CuriousGuy714

Please do share. Inquiring mind(s) here…

Here are the highlights: 10 minutes in he asked if I was top or bottom but I told him I wasn’t looking for anything like that, just a massage. We agreed to a 60-min massage and the entire appointment was less than 30 minutes. His massage oil/lotion was just a giant tub of Vaseline. In the middle of the appointment he got a call from reception. Then a few minutes later, while I was naked on the bed, he answered the door to grab his McDonalds which he had ordered for dinner from Uber Eats. The icing on the cake was that he asked me to write a 5-star review about the experience. It took a lot for me to not laugh in his face. So that’s what you can expect if you decide to book an appointment with him. I dare you…

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Curious about this provider as well. Something seems a little off about the pics and his ad. I can’t put my finger on it but it’s just a weird feeling I have…

Anyone with recent experiences with this provider?

Well you did leave a shiny, expensive bracelet in plain sight so that was on you. However, stealing is a crime so why don’t you get the authorities involved? “Petty” theft doesn’t seem to be high of their priority list these days but at least give it a shot. Or at least tell the masseur you’re filing a police report and see if he responds then.

Thanks @mizuki777. I thought about not posting about it on here but we all work too hard for our money to throw it away on an experience like this!

Awful. Avoid him like the plague. He was traveling but said the massage was on a table. I walked into the room and saw a towel on the bed and should’ve walked out right then and there. He then asks for money up front (MUF). Again, another missed opportunity to walk out. Sometimes all of these signs do mean something. I stupidly proceed and after “massaging” my back for 10 minutes (massaging in quotes because one hand was texting the entire time), tells me to flip over. After spending 10 minutes on the front he was done. Mind you, we agreed to a 60 minute massage and I was completely dressed and back in my car at the 25-minute mark. So if you want a one-handed, 20 minute massage on a towel spread across a bed, by all means reach out to Alex (or whatever his real name is) when you see him in town! Lol

Happy Ending

I hate to say this but I don’t think Rene is all that dissimilar to other WeHo-based masseurs. I’ve actually had massage therapists tell me how surprised they were what some guys are willing to pay for just a “sensual” option (light, feathery touches, some teasing, but not even a HE). In markets like LA, Chicago, NY, Miami, etc. it’s not unusual for un-licensed, un-trained “massage therapists” to charge $200 minimum for 60 minutes. To me that’s crazy but men are horny and will pay this to feel the touch of another guy I guess. And as long as they can get away with charging these kind of rates they’ll continue upping and upping their fees. I understand that everyone needs to make a living but there’s also a fine line between charging a fair amount and completely ripping clients off. I would say the best thing to do is find a regular masseur in your area that you trust and that gives a decent massage and stick with them! Forget booking guys on a whim based on a half naked pic they’ve photoshopped just to get you thinking with your small head not your big one….

Most definitely. Has AI-generated written all over it!

Name change. Used to go by “Fernando_Fer.” Apparently his pics are outdated and he gives just an ok massage.

I’ve already commented on this guy but he’s a hustler. And I’m so glad this forum exists so no one has to part with their hard-earned cash and feel completely duped! Sounds like there’s a one in a million chance you’ll have a good experience with him but are you willing to take that chance?

I preferred the previous version as well but it seems they removed the link to the old version