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Hey, can you grab me a kitten from the fridge? Source

Prison break. source

Video of a dramatic pit bull:

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Doggos just want us to feel safe. source

She took the midnight train going anywhere. source

That seems like something that shouldn't be encouraged, which suggests that colleges should not support fraternities (no advertising on campus, no access to student information, etc.)

Reminder: May is National Masturbation Month. Take things into your own hands. Happy ejaculation!

Some rape cases are like this one. Steubenville was. The perpetrators had exchanged text and other messages. As I understand it, because no one was dead and there was no incontrovertible evidence, the police didn't have probable cause to access them; they were ultimately revealed through hacking. Then one of the participants turned state's witness. The combination of his testimony and video of the assault are what led to a conviction.

There were other reasons not to call like the violation of campus policy regarding fraternities.

(I have personal experience with a cat lying down and refusing to budge while on a leash.) Source: https://mobile.twitter.com/Oatmeal/status/863589689109823488/photo/1

Yes, but there are equally horrifying events taking place in fraternities and on campus involving alcohol abuse and exploitation where the narrative is entirely the opposite. Those who experience criminal actions at the hands of fraternity members or fellow students are dismissed, made fun of, and blamed, and if anyone is convicted (which is much less likely) at sentencing the media will weep over the waste of a young life a stiff sentence represents. Moreover, on forums like this, someone is sure to mention innocent until proven guilty. That's just as true here but no one's said it or is likely to say it. The allegations are accepted as true.

Reviving an almost-year old thread to post such a warning is also strange, if not in itself a red flag.

Cat becomes burger. source

I have in the past. You just didn't notice.

I would not be insulted if it happened to me. A first-time client is as much of an unknown to an escort as the escort to the client. Also there's always the possibility of a mistake - not very likely in my case because the cash goes directly from a bank envelope to the envelope I hand to the escort, but the escort has no way of knowing that.

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Just to note: men on average have a natural advantage over women when it comes to deepthoating: their mouths are larger and wider and their throats are deeper. They may also have a better idea of what works from personal experience.

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Alternatively, he could always have intended to stiff him. Most sympathetically, he could have thought he'd have the cash, for some reason didn't, and went ahead with the session anyway.

This reminds me of the time I discovered what turned out to be a Southern flying squirrel perched on the corner of a cupboard in the den. He was caught in a plastic bucket and released in a nearby county reservation the next day. I do not know how, but in the meantime it managed to avoid being caught by the four resident cats.

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Not your everyday kitty. But I couldn't figure out where else to put this and didn't want to start my own thread. source

Okay, quibbler: so consider this a way to refresh yourself for the ongoing struggle.

Kangaroo tending video: