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Here is a bit of back of the envelope math. It obviously oversimplifies everything to make the point. Most of the escorts ask for at least $300 for a 1-hr session. In things like consulting, the rate is generally based on a 2000 hour work year (50 40-hr weeks). At $300/hour you’re trending to $600k annually-so on par with partners in a successful law firm. Even an escort who sees one client a day, five days a week will gross $75k/yr. The US median income is around $62k, so a guy working one hour per day earns 20% more than that. Theoretically at least, doing massage is less taxing on one’s body than escorting. Assuming a masseur charges $200, that still averages out to a $400k salary. Assuming he sees 2 clients per day, that is $100k a year. So, no. I generally do not tip at these rates. If someone goes above and beyond and their rate is reasonable, I may round up. I may also give an occasional gift or help out in a crisis. Lastly, when I travel to other countries and meet gorgeous, friendly men who ask for a pittance, I will always give them a tip. Those few extra bucks mean nothing to me but will help them.

How funny. I was just looking to see if there was anything on him before starting a new thread. He was absolutely adorable. Very nice, sweet, outgoing young man from Mexico. He chatted before our meeting, which gave a strong feeling of connection. He was a very willing bottom with a surprisingly fat uncut cock. I am counting the days until he comes back through town. Two thumbs up. DM me if you need more info.

I have met him several times. Sweet guy, looks just like his pics, completely smooth and not an ounce of fat on him. He is definitely not 24 as advertised, but who cares.

He has been around for a long time. He used to also escort, but I haven’t seen any ads for a couple of years (maybe since Covid?). I never met him, so I can say nothing about his services.

I met him a while back when he was living in SF. I think he has done some porn. He was a bit scruffy for my normal taste, but he was definitely hot and I recall that he was a lot of fun. The massage was decent, if I remember correctly, and he was open to some fun. I would definitely see him again if I were in the mood for his type.

Adorable. Handsome, buff AF, super sweet, very willing and experienced bottom. I highly recommend him.

I did not meet with him, but I did have a rather unpleasant exchange with him when enquiring about a meetup. From my experience at least, he is another in the long line of really rude, bitchy bottoms. Bullet dodged.

I met him a couple of years ago for a “massage” appointment. He was exactly like his photos, with big slabs of muscle, big solid butt, and massive piece of meat. As I recall, he rubbed it all over me and let me briefly taste his cock, but anything else was going to require an upgrade to escort pricing ($400), which I wasn’t prepared to do. Now a few years later I’m reconsidering. His ads say he’s versatile and kisses. Does anyone have personal experience of that? I think I might clean out my bank account if I can suck on his tongue while pumping my load into him. Still not worth it to me otherwise.

There are plenty of “masseurs” who advertise on RM without offering full sex. Many state “Ask Me” as the position and don’t include anal in the things they’re into. Discreetly state in your text that you don’t fuck (however you want to say it) but do put what you’re willing to do (blow, kiss, rim) down below. I won’t generally hire an escort who won’t get fucked, but sometimes eating out a beautiful ass is more than enough. Give your future clients enough to make an informed decision. PS: that holds true for all service providers. If you’re tired of “time wasters,” give enough information so we can weed ourselves out.

Apparently he’s a constant name changer. I have been in contact with him a couple of times but it never worked out to meet. He has always been responsive and quick to reply. I’ll eventually find out if he’s as pretty IRL as his pics. https://www.companyofmen.org/topic/153740-bladimirrr-west-hollywood/#comment-2333438

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Can you name names on your shitty experience?

I’m surprised I haven’t found anything about this guy here. I first came across his ads 10 or so years ago using these exact photos. The esthetic says they were taken at least 10 years before that–if not 20. I actually contacted him once and asked why he doesn’t update. He replied, saying he believes they’re an accurate representation of how he looks. (Really? Your hairline was receding then. It hasn’t changed since?) Needless to say, I never met him; it was really just morbid interest. He continues to advertise on secondary sites. So, fair warning. He may be perfectly nice but he’s no longer the guy in his pictures. I’m curious to know if anyone has actually tried him. https://www.mintboys.com/male-escorts/san-francisco/5a5c1f272b0bd7777cae8112

I know the thread is old, but it’s still topical For years I have had a separate phone number dedicated to this kind of play. Initially it was a shitty flip phone; now I have a Hushed number. I do have WhatsApp connected to my main number and WhatsApp Business connected to the alternate number. If a provider is going to pass on me because they can’t stalk me, then my extra effort worked. I’m sure I have missed out on some great guys because of my paranoia, but far fewer than the disasters I avoided. If a guy wants to see that I’m real, they can see that I have left positive reviews in the past and I will engage in discussions before the meeting. They don’t need my job description or political affiliation to spend an hour sitting on my face.

Big red flag. Not every time I was asked to pay up front was a bad experience, but just about every time I had a bad experience they had asked me to pay up front. These boys know they won’t get a tip anyway, and if they already have the money it’s a lot harder and a lot less fruitful to try to discuss how much they deserve. I have sometimes walked when they asked for payment up front, and sometimes I have regretted not having done so. I realize guys have gotten burnt, but when it comes down to it, just about any of them could take me in a fight and I don’t want to have to explain the black eye.

It’s funny how different people have different experiences. Granted I haven’t seen him since Covid, but I saw him quite a few times before that. I always found him sweet and personable. Time permitting, we usually stayed and chatted for a while after we had finished. I also always enjoyed the sex. I always topped him, so ED wouldn’t have been as much of an issue. I always found him attractive with a nice smooth, lean body, good sized uncut dick, and willing ass. I don’t remember him ever sucking me, but that is never my focus. I do plan to call him again. I’ll report back after I do. Someone else mentioned that he isn’t actually French. He is Latin but lived in France. He speaks all three languages pretty well.

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I love to chat if they’re up for it. For me, it makes for a real connection. Some of my nicest experiences have been with guys where we just lay there naked talking after we had finished. I’ve had some sweet heart to heart talks. One guy poured his heart out to me about his star crossed relationship. (The boyfriend sounded like a prick.) But as you said, read the room. Sometimes it’s just gargle, shower, and leave.

I met him when he first started escorting over 10 years ago and he was adorable. Sweet, fresh, and loved being objectified and worshiped by older daddies. Then I saw him get jaded in front of my eyes. It was really sad. He started dating a guy and was kind of nasty about how he told me he didn’t want to continue seeing me. I met up with him again a couple of years ago. He didn’t recognize me and also chastised me about something mid massage. He did deliver, and he still has that tight little dancer’s body. But there was no soul to it. I have contemplated calling him again but have never pulled the trigger.

I agree about Jacob Larsen. He looks just like his photos. He’s very friendly, articulate, and personable. He delivered.