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Have you tried him, Big Dale?

Me, too!

I think the doughnuts clouded my judgement ha ha. I thought we could connect bec it's my comfort food. Silly, I know. Live and learn. ?

https://rentmasseur.com/Jon_boy OK, guys. Help me make sense of this strange encounter with this guy. We set up an appointment. Then, like an afterthought, he texted: btw I don`t accept cash, just ITunes gift cards. Well, that`s a first, I thought. Curios, I asked why. He said bec he has been given some counterfeit cash before and had some dude (his word) fight him. OK, that made sense although it`s still not clear to me why the ITunes gift card. Then he texted me a picture of the exact $100 Apple APP Store & ITunes gift card that he said I should buy at Walgreens or Walmart. He instructed me to text him when I have the card. Intrigued now, I purchased the card and texted him. There was a delay in his reply. He said he was in session and apologized. I drove down to the hotel he`s staying at. He said he`ll be down in 2 minutes to get me. This is where it got really weird. Here`s our exchange: HIM: So you have the card with you? ME: Yeah HIM: OK just as I sent those pictures to you send the one you bought. I need to confirm it. I took a pic and sent it. HIM: Take a clear picture of it. ... I`m waiting. Sent another shot. ME: Got it? HIM: Not yet. Me: I sent it twice already! HIM: OK. I saw the pack of the card. Now, remove the card from the pack and there`s a space at the back of the card that you can scratch. Scratch it and then snap and send the picture. I`m thinking now - ok, this is getting Twilight Zone weird. HIM: I`m waiting. I don`t have much time. I LEFT WITHOUT A WORD. HIM: Are you there? Are you there? ME: *silence* HIM: What color of cloth are you putting on? As you know this is a discrete service. What happen? Are you okay? ME: *silence* HIM: Talk to me let me know what`s going on. If you keep silent I don`t know how to help. ME: *silence* And that`s the end of it, I hope. WTF was that?! And what was that " What color of cloth are you putting on? As you know this is a discrete service." comment about?

Had him years ago when he looked so much younger and cleancut. Massage was ok enough. I tried to initiate extras to no avail bec he was in a relationship, he said.

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Boring ...?

HOT AF! Your turn, Ansel Elgort.

And I thought I was the only one! Thank you, Rocketman, for wiping the bad taste of Bohemian Rhapsody off my palate.

Good massage with extras. One of the nicest masseurs in LA.

60? How about $45 for a masseur I found at Frontier mag? Yeah ... I feel ancient.

Verbal diarrhea ruined what's good about the massage.

Based on his About Me and Rates info, I'd say he's an escort, not a masseur.

Good massage. No MT, no HE. No nudity. Looks just like his pics. Rudely brushed off my hand when I tried to initiate MT. Would not repeat. OVERPRICED imo.

I second that well qualified opinion.

So true. He texted me afterwards thanking and hoping to see me again. Not sure if that's him or the drug talking.

https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/22947/ Watch out for this guy. He was nude with great bod but I think he was high as the proverbial kite when I saw him. He was talking a mile a minute about his travels and how he met this Indian guy in Bali with a giant cock that could hardly fit in his mouth. The massage started well enough. But halfway through, he laid on top of me for a long time making this snorting and groaning sound and felt like he was having an epileptic seizure. I had to ask him if he was alright. He slurred he was ok. At one point while he was rubbing my foot, he fell asleep half lying on the table and he was actually snoring. He pulled on my right arm so hard it actually hurt. He apologized. He tried the extras but I was so weirded out at this point that there was no way it`s gonna happen. I got dressed and got out of there in a hurry. My weirdest experience so far. LOL.

https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/35784/ FYI. He upsells now. $60 more for extras. I`m a repeat client so I didn`t inquire in my text. He told me when I`m already on his table. Overpriced now IMO.

I think he was Rob in his previous incarnation. Tried scheduling him but no reply.

And you will be right. Saw it. First half was ok. The last half hour or so was a mess. All symbolism and artsy-fartsy stuff which do not make any sense at all.

Oh boy. Can't imagine how those who believed and defended him so publicly and passionately are feeling now.

Asked him for sensual by text. He would for $180/hr. Sadly, out of my price range.

That being said, Driving Miss Daisy (and Crash) just doesn't hold up all that well on any list. Ahh... those critics. They didn't like it when the Black man was the driver. Now, they hate it when the Black man is the passenger. Confused bunch, aren't they?

Not surprised it got Best Picture. Well deserved IMO. Would have given it Editing also.

This. After Christopher Nolan's Batman movie, I couldn't sit through another one of these movies either.