Ok, nothing close to your best laugh @Dmitri, but my best chuckle of the day, more subtle but it hit my funny bone....
Me: Hi saw your MF ad, looking for massage this morning around 11.30. Available?
Masseur: Hi, yes, I'm avail, you get 20% off, I'm at (&:$(&;~#^~&*. Great massage lots of stretching both of us nude with an oral ending if you're comfortable with an oral ending
Me: Ok, and do you have a mssg table?
Masseur: Yes I'm licensed.