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I have a question: What makes an ass "juiciest"? Syphylis? Gonnorhea? Chlamydia?

From The Importance of Being Earnest, by Oscar Wilde: Lady Bracknell. A country house! How many bedrooms? Well, that point can be cleared up afterwards. You have a town house, I hope? A girl with a simple, unspoiled nature, like Gwendolen, could hardly be expected to reside in the country. Jack. Well, I own a house in Belgrave Square, but it is let by the year to Lady Bloxham. Of course, I can get it back whenever I like, at six months’ notice. Lady Bracknell. Lady Bloxham? I don’t know her. Jack. Oh, she goes about very little. She is a lady considerably advanced in years. Lady Bracknell. Ah, nowadays that is no guarantee of respectability of character. What number in Belgrave Square? Jack. 149. Lady Bracknell. [shaking her head.] The unfashionable side. I thought there was something. However, that could easily be altered. Jack. Do you mean the fashion, or the side? Lady Bracknell. [sternly.] Both, if necessary, I presume.

He looks like Forest Gump, and that's all I have to say about that.

I'm not paying. I did before, not now.

I've had a previous engagement stay in my house for three years now. Totally platonic.

+1

I wish I had an illustration: Allegro commodo: Fast as Shit.

jock. that's my body dysmorphia speaking.

I'm glad the condom broke, Dad! Who are the two in the middle? Woof!

Maybe it should be Seven Samurai followed by Magnificent 7 (first make) then Magnificent 7 (remake).

Hey--where da dear and de antelope at?

If contingency lawsuits were eliminated I think things would improve. But what are the majority of these makers in this country? Lawyers. Whilst I'm on it: I do believe that most other countries do not have contingency lawsuits, which is why they have fewer frivolous lawsuits

he looks a little like Ken Ryker.

Mike Gaite butt

三船敏郎：史上、最高の侍！ 私は特に用心棒を楽しみました。

Is his Rankine any higher?

anyone have any experience with this fellow? And he implies that he does massage ... ? only ? https://rentmen.com/LukeCotter

Or cheat. For some of them, I look them up on wikipedia and just cut and past, such as Protégé and Tête à Tête. Of course, one has to adjust size and bold for them to look right. On that note: Adiós

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Truth be told, is this a male? Those look like lady breast implants. Very odd indeed.

I second TB's nips.

Swoon. I know I couldn't do nothing with a man like THAT!

If one remembers the premise to Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury: We'd best get started on the limericks, and soon, lest the ElectroMagnetic Pulse devicer (EMP) eliminate everything on the Net. "There is a theory that, if anyone were ever to understand the meaning of the Universe, it would immediately be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. "There is another theory that says this has already happened." - Somewhere in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, by Douglas Adams (R.I.P.)

Especially #2: For the uninitiated: J.S. Bach's Messe in H moll, or Mass in B-minor. The ordinary of the mass, which takes about two and a half hours to perform. Examples of Anglican Hymns: For All the Saints, Who From Their Labours Rest Hail, Thee Festival Day [which seems uniquely appropriate]. St. Patrick's Breastplate is unsingable under almost all conditions. To be able to Rim and perform That would be quite the deed, indeed! Jerusalem is just fun.

There was a young scholar at Kings, Whose mind was on Secular things-- His secret Desire Was a boy in the Choir Whose ass was like Jelly on Springs. {repeat from a couple of years ago} There is a young scholar named Sims, Who hums (it is said) when he Rims: A Spectacular Ass Gets the B-minor Mass; The rest just get Anglican Hymns. {and more recently} There was a young woman of Chichester, Who made the Saints in the niches stir; One day at Matins Her breasts in white Satins Made the Bishop of Chichester's Britches stir.