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    + Funguy reacted to TruHart1 in Recommendations for older escorts?   
    Thanks for reminding me about Nate, Glennnn! Dane is nominally in better shape but Nate http://www.daddysreviews.com/cruise/2010-12-09/nate_la is also not to be missed! Make it easy on yourself and fly both Dane Scott and Nate in for a sizzling 3-way!
     
    TruHart1
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    + Funguy got a reaction from LADoug1 in Recommendations for older escorts?   
    Dane - absolutely!
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    + Funguy reacted to LADoug1 in Recommendations for older escorts?   
    Hands down Dane Scott in Palm Springs. Spectacular.
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    + Funguy reacted to Kenny in Recommendations for older escorts?   
    Easy answer: Dane Scott.
     
    http://rentmen.com/DaneScottUSA
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    + Funguy reacted to whipped guy in All male car wash!   
    Hmmmm! Today is Sunday and I was going to wash the car today. If I leave now I should make it across the alley in plenty of time for the old Buick to get a really professional rub down.
     
    Do they vacuum as well? Or do you have to tip extra for that service?
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    + Funguy reacted to Juan Vancouver in Would you rather overweight clients inform you about their expectations before meeting?   
    My man, respectfully, your reading comprehension skills are incredibly lacking. This is not an issue of the escorts' preferences, but of the emotional wellbeing of clients who might already have a tenuous self confidence.
     
    Yes, by all means, if you are going to the mall, or a party or the office, hold your head as high as you can, celebrate who you are and give no explanations about your physical state.
     
    If you are going to meet an escort, however, if you are going to put yourself in someone else's hands and be vulnerable, if you are planning to be in the incredibly dangerous position in which a prejudiced, dumb or inexperienced guy might actually bruise you instead of handle you with love and tenderness, then it is incredibly important that you weed out the bad ones before meeting as often as you can.

    Going to meet an escort "hoping that you picked a winner that treats you like a king" is an abusive suggestion because you know there are not many out there. Leaving it to luck is a very self hating way to go about it. There is a much better way to know in advance if you picked a winner: let him know everything there is to know.

     
    And the other part of the question... expectations. If you are one of those people who think escorts are sexbots who can and will do any sex trick for you every time, then I know you are also one of those men who are always disappointed. If someone tells me that I must cum once in his mouth, another time in his ass and another time on his chest, I will have to turn down the appointment. If someone tells me that he must absolutely enjoy anal sex, which has to this point been elusive, I will clearly manage his expectations and tell him that I cannot promise that. If a 400 pound person expects me to fuck carry him around the room like he saw in the movies, I will have to explain why this is not possible.
     
    It's not a matter of preferences or performance, as you call it. It's simple physics.
     
    Having good, loving intentions is completely different to selling "One syrup heals all" snake oil.
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    + Funguy got a reaction from whipped guy in For all you Hot-Wired guys!   
    You know what I told you about our emails!
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    + Funguy got a reaction from + tristanbaldwin in Ryan Rose   
    Looks like me when I have an orgasm!
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    + Funguy got a reaction from marylander1940 in Ryan Rose   
    Oh! TB, my one and only TB…you will soon be in my clutches (or is it, I will soon be in your clutches?) Well, it doesn't matter, we will soon be clutching! Soon…soon…soon!
    Now that I think about it, I have also been a bad, bad boi! My body, my nipples, my … await your corrective succor.
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    + Funguy reacted to whipped guy in For all you Hot-Wired guys!   
    Well, the pic is indeed a doozy. Well, here's the deal. As best as I can determine the black sheath that is around the tip of his "Mr. Happy" seems to be connected to some wires which would emanate from an electrical box. I would think that the wires are most likely attached to the grey box in the lower right corner of the pic. I can tell you from experience (there was a younger and more adventurous WG at one time who has since mellowed) that when the juice is turned up to a sufficient level it can really make you stand at attention, not to mention make your eyeballs pop out of their sockets! I'm sure that if the guy's eyes were in the photo that would indeed be the case!
     
    Regarding his balls, there seems to be a cock and ball separator/ring there along with the rope. It's hard to determine, but there might be some wires attached to that ring as well. If so, again it's too bad that we can't see his eyes.
     
    In any event, his cock and balls are securely in place and ain't going anywhere!
     
