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Holy hell. How did I miss this insanely funny thread last year. All I gotta say is: Crack is wack!!

I don't. But I can tell you that none of the photos found in this thread are of the JC I saw at Campus last month.

Mocha never learns. I told him years ago he's in the wrong business and needs to do something else. He continues to bumble along and whine/complain. Mocha is the consummate victim. Always was and always will be. Sad but true. Next.

Just wrapping up a nice four-day visit to Montreal. I arrived on Saturday morning and am at the airport now to head home. I went to Stock on Saturday, Sunday, and Tuesday nights....and to Campus only on Monday since Stock is closed on Mondays. Being Memorial Day weekend, Stock was packed on Saturday. Lots of tourists from the US visiting. Anyway, a great selection of dancers available for fun at Stock: Body builder Franco. Sexy new body builder dancer Zack. Huge-cocked Tyler. Smaller Asian body builder Kid has returned as has daytime construction worker Dave. Honduran cutie Enrique is back as well. Clearly he has been spending lots of time at the gym during his time away from Stock. Lot's of fun all three nights. Good to see Stock particularly well-attended by customers on Saturday and to somewhat lesser of an extent on Sunday. Stock has re-opened the back-bar by the shower-show area. It was closed for about 4 months during the slower winter period. Campus was surprisingly busy with customers on Monday night. It was not packed but it had a steady stream of customers coming and going during my 3-hour stay. Only four dancers working on Monday night which is probably to be expected for a Monday. Three of the dancers were totally forgettable...at least for me. Other customers were taking them back for lap-dances but I wasn't the least bit interested in them. Thankfully, the forth dancer was a gorgeous, masculine muscle stud. He seemed totally out of place at Campus compared to the other dancers. He is JC and I have never seen him before. A real body-builder who competed in a competition on Saturday (as did several other Stock current or former dancers). JC says he has two daytime jobs so he dances inconsistently due to his work schedule. Anyway, we did some lap dances. It was well worth it. I hope others get a chance to see him sometime. I wouldn't be surprised if he eventually moves to Stock. I think he would be a better fit there. For me, Campus has a somewhat seedy vibe which JC doesn't really fit into with his stellar looks. What body. Those calves! Those glutes! That chest! Those arms! and a handsome face to match. He is a local but speaks excellent English. Even though it was rather cool for part of the weekend in Montreal, the village is coming alive for the summer period. Nice to see. Anyway, I only ate at one Village restaurant during my stay. I went to Mozza Pates et Passions on Tuesday night. I've been several times before and it is my favorite in the village. It has Italian food with a bit of a French flair. Mostly pastas as main courses. All meals come with a small Caesar salad to start followed by an appetizer. You can choose between the minestrone soup, the appetizer of the day, or the escargot of the day. I always go for the escargot….which is delicious. The place is always crowded with locals even when other village restaurants have few patrons. A little bit pricey but worth the extra cost. It's BYOB so be sure to bring your own wine if you want to imbide. The entire city seems to be under construction starting with the road in from the airport. During my Saturday taxi from the airport to downtown, part of the freeway is actually completely closed so there had to be a lengthy detour to get into town. Also, all over downtown there is road and building construction.

I’m currently in Montreal. Just for kicks, I walked by the Sky Complexe today. I saw no individual sign/poster indicating dancers/danseurs. However, the main establishment neon sign which says COMPLEXE SKY at the top also has in smaller letters underneath the words “cabaret” and “dancers” amongst other things. I’m pretty sure the sign is really old. Maybe they had dancers at some point years ago. I seem to remember that briefly being the case many years ago. Anyway, the explanation previously given about a party earlier in the month that may have included dancers makes sense too. I’ll give a full report on the MTL scene when I leave tomorrow.

He has danced at the South Florida clubs for years. Twist and Boardwalk. I've known him for 7-8 years...mostly via Twist. Always seemed nice to me. He's Italian but speaks excellent Spanish. I'm not sure about his English. Anyway, I never did a "session" with him so I don't know what he's like outside the club. Last time I saw him around 18 months ago, he was dancing at Twist.

I assume you meant to post this in the thread regarding the Boardwalk?

I actually have no problem with these terms as long as the individual's behavior equates to the description. What makes the terms overused and empty is when someone claims to be as such yet their demeanor/behavior suggests otherwise. It's the false advertising that pisses me off.

As usual, azdr710 is spot-on with his post. Do the obit. Absolutely essential for anyone 60+ years of age. We did it for my dad (89) and my brother(61) and don't regret it. Yes it costs a lot but so be it.

Let’s be honest, Remington’s has been a mere shadow of its former self for at least 10 years. Whilst I did see real hotties there 15 or more years, it’s been very inconsistent since then. I’ve never understood why the Toronto scene can’t come close to matching the Montreal strip club scene. Go figure.

I just got back yesterday after a long weekend in Montreal (Friday to Monday). I went to Stock all three nights and had a great time each night. Friday and Saturday the club was very busy. Sunday somewhat less so but there were still plenty of dancers. I always keep a visit to Campus open as "Plan B" if things are slow at Stock. Let's just say that I never made it to Campus the whole weekend. As happens at any strip club you visit anywhere, there are always going to be a couple of dud dancers. That was indeed the case at Stock over the weekend but the vast majority of dancers were hotties that you would want to take for a lapdance. Have fun!!

