well, first, I'd show him where the 'period' key is on a keyboard (and tell him all about capitalization protocol)......
your note to him is fair, professional, to-the-point, and polite......sounds like he may not even be too desperate for business or he'd try to accommodate your coffee meet or skype......of course, he may not want to Skype or pre-meet because, well, you know.......
if you definitely don't want to meet without a skype or coffee meet (very fair of you), I guess you'll have to move on........the other choice, of course, is schedule an hour and check him out.......(or try to take off without paying if he's utterly unlike his pictures!)