    As implied, the old (as in younger and less wise) WG did attempt something similar on several occasions, "shocking" as that may seem.
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    + Funguy reacted to bigvalboy in For all you Hot-Wired guys!   
    What the Hell?....LOL....what kind of contraption is that under his balls? http://www.boytoy.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/frantics.gif http://www.boytoy.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/frantics.gif http://www.boytoy.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/frantics.gif Whatever it is, it's got him standing at attention. Absolutely wonderful!!!! :D
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    + Funguy reacted to whipped guy in For all you Hot-Wired guys!   
    A pic of an extremely lucky boy!
     
    http://36.media.tumblr.com/1de9104966d66b373fe583a440e6cfa8/tumblr_np7eszlrSl1rj0262o1_1280.jpg
     
    This one left me speechless! Normally for me the Japanese clovers clamps would be the focal point. However, there is just so much going on here. Plus I just love the way the guy is standing at attention. I have a feeling something quite dire will will occur if he loosens his stance. If things can get any more dire that is!
     
    As I said a very lucky boy!!!
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    + Funguy reacted to bigvalboy in For all you Hot-Wired guys!   
    http://41.media.tumblr.com/deadda319db0cf120e43a604b4d91624/tumblr_nx53mzVEDr1tztz8so1_500.jpg
     
    I've said it before and I'll say it again...that is the look of pure sexual ecstasy ....
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    + Funguy reacted to whipped guy in For all you Hot-Wired guys!   
    I love the look on the faces of both these guys. Priceless!
     
    http://41.media.tumblr.com/e24760546d4622de56feeede36725ba5/tumblr_nwmqnup8c01r2kkl5o1_540.jpg
     
    Plus one more for those who like to do it with their eyes closed.
     
    http://41.media.tumblr.com/deadda319db0cf120e43a604b4d91624/tumblr_nx53mzVEDr1tztz8so1_500.jpg
     
    With or without the leather the look is priceless!
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    + Funguy reacted to wisconsinguy in What's with the (no) kissing?   
    Since I have no experience with multiple hires, I am fortunate that my regular does enjoy kissing. From the soft brushing past of each others lips, to more passionate mutual "deep" kissing. For me, kissing is a blend of emotions and sexual sensations. That kiss, after not seeing each for a time, pulls everything together for me. It's a big part that drew me to him, and one of the reasons he remains exclusive to me. WG2
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    + Funguy got a reaction from wisconsinguy in For all you Hot-Wired guys!   
    Oh, I do love that more aggressive version - wonder what he's saying.
     
    But then, ahhhhh, those other two shots, especially YUMMY SHOT do get my juices flowing - all over the place!
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    + Funguy reacted to TruHart1 in Friday Funnies   
    In honor of Daylight Savings reset November 1st:

     
    TruHart1
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    + Funguy got a reaction from whipped guy in For all you Hot-Wired guys!   
    WG - I already have booked passage to the "facility" in Aversa - to il manicomio (spell check put in manicotti). That guard has all of my personal information in order that I could pre-register and he could cum visit me and put me thru the paces!
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    + Funguy reacted to whipped guy in For all you Hot-Wired guys!   
    To get the week started in a high note!
     
    As most know my favorite nipple clamps are Japanese Clovers. Here's how to use them to put a smile on a guy's face:
     
    http://41.media.tumblr.com/51adf140ed950869ec215724527b431c/tumblr_mtym86cn3T1rhcav1o1_1280.jpg
     
    This is the desired result when the clamps are properly used:
     
    http://41.media.tumblr.com/5918f03c4d99908fda0868006761d1d4/tumblr_n8z57uzd4p1sgw8h7o1_500.jpg
     


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    + Funguy got a reaction from TruHart1 in For all you Hot-Wired guys!   
    RAAV, WG!
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    + Funguy reacted to ShyThaiGuy in Turkish Oil Wrestling   
    I just had to look this up.... it caaaaaan't be real!
    Ooooooh! But it can!
     
