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More of Steve Dallas' Viagra adventure:

Nope, Google all the way, but I just redid the search and the physics definition was there but wasn't the first result. I didn't look carefully enough.

Thank you! Don't know why this didn't show up in my search. All I found were links for products by Dyne.

I googled dyne but didn't find anything relevant. What is it?

Or the butt of Malmesey wine in which the Duke of Clarence was supposedly drowned as punishment for treasonous acts against his brother, Edward IV.

Apparently not. Wikipedia says One newton is the force needed to accelerate one kilogram of mass at the rate of one metre per second squared in direction of the applied force. But someone better versed in physics should probably answer.

More of Steve Dallas' Viagra adventures. I apologize in advance for what may be a painful reference: source

Good point. I was only looking at the visual representation, not the auditory one. I remember the ruckus when Opus asked what a woman who'd had breast enhancement surgery was growing: melons? Also, anyone who knows Binkley's name must be a Bloom County fan. I salute you, sir!

Liked, but also GROAN!

Given some of the discussions around here, some of you might have experienced this phenomenon: Edited to add: Delicate mixed household? As far as I know, there are no women there. Is Opus (that's the penguin) referring to himself?

...and another Bloom County: source

Yes, this is het, but it is such a boner (pun intended) that I can't resist: source

Here's the link to the inteview with Dr. Chuck Tingle and the transcript: http://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/podcast/206-proving-love-interview-dr-chuck-tingle/#transcript

Perhaps Brandon Taylor (who made the velociraptor remark) is, but there's a whole group of people I know on Twitter (mostly authors) who reference velociraptors all the time. Speaking of Chuck Tingle, a website I follow just posted a podcast interview with him. I'll post it here as soon as the transcript is up. (I read much faster than I listen, so I skip the podcast and read the transcript.) I've read tweets congratulating the interviewer for not breaking out in laughter during the interview. I've never read anything by Chuck Tingle, but I once read a review of one of his books on the website that just interviewed him. The review was so hilarious that I'm not sure I have the emotional wherewithal to read one of his books.

Gay dating. Source

Got this via e-mail from a friend.

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Define "so many." Because from my viewpoint it is not, in fact, "so many."

Why do you think I called you "smartypants"?

That sounded like Wallace Stevens to me, smartypants, but the photo was not a lot of use. Next time, just include an attribution and I won't have to hunt down the source of the quotation, m'kay?

I don't know whether to roll my eyes, laugh, or press the "like" button.

Why are they not leaping to get at the dot? In a crowd of cats that large, there is at least one hyper go-getter. -Someone who has lived with a cat like that

I can see that the glasses in that gif are not in contact with the other person's forehead, and yet I can't help wincing because I know what it feels like to have pressure put on my glasses while kissing. It's not at all sexy. Men who can kiss someone wearing glasses without making it a painful experience are rare, which is why I take my glasses off early in the process.

Walmart missed a golden opportunity there. Source