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Not at all. I don’t find him that attractive. And why wouldn’t he? You’d think he was the best escort in the entire world! Great publicity. 😁

Yes, because $400/hr is poverty level wages that anyone could pay. 

Yes, because $400/hr is poverty level wages that anyone could pay. 

Yes, because $400/hr is poverty level wages that anyone could pay. 

So, after he takes a full booking fee a few times for doing nothing, then he’ll consider doing something. And people get away with this shit?

So, after he takes a full booking fee a few times for doing nothing, then he’ll consider doing something. And people get away with this shit?

Good Lord, that gurl is still around? Shouldn’t she be in a retirement home? 🤣 She was the escort du jour it seems like 20 years ago. 

He looks exactly like his pictures. So there’s that. And he will do what he agrees to, albeit without enthusiasm.  He was also a horrible hire. Attitude for days and he obviously didn’t want to be there. Didn’t try to fake it. YMMV, I suppose. 

Complete waste of time and money, at least for me. 
 
The general: someone mentioned he kissed passionately.  Uh, no. I could barely get a peck on the lips out of him. YMMV — maybe his performance is very client specific, and you get good service if he‘s attracted to you. Also, one of the worst excuses for a blowjob. Neither of these were a hygiene issue… I was freshly showered, etc. and never have had any complaints. 
 
Maybe specific to certain clients: his photos give him the look of a serious, masculine Latin man. In reality, he’s a fey gay with a somewhat high voice. Think Hank Azaria in The Birdcage. I almost sent him away within a minute of walking in the door. Huge turnoff for me. But I thought, I might as well try to get something for my money, and a good BJ is better than nothing. Nope—see above. So, I ended that, and so ended the “fun” after maybe 10 minutes of futility. 
 
Obviously YMMV, but go into it knowing what to expect. The pictures are definitively him, but don’t capture his true personality and manner. 

Complete waste of time and money, at least for me. 
 
The general: someone mentioned he kissed passionately.  Uh, no. I could barely get a peck on the lips out of him. YMMV — maybe his performance is very client specific, and you get good service if he‘s attracted to you. Also, one of the worst excuses for a blowjob. Neither of these were a hygiene issue… I was freshly showered, etc. and never have had any complaints. 
 
Maybe specific to certain clients: his photos give him the look of a serious, masculine Latin man. In reality, he’s a fey gay with a somewhat high voice. Think Hank Azaria in The Birdcage. I almost sent him away within a minute of walking in the door. Huge turnoff for me. But I thought, I might as well try to get something for my money, and a good BJ is better than nothing. Nope—see above. So, I ended that, and so ended the “fun” after maybe 10 minutes of futility. 
 
Obviously YMMV, but go into it knowing what to expect. The pictures are definitively him, but don’t capture his true personality and manner. 

I hope you’re being a smartass. 
 
I meant his face, which apparently is a secret so great, even Trump couldn’t steal it. 

Took one for the team. 
 
Looks exactly like his pics. Amazing body and smooth skin. Smiles a lot like in his pics, but seemed kind of shy. Nice guy, slightly talkative if you engage him. Closer to 5’11 or 6’ than 6’2”. When he gets hard, much thicker than average. Kissing skills just OK. Oral was OK, but not great (though great stamina). However, that ass can ride a horse with the best of them. Holy hell. That’s where he excels. Not the total package, but the body, skin and ass alone is worth a repeat. 

Soooooo… took the plunge. Disappointing. Either can barely speak English, and I mean not even form sentences, or suddenly “forgets” during a session. Communication via text much better. 
 
Agreed to kissing, could barely get close enough, and then it was a closed mouth peck on the lips. Other skills were below average (maybe he’s a good top, didn’t go there, not my thing). He did try to satisfy me, he was concerned about that, so points to him for caring on some level. But poor execution, as they would say. 
 
On the positive side, he looks great, fantastic body. Great smooth skin, very clean. Though his listed height of 6’3” is exaggerated by a good 3”. 

$350 is a bargain these days, at least in NYC. $400 is the norm, with more and more pushing (and getting) $450 and $500. 

Good Lord, that gurl is still around? Shouldn’t she be in a retirement home? 🤣 She was the escort du jour it seems like 20 years ago. 

I hope you’re being a smartass. 
 
I meant his face, which apparently is a secret so great, even Trump couldn’t steal it. 

I hope you’re being a smartass. 
 
I meant his face, which apparently is a secret so great, even Trump couldn’t steal it. 

Soooooo… took the plunge. Disappointing. Either can barely speak English, and I mean not even form sentences, or suddenly “forgets” during a session. Communication via text much better. 
 
Agreed to kissing, could barely get close enough, and then it was a closed mouth peck on the lips. Other skills were below average (maybe he’s a good top, didn’t go there, not my thing). He did try to satisfy me, he was concerned about that, so points to him for caring on some level. But poor execution, as they would say. 
 
On the positive side, he looks great, fantastic body. Great smooth skin, very clean. Though his listed height of 6’3” is exaggerated by a good 3”. 

It’s not that thick. 

You guys do realize that’s not a helmet. It’s overlapping chat/text bubbles. 

Took one for the team. Contacted him again, and got a good vibe this time, so arranged a meeting. Looks exactly like his pics, amazing body. Does what he says he will do, though I think he would prefer to be a top. Either English is very poor (not an issue with messages, probably uses a translator), or he said it wasn’t to minimize conversation.  I think it’s the former—young and new to the country.  Nice guy, would repeat. 

As my mother used to say, “I’m 34 and holding.”
And yes, it feels odd invoking my mother in such a forum as this. 

$350 is a bargain these days, at least in NYC. $400 is the norm, with more and more pushing (and getting) $450 and $500. 

Yeah, but I think the bigger question is how do you reach out to them, without attending an Adonis event. 

You guys do realize that’s not a helmet. It’s overlapping chat/text bubbles.