    http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/3/5/10/enhanced-buzz-wide-15574-1362497603-18.jpg
     
    http://willywonka31.typepad.com/galleries/lutte-cemil/turkish-oil-wrestling-17.JPG
     
    http://36.media.tumblr.com/619eff67b7490b811fe942a289766b54/tumblr_mqpof799QP1qlbneko1_1280.jpg http://www.viajandonomundo.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/esportes-exoticos-pelo-mundo-luta-no-azeite-turquia.jpg http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/287983/slide_287983_2254790_free.jpg http://resources3.news.com.au/images/2008/07/06/1111120/269999-turkish-oil-wrestling.jpg http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2013/3/5/10/anigif_enhanced-buzz-27484-1362498868-5_preview.gif
     
     
     
     
    And I found small report about it from CNN.
    http://www.cnn.com/videos/international/2014/08/07/spc-inside-the-middle-east-oil-wrestling-turkey.cnn
     
    Embracing each other after a match.
    Putting your hands down the pants to.... get a better grip..... is allowed...
    Hot guys doused in olive oil, just tossing each other around.
     
    How is this not the official gay sport? Some of these pics almost look like gay porn.....
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    + Funguy reacted to marylander1940 in Teaser   
    One more:
     

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    + Funguy reacted to Juan Vancouver in What's with the (no) kissing?   
    I can't speak on behalf of all escorts, but I am like your friend.
     
    I can't imagine sex without kissing. The spring that makes my dick hard is hidden somewhere in my lips. I kiss because I love it and if we meet I will want to kiss you. As my reviews can attest I am a great kisser and do it with gusto... unless, of course, you have bad breath.
     
    Onions, coffee, garlic, any kind of food, cheeses, gastrointestinal problems, dental problems, badly affixed dental prosthesis, sinus and other infections. The reasons for bad breath are many, they sometimes are in our blind spot, which means that we may not even be able to think about correcting them. We don't know that we don't know that which we ignore, and therefore we have absolutely no desire to fix it.
     
    And of course, the rule number one about bad breath is:
     
    He who has bad breath (or bad overall hygiene) is always adamant he is fresh, clean, minty and delicious. You never know when you have bad breath.
     
    If you are with me and I am not kissing you, you have bad breath. There is no mystery there. I will let you know, I will ask you to brush your teeth, I will give you mints. If you pretend to brush your teeth and come back and I still don't kiss you, it's because you have bad breath.
     
    Believe me, I so wish you didn't, because the session would be so much more fun! It would be hotter and more exciting. I am not lying to avoid kissing you.. I WANT to kiss you. If I am not kissing you... you have bad breath.
     
    A cut dick will be clean 95% of the times. Unless you have incredibly bad hygiene and haven't showered at all, sucking dick is an incredibly safer bet than kissing. It's not because it's more intimate, it's just less stinky.
     
    Also, a dick will not force its tongue out, trying to stick it as wet and deep into your tonsils, as some people do. If you try to rape my tonsils, if you try to pass on gobs of saliva into my mouth, I will actually let you know that doesn't do it for me. If after ten attempts you keep trying to rape my throat while attempting to push back my face into yours, I will forget about "kissing" and will focus on your dick, or ass.
     
    If you are an adult having sex, then you should have a support system. Find a friend to whom you can ask whether your breath smells often. Ask your dentist. Learn proper dental hygiene. Avoid bad breath causing foods and habits, especially before having sex. If you have a beard or moustache, trim it to human proportions and make sure it's impeccably clean, shampoo it carefully to erase smells, brush it to make sure theres nothing on it, Ask your partner if you notice hesitation on his part, and LISTEN to what he says. Don't slobber all over his face, thinking it sexy. Don't rape his throat. Don't force his face in place. Remember kissing is a two way language that requires listening, proposing, and negotiating. Notice when he recoils in horror, notice when he moans with pleasure.
     
    If you do all this, I assure you, all good kissers will want to kiss you and won't be able to hold back.
     
    And all of those who don't kiss... who gives a shit about them? Who cares!
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    + Funguy got a reaction from Wolfer in My foray into bottoming   
    In BDSM it is exactly the same - while the Dom may have the power, the Sub has the control.
    And, of course, not all Doms are the tops and not all Subs are the bottoms so there is an interesting mix!
     
    Funguy
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    + Funguy reacted to TruthBTold in My foray into bottoming   
    As a versatile guy, I believe that a bottom is in a position of strength in that he gives up power and can take control any time he wishes. In that way, bottoms can only feel inferior if they let themselves feel that way.
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