competition like Lyft. Their end game is to get an IPO. That way Travis and his underlings will make Billions. At this point they don't give a flying fuck how half assed they are to get there. They let their greed take priority and now it's catching up to them.

Uber is on paper a great idea for the consumer, but the company's embrace of the Wild West "do what we want" philosophy is backfiring. They should lose the fight over whether their drivers are independent contractors or employees; that alone may invalidate their business model.

Breakfast for Dinner was a feature I my house growing up. My Mother would devote considerable time to making scrambled eggs. She made them in a double boiler. Bring the water in the bottom of the double boiler to a boil and reduce the heat to keep the water just a the point of boiling. In the top of the double boiler melt about 3 or 4 tablespoons of butter over the boiling water. Take 4 eggs and beat them never lifting the tines of the from the bottom of the bowl ( you don't want them frothy- air bubbles make tough scrambled eggs or omelets). Add a splash of half and half to the beaten eggs, pour the mixture into the top of the double boiler with the melted butter. Stir the eggs until they achieve the desired firmness. With this method you can cook the eggs completely and they won't be dried out and tough. Salt and pepper just before serving. Mom always served toasted egg bread (Challah) and buttered it lavishly. I have served these to friends after the theater or a concert with a green salad and french bread, and garnished the eggs with a dollop of sour cream and a little caviar. 4 eggs will usually do for two, unless you are very hungry.

not into drugs like you think - only smokes weed - super cute - he's a top - was really hot honestly