And the Monty Python Sketch, where Mr. Raymond Luxury Yacht goes in to the Ear, Nose, and Throat surgeon:
Well, it's Mister Raymond Luxury Yacht now, isn't it?
That's not my name. It's spelled Raymond Luxury Yacht, but it's pronounced Throatwarbler-Mangrove.
Then there's the tale of the fellow who has visited his Chum in the UK, and was completely awestruck by the name pronunciations: "Mawdlin" for "Magdalan", for instance.
His Chum comes to visit the US. They decide to go look at some geographical highlights.
"Oh, let's go to Niagara Falls!" the Chum says.
"It's not pronounced Niagara Falls," the American says.
"Really? How is it pronounced?"
"Niffles."
Of Worcestershire, it's kind of like ... well ... wʊstərʃər. The town in Central Massachusetts is