Travis69

Yes, we do need Tori Spelling to reform her ways. She's out of control!!

Sorry

Tonight I'll watch some porn before bed and maybe I'll have erotic dreams of naked men in coffins!!!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes:

:p:p:p

Seriously, last night I had a nightmare I was in a coffin alive and they were preparing for my funeral procession. All YOUR fault!!!!!!

I was buried alive! I scratched and clawed hoping to free myself. Luckily there was a rain storm and my casket slid down a hillside and opened up. I now roam the country seeking revenge on the English teacher who buried me.

I'm wondering if any of the barristers on the board could comment about whether the contents of private two-way texts have ever been entered into evidence in trials ....

Judge Judy uses texts for her court cases. Theses are texts people have saved. Not sure about texts people have deleted.

All my parents told me was to sleep with my hands outside the covers.

But did you?????????????????????;)

But isn't it grand!

 

I wish we had more patriotic monuments throughout the nation.

So do the pigeons!!!:rolleyes: Sorry, bad humor.

Collected for UNICEF or Tricked for Treats?

 

I did both!

 

Then I found that Billy Joe McCallister was giving head underneath the Tallahachee Bridge!

Actually I did all 4!! Unicef, trick or treat, tricked for treats and gave head under the bridge!!!:p

Was that for incoming or outgoing?

A gentleman never tells.

My condo association vetoed my request to have a gloryhole in my front door. We live in conservative times!!!!

I did it as a kid.

I'm going to start another thread.

I am shocked!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes:

"Hey" is not to be used in polite society. I would suggest "Excuse me Budd" or "Please Budd". Especially at these times we must show that we Americans have some sense of civility!!!!!:(

This is the current poll at Gay Star News

 

How do you greet someone on a first date?

 

Hug

 

Kiss on the cheek

 

Kiss on the lips

 

Handshake

 

Say hi and sit down

Personally I would do a handshake.

They are probably even more dangerous if they try to drive the scooter with only one hand while giving signals.

So true. With all the bicycles, scooters, skateboards you risk your life walking down the sidewalk.

We are now being invaded by people on rentable scooters. They are supposed to be in the street but most go on the sidewalk. Have not seen them use any signals.

I opened the bank account over 30 years ago.

Back in the day when you got a free toaster for opening an account. The good old days!!:)

How should a client react when he finds a provider books other clients while they are in bed together?

Multitasking!!! If they even pull out their phone in my presence I get upset unless I have given permission.

At one time we had a dog in the building who hated being left alone. He learned how to open the front door and he would sit in the hallway and wait for people to come by and pet him or get in the elevator and ride to other floors. Very sweet and lovable.

Is the cat a stray or belong to a neighbor? I was taking care of a friend's cat. Let it out on the balcony and it crawled under the partition to the neighbor's balcony. freaked the guy out who lived there to look out his window and see a cat on the 8th floor balcony!!!!:D

I see people on bicycles use them in the city.

Any social interaction is a good thing. Do you look out the windows? With climate change you might have beachfront property now. If so make your beach a nude only beach and order a pair of binoculars from Amazon. Maybe some Belami guys will frequent your beach.:)

I guess time flies when your having fun

You always want more sex and cuddling.:cool:

There are no medical pot stores here where I live.

Time for you to move to a blue state!!!!!!!!!!:rolleyes:

No thanks! I have not even ever smoked a cigarette.

You can make pot brownies. Pot really is good for many ailments. I grew it for a friend who had neurological problems.