Phil_musc

Turns out my own little town of Philadelphia has an emporium that deals in these things. It's called Danny's Midnight Confessions and they have a website for online shopping. https://shopdannys.com I tried them when everything was closed and I give them high marks for responsiveness and timeliness. Check them out.

His spouse is a lucky person!

"Well yes, Officer, you see I was out here on my day off signing up unregistered voters. It was hard work and I got tired. So I lay down to take a little snooze, and someone must have come along and stole my clothes. I gotta tell you, I'm pretty pissed about that. Not only was I wearing my new black jockstrap from Amazon, but I had some sweat shorts and my brand new designer tee shirt. Someone must have come along when I was dozing and walked off with them. I tell you, Officer, what a world we live in."

I think a new avatar is in order here!

Well I've been a rebel, I guess. So I find out that I'm also possibly a criminal. Something new to add to the resume to create some buzz.

Once again I am in the dark. Who is this guy and he was for hire?

Of course I have no experience in these things, but I'm guessing that that is what is known as a Beefy ass?

Actually, I think this looks like a paint-by-numbers picture, the sort of thing you'd move on to after you mastered (?) landscapes and still life subjects.

I'm curious also.

I'm looking forward to it! Can't wait.

Aww c'mon, Rudy, don't tease us! We all wanna see (well, at least I do) Post a pic of your success! We're drooling already. For myself I decided to just face reality and get ahead of the curve - I went up 3 inches in pants sizes. What the hell - no one is seeing me anyway. On a more serious note, my gym re-opened about a month ago and at the time, I wanted to wait to go back until September. Now September is here and I'm itching to get back. I take it that the many fine members on this board would counsel me to wait some more? The gym has put up barricades to cut down on airflow, spaced the equipment better, and is keeping an eye on the amount of people there. If we all wear masks and wipe down the equipment - isn't that enough precautions?

Sometimes it seems that reading comprehension is at an all-time low here. . .

With all the talk about him being a Christian, I would probably go to see about a Second Cumming. Then too, what's up with the self-categorizing as a masseuse? Not to be picky, but heck he's been at this for 12 years. Couldn't he at least get the term right?

Geez, just re-read the thread - that info is mentioned above.

OK, so "N" is for Nebraska. That seems logical. But is the "BIG" thing a size marking that appears outside on the outfit - kinda like Under Armour things?

Okay, what universe does this guy inhabit and how can I get there?

At first I thought I'd play a little game with myself and true to figure out what the "N" stood for. But then I noticed the word "BIG" placed strategically on the uniform. I admire that team's sense of advertisement and self promotion. Oh, and I admire a few others things too.

Dayum, I'm likin' this thread more and more as time goes by. Thanks for the great posts!

Thanks for the update. I enjoy reading about your wonderful family - it's a kind of "My Three Sons" for our time and I'm glad you have shared so much with us here.

I can't believe it - another serious contender for the fabled FMRG award. And this one has such fashion sense - the wrist band matches the shorts. You just know he'd be amazing between the sheets (which would probably match also. . . )

This guy is a contender for the famous RMRG award. Not sure about the axe, but man, I bet he can wield his spear. He looks familiar; who is he?

Ah, there is so much to admire in this picture - worthy of a Saturday Evening Post cover, I think. The horse, the saddle, the hat, but really it's all about the fringed chaps and stuff.

A repost right above here. Not that I'm complaining. Liked him before, like him now. My tastes seem remarkably stable.

Their website is kinda fun in an educational way. One could spend a lot of time reading there. . .

Those of a certain age and beyond may well remember the porn star Al Parker who for most of his career was circumsized. He seemed to have a thing in his movies for guys who were uncut - it was a real fetish for him, I believe. Anyway, near the end of his career as a performer he disappeared for a while and when he came back he had foreskin. At first I thought he must have gone to Lordes, but he did an interview in which he talked about the surgery. Sounded painful. I hope it was worth it for Al. He died a few years later of HIV complications.