Here are the highlights:
10 minutes in he asked if I was top or bottom but I told him I wasn’t looking for anything like that, just a massage.
We agreed to a 60-min massage and the entire appointment was less than 30 minutes.
His massage oil/lotion was just a giant tub of Vaseline.
In the middle of the appointment he got a call from reception. Then a few minutes later, while I was naked on the bed, he answered the door to grab his McDonalds which he had ordered for dinner from Uber Eats.
The icing on the cake was that he asked me to write a 5-star review about the experience. It took a lot for me to not laugh in his face.
So that’s what you can expect if you decide to book an appointment with him. I dare you…