not2rowdy

Some simple to try remedies suggested here:
 
https://www.wikihow.com/Eliminate-Leg-Cramps-at-Night

Depends on the situation.
I often just carry it along with me.
But I also carry a padlock so I can lock it to the bike.

Get outside. Just go to the local park.
You may have to make more than one park visit to get some variety.
It should be ok to wear a muscle t-shirt and gym shorts in the park.
Or suit and tie.
Put yourself in a “G rated” position with a nice background.
Then either:
Ask a passerby to snap a photo with your smartphone.
Or just use smartphone’s timer delay.
 
And smile!

Depends on the situation.
I often just carry it along with me.
But I also carry a padlock so I can lock it to the bike.

Depends on the situation.
I often just carry it along with me.
But I also carry a padlock so I can lock it to the bike.

I didn't see the show but it could also also have a much less innocuous reference.
There are certificates issued for personnel aboard military vessels that cross:
 
The International Date Line > Domain of the Golden Dragon
The Equator > Shellback Certificate
If you cross the International Dateline right at the Equator there is a Golden Shellback Certificate.

PM shower type.
 
Older here. Skin is getting thin and dry and I was having some skin issues.
A dermatologist gave me advice to help improve the situation.
Said it’s not necessary to shower every day. That can actually be counterproductive since it can remove needed protective skin oils.
Shower as needed.
 
But I can’t stand getting in bed with smelly feet.
So I always do at least a modified “Navy Shower” that wash, at a minimum, pubic areas and feet before going to bed. Maybe also just a very quick once over rinse, with no soap, of other skin areas.
 
On my “real” shower days I use a body soap and shampoo a little earlier than bedtime. When finished I oil myself down, while still wet, with a body oil. While I’m waiting for the oil to soak in I will squeegee down the shower. In the few minutes that takes I will have pretty much drip dried. So I only have to pat dry (not rub dry) the remaining moisture off. The multi-tasking here leaves me with a better protected skin and a clean shower. Only use the towel twice before laundering. Second time end by using the towel to wipe down the chrome. Then I lounge around awhile in my soft flannel PJ’s to let any remaining oil soak in before going to bed.
 
I’ve definitely noticed positive results since following his advice.

Upcoming Conventions and Events with expected attendance >10,000
Mar 31-Apr 01: Easter Weekend
Apr 04-09: Nat’l Assn of Broadcasters / LV Convention Center / 103K
Apr 10-13: Int’l Security Conference - ISC West / Sands Expo / 29K
Apr 24-26: Waste Expo / LV Convention Center / 12K
May 02-04: Hospitality Design / Mandalay Bay / 17K
May 05-06: Cinco de Mayo Weekend
May 08-10: Nat’l Hardware Show / LV Convention Center / 37K
May 16-23: Electric Daisy Carnival Week (EDC) / LV Speedway / Huge+ (100K+)
May 20-23: RECon (Shopping Center Industry) / LV Convention Ctr / 37K
May 22-24: Licensing Int’l Expo / Mandalay Bay / 16K
May 26-28: Memorial Day Weekend
Jun 01-04: JCK (Jewelry) Annual Trade Show / Mandalay Bay / 35K
Jun 01-04: AVIXA (Audio-Visual) Infocom / LV Convention Center / 38K
Jun 11-14: American Water Works Expo / Mandalay Bay / 15K
Jun 23-25: Int’l Esthetics Cosmetics & Spa + Beauty Show / LV Convention Ctr / 25K
Jun 29-Jul 01: Amazing Comic Convention / LV Convention Center / 15K
 
Primary source links below that also list many smaller conferences. Links also for the Electric Daisy Carnival, LV Motor Speedway, T-Mobile Arena and general info.
www.lasvegastourism.com
www.vegasmeansbusiness.com
https://www.edcweek.com/events/
http://www.lvms.com/tickets/schedule/
http://www.tmobilearenaschedule.com
www.lasvegas.com
www.lvol.com
 
Make sure you’re comparing apples to apples when calculating hotel costs. Many hotels have hidden “resort fees”. Parking fees are now also common.
http://www.lasvegasdirect.com/las-vegas-hotel-resort-fees.html
https://www.lasvegasadvisor.com/parking-fees/
 
Temperatures will rise steadily during these Spring months and will likely hit 100’s by mid-May. But it’s a dry heat and buildings are air conditioned. Evenings will be pleasant. Stay hydrated, use sunblock and wear a full brim hat for outdoor activities. If arriving by car make sure it’s been serviced for hot temperatures and always carry extra water for emergencies!
 
