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Veneers, accutane and the artistry, if you will, of Dr. Mark Warfel.

Now, now. . .Nick was "right pretty" at one time. Nonetheless, the proverbial "dog" in comparison with Benjamin Nicholas.

A story of Miss Pickford, Buddy Rogers, The Pontchartrain Hotel and low wattage pink light bulbs; too off the track of this posting to recount. . .do not neglect to read my memoir, "I Can't Begin To Tell You"; royalties will benefit The Lost Boys Fund.

Flavio had no need to talk. Merely contemplating him in his physical beauty as he took the sun by the pool at The Colony served to suffice. . .a decade, tempus does indeed fugit.

Yes, my good man, I am that old. . .but in my "day" I was "hot stuff"; indeed, Mary Pickford complimented me on my beautiful, brown "doe eyes". Now, I have lost my ash blonde locks as an old parrot motes feather, but, I yet possess a svelte figure, all of my teeth, a small, respectacle fortune that serves to meet my needs and follies, and, being practical in my personal and professional life, I know how to work the "Old Gentleman" angle of life to my advantage. When my time comes, hook me up to a five gallon drum of morphine and give the tap a full turn; if there is a recording of "Going Home" that will do for mood music as I take my leave from the stage of life with a song in my heart and a smile on my lips.

As with the old Bayou Bar of the Pontchartrain Hotel at New Orleans, the Polo Lounge of the Colony is in "a class all its own"; sadly, the new owners are undertaking to "update" the ambience of the place. Oh, for the days of Senora Baptista cha cha chaing across the dance floor with the Duke of Windsor...

Sink me! Take heart as I! If nothing else, I can yet draw a crowd on a Sunday.

Sticks and stones, sticks and stone. I is old and tend to wander off the trail, and, too, as my late mother made remark, I tend to talk too much; even the house cat regards me with scorn.

"I danced with a man who danced with a girl who danced with the Prince of Wales" syndrome. I had the acquaintance of a newly rich man who paid five figures at an auction for a cheap chest of drawers which had once been in use in JFK's childhood bedroom, cast off by Mrs. Onassis, to the end that he could boast to his friends that his son had JFKJr's chest of drawers.

Yes; he has need of new tires for his bike.

Nick Gruber, not Nick Gurley. The American Classic Breakfast is too heavy for the digestion of a man of my years; it slows the thought process. But, oh, the bacon, fresh off a prize Kentucky hog, cured to perfection and fried up crispy and the batter cakes smothered in fresh strawberries!

No, an opinion tendered to a fellow traveler, pondering a prospective "hire", over drinks in the Polo Lounge of the Colony Hotel.

For myself, I do not have to give the choice so much as a minute of consideration. . .Benjamin Nicholas.

Ouch...

The reality of the thing succinctly stated...

Certainly, a valid observation.

Sitted lunch with a prospective "hire" is a "must" with me; it is, if you will, the "interview" to determine if our "date" will be mutually beneficial to both the client and the provider.

AMEN.

Are you certain that this is the escort of reference?

Squirrel tails, crisply fried up in corn battered defty seasoned with bacon drippings, are a delight!

Having made an attempt to boot my day with a smattering of kindness and having suffered defeat in the act, I am now going to get the double-barrel shotgun out and clear the front yard of squirrels.

Can we not be charitable and describe his physique as svelte and his countenance as "unique"?

In my experience, the Russian lads define "enfant terrible" in their temperament. However, with this one, the prospect of a "sweet" silk Canali fancy sport coat, sized to his 38R physique, as a gratuity assures good behaviour and a "fun time" betweenst the sheets.

"Escorting" is a business, and, as with any business, the dictum "time is money" applies. As a matter of courtesy, a twelve hour notice of cancellation as a minimum window of time should be given to the provider. Certainly, any notice of cancellation given less than an hour demands payment of the provider for his lost time.

Sparks operated a travelling stable of boys; the quality of his offerings was dependent upon. what was available on the curb and in need of food and shelter. However, Cade Maddox did get his start in the business with Sparks as a $150 "trick". The " Spaniard" is operating on the same model: a band of roving lads available for hire.