CuriousGuy714

Please do share. Inquiring mind(s) here…

Here are the highlights:
10 minutes in he asked if I was top or bottom but I told him I wasn’t looking for anything like that, just a massage. We agreed to a 60-min massage and the entire appointment was less than 30 minutes. His massage oil/lotion was just a giant tub of Vaseline. In the middle of the appointment he got a call from reception. Then a few minutes later, while I was naked on the bed, he answered the door to grab his McDonalds which he had ordered for dinner from Uber Eats. The icing on the cake was that he asked me to write a 5-star review about the experience. It took a lot for me to not laugh in his face. So that’s what you can expect if you decide to book an appointment with him. I dare you…

Here are the highlights:
10 minutes in he asked if I was top or bottom but I told him I wasn’t looking for anything like that, just a massage. We agreed to a 60-min massage and the entire appointment was less than 30 minutes. His massage oil/lotion was just a giant tub of Vaseline. In the middle of the appointment he got a call from reception. Then a few minutes later, while I was naked on the bed, he answered the door to grab his McDonalds which he had ordered for dinner from Uber Eats. The icing on the cake was that he asked me to write a 5-star review about the experience. It took a lot for me to not laugh in his face. So that’s what you can expect if you decide to book an appointment with him. I dare you…

Here are the highlights:
10 minutes in he asked if I was top or bottom but I told him I wasn’t looking for anything like that, just a massage. We agreed to a 60-min massage and the entire appointment was less than 30 minutes. His massage oil/lotion was just a giant tub of Vaseline. In the middle of the appointment he got a call from reception. Then a few minutes later, while I was naked on the bed, he answered the door to grab his McDonalds which he had ordered for dinner from Uber Eats. The icing on the cake was that he asked me to write a 5-star review about the experience. It took a lot for me to not laugh in his face. So that’s what you can expect if you decide to book an appointment with him. I dare you…

Here are the highlights:
10 minutes in he asked if I was top or bottom but I told him I wasn’t looking for anything like that, just a massage. We agreed to a 60-min massage and the entire appointment was less than 30 minutes. His massage oil/lotion was just a giant tub of Vaseline. In the middle of the appointment he got a call from reception. Then a few minutes later, while I was naked on the bed, he answered the door to grab his McDonalds which he had ordered for dinner from Uber Eats. The icing on the cake was that he asked me to write a 5-star review about the experience. It took a lot for me to not laugh in his face. So that’s what you can expect if you decide to book an appointment with him. I dare you…

His RM profile (as “LatinoBigHands”):
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Don’t waste your time and hard-earned money on this one. Will short you by 15-20 mins and is completely unenthusiastic the entire time. Literally just goes thru the motions and you end up kicking yourself at the end for hiring him.

I’ve already commented on this guy but he’s a hustler. And I’m so glad this forum exists so no one has to part with their hard-earned cash and feel completely duped! Sounds like there’s a one in a million chance you’ll have a good experience with him but are you willing to take that chance?

I’ve already commented on this guy but he’s a hustler. And I’m so glad this forum exists so no one has to part with their hard-earned cash and feel completely duped! Sounds like there’s a one in a million chance you’ll have a good experience with him but are you willing to take that chance?

Well you did leave a shiny, expensive bracelet in plain sight so that was on you. However, stealing is a crime so why don’t you get the authorities involved? “Petty” theft doesn’t seem to be high of their priority list these days but at least give it a shot. Or at least tell the masseur you’re filing a police report and see if he responds then.

Well you did leave a shiny, expensive bracelet in plain sight so that was on you. However, stealing is a crime so why don’t you get the authorities involved? “Petty” theft doesn’t seem to be high of their priority list these days but at least give it a shot. Or at least tell the masseur you’re filing a police report and see if he responds then.

I believe the OP was referring to recommendations in Orange County California, not Florida.

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I hate to say this but I don’t think Rene is all that dissimilar to other WeHo-based masseurs. I’ve actually had massage therapists tell me how surprised they were what some guys are willing to pay for just a “sensual” option (light, feathery touches, some teasing, but not even a HE). In markets like LA, Chicago, NY, Miami, etc. it’s not unusual for un-licensed, un-trained “massage therapists” to charge $200 minimum for 60 minutes. To me that’s crazy but men are horny and will pay this to feel the touch of another guy I guess. And as long as they can get away with charging these kind of rates they’ll continue upping and upping their fees. I understand that everyone needs to make a living but there’s also a fine line between charging a fair amount and completely ripping clients off. I would say the best thing to do is find a regular masseur in your area that you trust and that gives a decent massage and stick with them! Forget booking guys on a whim based on a half naked pic they’ve photoshopped just to get you thinking with your small head not your big one….

I’ve already commented on this guy but he’s a hustler. And I’m so glad this forum exists so no one has to part with their hard-earned cash and feel completely duped! Sounds like there’s a one in a million chance you’ll have a good experience with him but are you willing to take that chance?

I’ve already commented on this guy but he’s a hustler. And I’m so glad this forum exists so no one has to part with their hard-earned cash and feel completely duped! Sounds like there’s a one in a million chance you’ll have a good experience with him but are you willing to take that chance?

I hate to say this but I don’t think Rene is all that dissimilar to other WeHo-based masseurs. I’ve actually had massage therapists tell me how surprised they were what some guys are willing to pay for just a “sensual” option (light, feathery touches, some teasing, but not even a HE). In markets like LA, Chicago, NY, Miami, etc. it’s not unusual for un-licensed, un-trained “massage therapists” to charge $200 minimum for 60 minutes. To me that’s crazy but men are horny and will pay this to feel the touch of another guy I guess. And as long as they can get away with charging these kind of rates they’ll continue upping and upping their fees. I understand that everyone needs to make a living but there’s also a fine line between charging a fair amount and completely ripping clients off. I would say the best thing to do is find a regular masseur in your area that you trust and that gives a decent massage and stick with them! Forget booking guys on a whim based on a half naked pic they’ve photoshopped just to get you thinking with your small head not your big one….

I’ve found that bodybuilders/models don’t usually make the best massage therapists but maybe he’s the exception?

I’ve found that bodybuilders/models don’t usually make the best massage therapists but maybe he’s the exception?

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I’ve already commented on this guy but he’s a hustler. And I’m so glad this forum exists so no one has to part with their hard-earned cash and feel completely duped! Sounds like there’s a one in a million chance you’ll have a good experience with him but are you willing to take that chance?

I’ve already commented on this guy but he’s a hustler. And I’m so glad this forum exists so no one has to part with their hard-earned cash and feel completely duped! Sounds like there’s a one in a million chance you’ll have a good experience with him but are you willing to take that chance?

I think this is quite a common occurrence actually. I’ve even had it happen after booking a “therapeutic” massage. I guess it depends on a number of factors like the masseur’s horniness, client’s level of attraction, etc. But when that ends up happening, it feels like I’m paying an escort rather than a masseur. For a 1-hr massage, I’d much prefer 50 minutes of actual massage and 10 minutes of “play.” I guess it’s a win-win for the masseur since they don’t work as hard, they end up getting off, and on top of all that, they’re paid quite well! Maybe I should consider a career change in 2025. Lol