Like any sizable city there are bargains in Vegas. But not very many will be found on The Strip. Less expensive rooms, food and shopping can be found. The “locals” casinos (away from the Strip and Downtown) can be significant money savers while still enjoying the “Vegas atmosphere”.
Here’s a Vegas on a Budget link:
https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/vegas-on-a-budget.121406/#post-1225039
 
Disclaimer: There is no guarantee this info is, or will remain, accurate. Exercise due diligence prior to making any time or financial commitments.
 
Remember the odds ALWAYS favor the house!!
 
Edit: Fixed dates for EDC May 16-23.
 
P.S. Looking for some fresh blood who might be interested in taking over this quarterly posting for the benefit of the forum. You would start with the Jul-Sep quarter. I could help for awhile. PM me if interested and I’ll share my notes.

Not an escort here but here’s something for your educational enjoyment:
 
http://andrejkoymasky.com/lou/dic/a.html
 
Bypassing the “numbers” (many of which are derogatory) the first alphabetical answer that might be applicable to your question is:
“Adventurous Heterosexual”
 
Good entertainment just to click through definitions
(you don’t have to close the “response window” each time - just click on the next entry of interest)

I find it near impossible to write without errors on my phone.
It also seems that my spelling is starting to get worse. Maybe age related.
That, and the innuendo often involved discussing this hobby, can be a bit challenging.
 
Then there’s the “autocorrect” / “predictive text" / "spellcheck” features that seem to think they know better. I know you can turn them off but….
 
So I typically compose offline on my computer. Then I walk away, think about it for awhile, inevitably revise and only then paste to the forum thread. Then I clean it up yet again before hitting submit.
And errors still sneak in.
 
I’m especially forgiving of anyone trying to post who’s not a native English speaker. I’m happy they’re participating whether as an advertiser or in the forum.

I find it near impossible to write without errors on my phone.
It also seems that my spelling is starting to get worse. Maybe age related.
That, and the innuendo often involved discussing this hobby, can be a bit challenging.
 
Then there’s the “autocorrect” / “predictive text" / "spellcheck” features that seem to think they know better. I know you can turn them off but….
 
So I typically compose offline on my computer. Then I walk away, think about it for awhile, inevitably revise and only then paste to the forum thread. Then I clean it up yet again before hitting submit.
And errors still sneak in.
 
I’m especially forgiving of anyone trying to post who’s not a native English speaker. I’m happy they’re participating whether as an advertiser or in the forum.

Pet peeve. Seems like the airlines went thru this years ago and the Federal Government finally stepped in about hidden fees. It's time to do the same with hotel fees.
 
https://www.vegas.com/incl/resortfees.html

Pet peeve #2. Yes!
https://www.lasvegasadvisor.com/parking-fees/

With no experience try starting with l o n g sslloooww strokes of moderate pressure - generally moving in the direction of the heart.
 
Check to make sure your friend doesn’t have allergies. The Pro’s will likely cringe a bit but, considering your situation, Neutrogena Body Oil (or generic store brand next to it) actually isn’t too bad. Sometimes you will also see Palmer’s Moisturizing Body Oil with Cocoa Butter. Or just use coconut oil. Preferably “Fractionated” and likely available at a Bed, Bath and Beyond (or similar) Store. Old fashioned Baby Oil is a little too thin. But it’s certainly better than nothing and it’s not likely to cause a skin reaction to allergy sufferers.
 
Atmosphere is very important. Low light and maybe an aromatic candle. Soothing music played at a low background volume. Maybe just a bit warmer temperature than you might think since the oils can have a cooling effect on the body.
 
Near the end put a face towel under the bathtub spout. Heat it up, wring it out. Make sure it’s not too hot and wipe excess oil off. Cover friend immediately (with towel or body) to preserve heat
 
No. I’m not a professional - just a consumer
 
Best wishes!

I find it near impossible to write without errors on my phone.
It also seems that my spelling is starting to get worse. Maybe age related.
That, and the innuendo often involved discussing this hobby, can be a bit challenging.
 
Then there’s the “autocorrect” / “predictive text" / "spellcheck” features that seem to think they know better. I know you can turn them off but….
 
So I typically compose offline on my computer. Then I walk away, think about it for awhile, inevitably revise and only then paste to the forum thread. Then I clean it up yet again before hitting submit.
And errors still sneak in.
 
I’m especially forgiving of anyone trying to post who’s not a native English speaker. I’m happy they’re participating whether as an advertiser or in the forum.

I find it near impossible to write without errors on my phone.
It also seems that my spelling is starting to get worse. Maybe age related.
That, and the innuendo often involved discussing this hobby, can be a bit challenging.
 