I just got back yesterday after a long weekend in Montreal (Friday to Monday). I went to Stock all three nights and had a great time each night. Friday and Saturday the club was very busy. Sunday somewhat less so but there were still plenty of dancers. I always keep a visit to Campus open as "Plan B" if things are slow at Stock. Let's just say that I never made it to Campus the whole weekend. As happens at any strip club you visit anywhere, there are always going to be a couple of dud dancers. That was indeed the case at Stock over the weekend but the vast majority of dancers were hotties that you would want to take for a lapdance. Have fun!!

I just got back yesterday after a long weekend in Montreal (Friday to Monday). I went to Stock all three nights and had a great time each night. Friday and Saturday the club was very busy. Sunday somewhat less so but there were still plenty of dancers. I always keep a visit to Campus open as "Plan B" if things are slow at Stock. Let's just say that I never made it to Campus the whole weekend. As happens at any strip club you visit anywhere, there are always going to be a couple of dud dancers. That was indeed the case at Stock over the weekend but the vast majority of dancers were hotties that you would want to take for a lapdance. Have fun!!

Not surprised to hear Club GoldCoast has closed. It has been very poorly managed for the last 4-5 years. Such a shame.

Thanks az!

I was just in Montreal for a 4-night stay. The Stock lineup was good. Franco is back as are Tyson and Justin. I have seen on the website show since my departure that former dancer Carl is back. All in all, I had a great time all four nights. I didn't make it to Campus so I cannot comment on things there.

My understanding is that Lux closed down earlier this year. Supposedly they are looking for a new location. Whether that is true or not is anyone's guess.

I'll join everyone else in saying I don't understand what your concern is. You knew he was G4P. With those types there can be girlfriends, wives, and....yes...kids. I wouldn't bring up the issue with him. Why should you? He does have a life outside of providing a service for you. Just enjoy it whilst it's available to you. Have fun!

True dat!!

You do understand that the starting of this thread was a swipe at our resident troll and inane thread starter.....don't you?

I take the Steve Jobs approach. I don't wipe. It saves a ton of money on toilet paper and also one doesn't have to struggle over the decision of how to place the toilet paper in the dispenser.:p:p

Thanks azdr for the additional info. Sounds interesting. I'll have to consider a trip to ATL.

Thanks also to azdr for his review. We need these reports since the SR changes were instated so we can see how things are there now. I don't like the Dick Dollars concept but I'm happy at least some dancers are willing to bypass that privately. az...how were the guys from a physical attractiveness standpoint? My two visits earlier this year were a bust with no real studs in attendance. Plenty of dancers.....but very average in the looks department. Wat was your take on the quality of the dancers on your recent visit?

You've completely missed the point of my response. Imagine what things would be like here if the 50-60 active users decided to open 30 new inane threads a day just to make a point. If it's acceptable for one person to do that then it is acceptable for everyone to do that. My new suggested senseless thread topics would be: 1. Do you prefer Key West or Catalina Island? 2. Should I buy new copper cookware? 3. Would you rather go to Mars or Arkansas? 4. Burial or Cremation? 5. Is Hell more fun than Heaven? 6. Ever put a toothbrush into your penis? 7. I want to chew glass....should I? 8. Is Sarah Palin a she-bot? 9. How much would you pay to be straight? 10. Is Blythe Danner actually a man? 11. Who was the first transgender US President? 12. Can a Playdoh figure be mayor of Carmel California? 13. What if they moved Argentina into the Bering Sea? 14. Should France ban all incoming travelers from Northern Ireland? 15. What if penguins invaded the Taj Mahal? 16. I think I just farted. Should I do something about it? 17. For how many months have I been screwing over this discussion forum? 18. Are the Munsters and Adams Family real? 19. Will Barrow Alaska host the Summer Olympics tomorrow? 20. Where did I leave my car keys? 21. If I have blackhead on my nose, what should I do? 22. I'm thinking about piercing my liver...should I? 23. Yams or Sweet Potatoes? 24. Sand or Diamonds? 25. How much can aloe talk? 26. Is shoe leather worth it? 27. Where is Mickey Rooney when you need him? 28. Will Forest run off the planet? 29. What a dumb thread this is. 30. Is Amy Winehouse back from the dead?

So just because someone has a supposed unfulfilling home life, one gets carte blanche to run amok on this forum and do as he pleases and say as he pleases without repercussions? That's a acceptable reason to allow someone to start 30 new threads a day on ridiculous topics that don't belong here? That's a good enough explanation for allowing said person to infect virtually every discussion thread with his whining and whimpering....not to mention his racist and extremist views? So said person gets a complete pass? Rules apply for everyone else but not to him? No wonder the trolls are winning the war in discussion forums around the world. Abusive and disruptive posting behavior gets tacit approval providing you display your pity pass card. I am not generally in favor of censorship either, but discussion forums need some guidelines enforced from time to time or things spin out of control. Trolls emerge quickly when they see a vacuum. What would happen if starting tomorrow, all relatively active posters here in Daddy's World began opening 30 new threads a day on topics that have nothing to do with the hobby at hand? Imagine. How many new threads a day would that be? Would the administrators sit idly by and allow that to occur on a daily basis?