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Hey guys. Just went on a couple of trips to DC recently and want to add some massage comments for the masseurs I met while there:
 
Ian: https://rentmasseur.com/MasseurIan
This cute Bulgarian guy with the sexy pecs performed an outstanding therapeutic massage session. He came over to my place equipped with a full massage table as well as a heating pad and cushion for it. Totally professional! He was quite skilled and I might say one of the best massages I've had in the site. Very knowledgeable about the human body and it showed in his techniques and how he isolated and manipulated my joints and body during the session. I can confirm that he is therapeutic but you can be undraped if you wanted. For someone who does therapeutic, he had no qualms whatsoever with where his hands, arms and elbows were going in the service of offering an outstanding massage. I do agree however his pics on RM were a bit misleading. He has such a sexy body and one should definitely text your expectations beforehand. I think he gets so many questions about it that his responses to the texts are a bit nonchalant. No MT or HE but at least he was shirtless for me. I guess he got tired of me begging before we started.
 
Victor: https://www.delucamassage.com/victor-uriarte-lmt/
He works at Deluca but now has his own MF ad. A mature masseur but offered an excellent swedish style massage with some pressure. I was draped since it was in a spa. It was a fantastic session with lots of stretching. I booked a late session so I was really ready to go to sleep right afterwards. Walking down from the top massage room at the Deluca townhouse to the street level was difficult because I my body was just like putty. I would definitely come back to see him but maybe outside Deluca. I believe it would be cheaper.
 
Adam: https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/6906/
It's the travelling Polish guy who has had favorable reviews here in the forum. He looks like his photos. Compared to Ian, he did not come with a table. I should have confirmed but forgot and since Ian came with one, I just missed asking Adam if he was coming with one. For someone who does massage on the bed, it was quite good because he was a relatively big guy and can definitely put his weight on top of you. He used a fragrance free body oil which was fine but kinda messy when it got to the bed (even with towels underneath). Overall it was good but I probably wouldn't repeat unless it's on a table. Nude from the get go. MT and HE.
 
Chase/Chace: https://www.masseurfinder.com/massage-therapists/36289/
Good-looking guy with a well-toned body and <10% body fat (a twunk ). He had a nice massage table at his place. He's located around Logan Circle area and in a newish building. I would say his massage was excellent but was a bit boring at times with repetitive strokes in one part of my body. I'm not a big fan of that. And no he was not using one hand while the other hand was texting (like Aziz at Deluca) However when he found a knot or something that needed his focused attention, his techniques got better and he's quite good at it. Easy to chat via text and his availability was quite open when I booked this weekend. I would certainly go back to him. MT and HE.

When I saw DMV in title, I thought it meant Dept. of Motor Vehicles.

I had the opposite situation happened at a spa recently, the masseur wiped his precum on my nipple. He was precumming even though he wouldn’t allow to be touched.

If the masseur was cleaning it up with his tongue then it might be leading to more 😋

Don’t be embarrassed. The masseur wasn’t embarrassed or he wouldn’t have cleaned you up. It could be a sign of encouragement. Maybe next time say “sorry but I just find this exciting.”

Try this place out.  I haven't been there myself yet but I plan to on my next trip to DC.  I follow the owner on instagram and twitter and they seem like a hot time.  Always posting hot videos of the guys they wax.  It's Asian owned and operated.  One of the massage therapist even had a Rentmen page if I'm not mistaken.
Buddies Spa LLC | The Queer Spa DC
WWW.BUDDIESSPA.COM  

I was always very pleased with Gary in Arlington, Va. Feel free to PM with questions. 
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Hmmm ... he looks familiar.  Not sure why.

If you've had desert or wilderness training, you will be well prepared for your search here.

He looks better in person.  I'm a happy guy... he was red-hot good looking, great body, skilled hands and overall nice guy. Great experience. I'll repeat for sure.

Definitely a perv, definition in dc,  but haven’t tried that. Almost no limits except a few including that. Lets telegram tho for more  

Definitely a perv, definition in dc,  but haven’t tried that. Almost no limits except a few including that. Lets telegram tho for more  

Do any of you guys have stories about 100% therapeutic masseurs giving you a HE or even more? I see a guy monthly (great massage!) in my area, he’s fit, attractive… married with a family… and very professional with how he moves the sheet or blanket to uncover a part of the body.
A few sessions ago, I became hard (I know, totally natural) and he kind of chuckled as I apologized and said not to worry about it, he’s been doing massage for years… etc. The next session as he was working my quads… Bam! The blood started flowing again. I would have loved nothing more than to have his hand slip under the sheet and blanket.
I would never ask for a HE or do anything purposefully to make him uncomfortable, but wanted to know if any of you have had similar happen but found that a hand DID slip under the sheet. 