Then there’s the “autocorrect” / “predictive text" / "spellcheck” features that seem to think they know better. I know you can turn them off but….
 
So I typically compose offline on my computer. Then I walk away, think about it for awhile, inevitably revise and only then paste to the forum thread. Then I clean it up yet again before hitting submit.
And errors still sneak in.
 
I’m especially forgiving of anyone trying to post who’s not a native English speaker. I’m happy they’re participating whether as an advertiser or in the forum.

Does being up to my neck in shit count?
Sorry….couldn’t pass up that opportunity.
(Although the comment may have more validity than you might think)

Maybe some ideas here for you from posts the past year:
 
Payment methods….
https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/payment-methods-the-majority-of-escorts-prefer-to-use.125405/
 
Overnight and Travel…
https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/overnight-and-travel-questions.123306/#post-1265300
 
Credit Card Question…
https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/credit-card-question.82648/
 
CCs and PayPal
https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/ccs-and-paypal.120077/#post-1209094

Ohhh… one of those questions that could take pages to answer. So here’s a start.
 
I suspect your assumption that most masseurs discussed in these forums are not licensed is probably correct. However that does not mean those unlicensed are not competent at massage.
 
Not sure what you’re asking by “How do these places go about finding masseurs?”
 
If you’re asking about professional hotel and resort spas they likely have a pile of resumes they go through submitted by licensed massage therapists. These legitimate venues would be state licensed and would only hire certified therapists. Most large cites have one, or more, massage therapy schools with graduates looking for jobs. My impression is that supply exceeds demand. So experience will play an important factor in getting hired.
 
Here are a couple of previous threads to look at:
(And yes - it’s a bitch to try to do a search - pet peeve that you can’t put a limit on start and end dates for a search).
 
Thinking of becoming a masseur:
https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/thinking-about-becoming-a-masseur.118636/
 
Masseur Wages-….
https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/masseur-wages-is-this-a-reasonable-projection.117867/#post-1158649

@Prettyboysyndro -
 
I tried to point out to the forum members that assumptions IRT your writing style might have a deeper explanation.
 
There are some, like me, that might be willing work through your posts and try to provide useful comments.
 
But you have done yourself a disservice by your age related counterattacks.
 
I fall into that “old bullfrog / old fart / 65 or 70 / old robot / fossil” category.
 
I just don’t think it helps you to point that out to me - or anyone else on the forum.

@Prettyboysyndro -
 
I tried to point out to the forum members that assumptions IRT your writing style might have a deeper explanation.
 
There are some, like me, that might be willing work through your posts and try to provide useful comments.
 
But you have done yourself a disservice by your age related counterattacks.
 
I fall into that “old bullfrog / old fart / 65 or 70 / old robot / fossil” category.
 
I just don’t think it helps you to point that out to me - or anyone else on the forum.

@Prettyboysyndro -
 
I tried to point out to the forum members that assumptions IRT your writing style might have a deeper explanation.
 
There are some, like me, that might be willing work through your posts and try to provide useful comments.
 
But you have done yourself a disservice by your age related counterattacks.
 
I fall into that “old bullfrog / old fart / 65 or 70 / old robot / fossil” category.
 
I just don’t think it helps you to point that out to me - or anyone else on the forum.

Maybe some ideas here for you from posts the past year:
 
Payment methods….
https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/payment-methods-the-majority-of-escorts-prefer-to-use.125405/
 
Overnight and Travel…
https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/overnight-and-travel-questions.123306/#post-1265300
 
Credit Card Question…
https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/credit-card-question.82648/
 
CCs and PayPal
https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/ccs-and-paypal.120077/#post-1209094

Maybe some ideas here for you from posts the past year:
 
Payment methods….
https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/payment-methods-the-majority-of-escorts-prefer-to-use.125405/
 
Overnight and Travel…
https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/overnight-and-travel-questions.123306/#post-1265300
 
Credit Card Question…
https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/credit-card-question.82648/
 
CCs and PayPal
https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/ccs-and-paypal.120077/#post-1209094

Since tax season is coming up maybe these refresher threads will be of interest (I’m sure there’s more I missed):
 
Social Security Benefits
https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/social-security-benefits.98090/page-2
 
Touchy Topic/…
https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/touchy-topic-escort-income-or-earnings-and-career-trajectory.107759/#post-1003784
 
Who does your taxes?…
https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/who-does-your-taxes-have-you-ever-been-audited.113576/
 
Experienced Escorts Please!!
https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/experienced-escorts-please.112870/
 
$$$
https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/126104/
 
Incorporating your business?
https://www.companyofmen.org/threads/incorporating-your-business.124317/#post-1281603