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Seems nowadays all you see in San Francisco is fecal matter. Back in the early 2000's, the sign of choice was "Spare Change?". Then about 2004, the signs seemed to change overnight to "Why lie? I want a beer!" Once walking down a Fisherman's Wharf sidewalk, I saw the beer sign in a panhandler's hand as he knelt under a Help Wanted sign in the window of a Johnnie Rocket's restaurant. The window sign read, "Looking for fun loving people for exciting career." Who's more fun-loving than a guy who admits he likes to drink beer?

We never got out of the car to fuck a the drive-in theatre...

Don’t write posts like this one suggesting the reviewers are corrupt even if you ARE soliciting reviews for reduced rate fucks.

The Westminster Shorter Catechism: Q. 1. What is the chief end of man? A. Man’s chief end is to glorify God,[1] and to enjoy him forever. https://reformed.org/documents/wsc/index.html?_top=https://reformed.org/documents/WSC_frames.html

we’re all talking about him, in less than flattering terms.

Auto-korreck’s effort to confuse dull with dual

Psst! GregM, he was talking shit about the BN. Keep it quiet! Not as many BN haters around these days.

Check it out: http://upstategardenersjournal.com/natural-selections-growing-lavender-in-upstate-new-york/

I can sleep in a $99 pod to SF far better than a $5,000 one on a plane to Bangkok. It’s 18 hours in the city, 8 hours each way, napping in your pod or hanging in the bar.

If I only wanted someone like me I could just buy a mirror!

Between LA & San Francisco it’s ridecabin.com. $99 each way, leaves @ 11 PM arrives at 7 AM. For $200 you can travel round trip between the cities and spend 18 hours in the city with no hotel bill, for just a bit more that round trip airfare. Sorry, only 1 person per pod. Damnit! Edit to clarify Where the 18 hours are spent.

The US Military refers their acronyms as Alphabet Soup. Cambell’s Soup Company should sue the US DoD!

A 40% DEET spray will wipe the dual oxidized film off your headlights in 60 seconds. Spray, wait, wipe, shiny like new headlights!

Yeah, $1 million just ain’t what it used to be. First millionaire I ever met drove a brand new Cadillac every year. They didn’t cost more than $6,000 at the time.

Every redneck I know in Alabama enjoys drinking their Budweiser while listening to the Bug Zapper electrocute them crittas!

Used Dryer Sheets WORK! You can tie them onto your chair, or your clothes, or hang them around the porch. Lavender is a natural repellant. At my house there's a 10' long bed of lavender about 1' wide that keeps the bugs away. There's a lavender bush growing by the back door, too. At the stables, they use horse shampoo with lavender to ward off the rear-end seeking critters.

In my wildest imagination, I cannot see a millionaire, which I am*, settling for a "DECENT GUY … LOOKING FOR A MEANINGFUL CONNECTION OR INTELLECTUAL CONVERSATION." Yeah, my standards would be much higher than "DECENT" *(a cash-poor millionaire who owns a highly appreciated personal residence and a modest 401(k))

He just didn’t get dipped deep enough when they turned him upside donw to do his hair. Must be afraid of drowning?

One of the greatest feelings in the world is when I’m paying my fed taxes online with my 2% cash back credit card!

First Blow Job - 6 years old - my older brother's best friend on a sleepover while my brother was showering. First Boy on Boy Encounter to Orgasm 14 years old - Band Trip First Gay Kiss & First Anal Sex - 16 years old - same guy as 14, but we became more sophisticated in our encounters. First Straight Sex to Orgasm - 21 years old. First VD, second girl I ever fucked - 23 years old

AT&T has an app named “Call Protect” that blocks spam callers and Caller ID’s telemarketing calls as “telemarketer”

No such thing as a Corp unless you’re abbreviating Corporation. The Department of the Navy may be the Pentagon’s source of funds, but the Joint Chiefs of Staff include the Marine Commandant.

Wherever they feel like it, bitch! LOL! Humor

Marines might sail, but no way would they call themselves sailors as in members of the United States Navy.

A San Diego based escort, I enjoyed recently, responded to my question, "Do you get a lot of military clients?" with "The Marines are all bottoms, Sailors are all tops."