Wow, cute, then let us all keep up so we don’t decide a persons race or ethnicity based on what we decide we should since that happens all too often.
first, on race “He describes himself as Latin but definitely an Indian mix” - ya know what, this isn’t the point of this forum so I’ll move on. Folks can always decide what someone else’s race is, and it happens all the time in this area
 
I’m racially ambiguous myself and know it well. Did I also see Mannu and the first few messages (now retracted) and think, “oh cool! An Indian man on a massage site!” Yes, I did. ✔️….but I then with our uodates, I didn’t stick to the decision that he’s Indian, or mixed and then go on to spew incorrect information with appropriated misinformation about massage from Ayurvedic traditions as the same “Indian mix” user did. 
however since we do talk about massage “I knew they valued the Abhyanga massage (prostate and balls)” (same user who reidentifies mannu as Indian mix, redefines abhyanga massage to mean…prostate and balls? Maybe he is jumping from meaning “Indian” to mean native to “indian” to mean of India, in the same thread. Seems like an odd place for it but here we are, you are teaching me what Indian means! 
so everyone can benefit: abhyanga is head to toe *oil massage* it is not a prostate or balls massage. In the most traditional definition, it is an oil massage with natural oils and used that coincide with the recipients body type (dosha in Ayurveda). A lungi of simple cotton may be tied around the waist, but is usually saturated with oil by the end of the massage (and thus see through, but not “prostate and balls)..
The greater problem here is the decision making and misinformation towards something different; do try to keep up hun  .
 

Actually once you get to know him it changes…I took the chance once and jacked myself off and since then I see him regularly and now it’s led to him getting extremely close, him pinching my nips, choking me, and my hands down his pants. He doesn’t play directly but he is HUNG uncut and smooth (he shaved clean, all the body hair off his body!). He has connected me to a client of his who does body hair removal, and I went to the hair removal guy once. He said Ivo was a great guy, and I agree. Hair removal guy has jerked ivo off - but then it’s not at Ivo’s place of work! 
I’ll be seeing ivo very soon this week or next, I’ll report back!

Gross. And ignorant.

What city did you visit and said, the guys here are definitely a no.
San Antonio TX.
Literally everyone on Grindr was obese.

You can do a search for Washington DC to see a lot of reviews. My favorites are:
 
 

I had a massage from him today and it was really amazing. He is definitely trained and can give a great therapeutic massage. He looks exactly like his pictures and he seems really nice! I believe that smile is genuine. Nice location, nice studio with attached bathroom. Heated table. He worked plenty of sensual elements into the massage, he gets on the table with you at times, MT, HE, and has no issues with nudity. This was truly one of the best massage experiences I have had. I just wished he was closer to where I live. Parking was fine and the neighborhood seemed safe, just a little difficult to get into and out of when coming from the East. I will still use Charlie in Hyattsville as my primary but Daniel will be my special occasion (change of pace) guy. There was no upselling but I left a hefty tip. He is reasonably priced and DEFINITELY WORTH IT! Just do it! 

I did ask! He said he’s not the owner & two American men are, and that he works it Inc it pays the bills.

I took a hit for the team. They responded.
 
I got a massage, It was ok. Actually it was very relaxing - it was the dude (he said his name is “JC”) who did massage at spa riverside before the new guy there (new guy at spa riverside, Joe, is amazing for massage and scrub and 😇😇💦).
I have very good “spy” skills…so JC said about the establishment: it opened a month ago; has a few clients - About 3 regulars, and some randoms (like me), and is owned by two white American men, at the end he said one owners name is Frank. he also said there’s another staff person who is 30. JC is straight, korean man, has two kids, his oldest (Daugther) is 30. He used to always smell like smoke at spa riverside and didn’t smell like smoke at all, he said he gave it up for his health.
so, I didn’t die! 
 
My summary: great massage but save your $ and go to spa riverside, 6 mi down the st. lol 

DMV = District of Columbia, Maryland, Virginia. 
To make it even more confusing, in Washington, DC, in the DMV, you register your car with the DMV: Department of Motor Vehicles. 🙃

I thought it stood for the Department of Motor Vehicles.