Kenny

I hope you were in a car.

Blue Buffalo is swell, especially lamb and brown rice. (Lots of brands include potatoes in their ingredients, and lots of dogs don’t do well with potatoes.) Have fun with the lucky pup!

Good one! What a knee-slapper! Haw-haw-haw!

Many golf courses have giant fans aimed in the vicinity of the greens, in order to cool the grass and keep it from browning. They reseed annually, shifting between winter grasses and summer grasses.

Could be.

Yes, perhaps you should have given it more time. Finding a compatible therapist is not easy. (See JayCeeKy.) But how many years — or decades — did it take for you to get into this psychological mess? To get to a point where you are convinced that your belief might be wrong, as you say, but dammit it’s your belief and how dare that professional presume that the truth would serve you better? (Do you do your own plumbing, car repair and home tech servicing?) It won’t take as many years — or decades — to get out of your mess, but it will certainly take considerable time. Especially when you dig in your heels and resist.

Sexual identity is not binary.

Bingo: He’s not so straight.

A miracle.

Trampling? Uh...gasp. No wonder he parties.

I love a straight guy who will kiss and then blow you, as well as top and bottom for the camera. It's just so...so...so straight.

It's so hot it burns your allen. >rim shot< (And I'll skip an attempt at a rim joke.)

Dog booties are helpful. Store them in your freezer. https://www.petsmart.com/dog/clothing-and-shoes/shoes-and-socks/

Yes. Like sticking one’s head in an oven.

Well, not exactly. In the last 80 years, the temperature in Palm Springs has reached 120F a total of 16 times. Today might boost that to 17 times. The average summer high is a dozen degrees cooler — which is hotter than hell! :cool: http://www.intellicast.com/Local/History.aspx?location=USCA0828

lol. Changing your story is funny.

Of course not. But JEC was mistakenly saying it's invisible. Often, it is quite visible.

Yes. But that's changing. The lavender is leaking east of Palm Springs.

Actually it's spreading out. Literally. Palm Springs real estate prices have climbed to such a degree that many are discovering that their money goes much farther a bit to the east, in places like Rancho Mirage and Palm Desert.

Categorically confused. HPV, not HIV. (a.k.a genital warts or cervical lesions, both of which can indeed be seen.)

If you keep a spermicidal lubricated condom in your mouth for too long, your tongue will go numb. Say no to N-9.

Oral hygiene.

Non-straight? Non-het? Jeez. It would be helpful not to use “straight” or “het” as the human norm, from which you deviate, which is what your ridiculous suggestion does. Your self-loathing is both revealing and sad.

If it’s a hobbyist magazine, the mag’s demographic is by definition queer.

Homosexual? People who identify as Bi and Trans are not “homosexual.” That’s reactionary right-wing ignorance. They are queer, just like homosexuals.