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he flaked on me after we had agreed on all details-- ie time; price; experience; place.  then three months later it happened again.  good luck!

glad it's not just me.  i've reached out a few times.  most times he hasn't responded at all.  another time he just stopped communicating in the middle of making plans, and then ignored the two ???-type texts i sent.  

my experience is more aligned with zimby's.  i had a recent experience with bodypoet, and -- to my eye at least -- his profile pics are quite accurate. 

i am very positive on him and would highly recommend.

totally agree.  he is great!

thanks for the feedback!   very helpful.  

Any info on this guy?  Am surprised there doesn't seem to be anything on these boards about him.  Looks like he's been around a few years.

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his first (and, as of today, only) review is so obviously chatgpt generated that it is pretty hilarious.  if you go to chatgpt and ask it 'write a positive review for a masseur'... this is pretty much exactly what you will get.  

happy to second both willrp and bodypoet.  both are terrific!  hope you enjoy your time in chitown!

i think 5-star reviews should always be taken with a grain of salt.  negative reviews, on the other hand, should be taken quite seriously.  i think few people will post a negative review if the bad experience wasn't there to back it up. 

i have definitely had the experience of a subpar session with a provider who has numerous five-star reviews.  i think that comes with the territory when we play in this playground.  there will simply be providers that don't work for us as well as they might for others.  i have never left a less-than-5-star review for a provider, as i am not out to ruin anyone's livelihood.  if i do not enjoy the experience, i will not rate them at all.  hypothetically, the only time i might post a negative review is if i felt the whole thing was a scam of some kind, but (fortunately) i have never had that experience.

would suggest trying again.  i initially contacted him through the site, and i got an apology a few days later that he doesn't check the mail much there, and he asked me to text him (at the same number that is available on his rm page).  communication was very smooth and regular from that point on.

i met him and had a very positive experience.  he is very warm and friendly and handsome.  he has a nice cozy space for massage and a great shower.  i went for a combined grooming and bodywork session, and it was fantastic.  he did a terrific job on the grooming, and provided a very nice medium-pressure massage.  not a clock-watcher.  i will definitely be seeing him again.

i did.  positive experience.  would recommend for sure.

definitely a ymmv provider.  decent massage, but he gives off a strong feminine energy which was too much for me.  to be fair to him, he kind of alludes to this in his ad:  "I am a queer guy with a bohemian aesthetic. If you're looking for an alpha male experience, there are plenty of dudes on here for that."  if you can look past that, or better still, prefer that, you would really enjoy his services.  

i've had a couple of positive experiences with alex_troy.  nice guy, good massage, highly sensual.  his massage space is a bit tight, so he does have to awkwardly maneuver around the table for some angles.  overall i would recommend.

thanks for the info!  i would’ve thought that the sean cody background would generate more chatter (positive or negative), but maybe he is not really in the business anymore.  thanks again!

anyone with recent experience with parkerpitts?  surprised there is so little on him here.

On 9/1/2023 at 7:54 PM, chiguyedge said:

Met with him earlier today, and would definitely recommend. Frankly surprised he doesn't have any reviews on RM since it's one of the better experiences I've had in the last year. He's approachable and looks like his RM pics. He has a dedicated space in his apartment with a table, candles, and soft music, so it's actually easy to relax. He really wants you to feel at ease, and said his preferred mode is to not speak a lot so the client can melt into the table (but he is open to chat if that's what you prefer). I asked for a sensual massage, which he explained the parameters of before we got started, and it included MT and HE. The whole experience was definitely more relaxing than therapeutic, so I wouldn't go in expecting deep tissue. But an overall solid experience.

i met up with pj based on your review.  completely agree with you that he is a very good masseur with a nice space for massage.  he kept it very quiet, but there were nice sensual / erotic elements.  not a clockwatcher.  sexy, buff guy, warm personality.  will definitely schedule a session with him again.

thanks for your review and the recommendation!  pj is a good one!

no, there was no preliminary call, but when i arrived for the massage we had that kind of discussion for a few minutes before getting started.  i guess a lot depends on the semantics for what you call 'erotic' vs what you call 'sensual'.  feel free to dm.  

i had an interesting massage with him a few months ago.  nice guy, good space for massage.  he definitely relaxed me a whole lot; i didn't fall asleep, but it was more like i was in a deep, deep daydream-like state.  'trance' would probably be the best description.  he was definitely not a clock watcher at all.  he asked me shortly after i arrived if i was under any particular time pressure, and i had told him that i was not.  i booked a one-hour session, but i was there for over two-and-a-half hours.  i would describe the experience as highly sensual, but definitely not erotic.  there was no adult play / no mt / no he / etc., which i am pretty sure he mentioned right at the start was not his style.  i haven't scheduled a second session, and i am not sure whether or not i will, but it was an interesting experience for sure.

yikes.  you took off at the appointed time?  then hid from him and didn't pay him?  your own story is not a good look for you.  frankly, i think you owe him both money and an apology.

also met with him several years ago.  totally fine massage, but also completely therapeutic, and not remotely sensual.  could have just as easily taken place in an office environment.

i saw him earlier this year.  the whole experience felt entirely impersonal.  the massage had an assembly-line, cookie cutter feel to it.  you could tell that he does the same thing, in the same order, for the same amount of time, with every single client.  you could also tell that he is very bored, and kind of bothered to be massaging you in the first place.  it made me feel very bored, and kind of bothered that i had chosen him to massage me in the first place. 

i met with oscarbear last year.  i thought he looked amazing; more muscular and ripped than i was expecting.  he was a friendly and a decent masseur, but i think ultimately i left disappointed because my expectations were based too much on the vids i had seen him in.  if i am being honest with myself, i was probably hoping for something like that, even if it is not fair of me to have that expectation.  there were erotic elements, but they were very much on the mild side.  still, if you are looking for a solid massage from a sexy and friendly adult performer, i would totally recommend.  i would just advise to keep expectations very much in check.

Glad to see the positive reviews on WillRP.  I think he is the best masseur in Chicago right now.

girl is a total mess.  it does make you wonder what the hell is going on with him. 

i had one more interaction with him after my post back in december.  for what reason i have no idea, but he texted me out of the blue in april, wanting to know if i wanted a massage.  i said 'sure', more to see where this was going, and not because i was interested in meeting him.  he then actually gave me an address (with an apartment and buzzer #) which was not too far from where i live (about ten blocks away).  after that, he would not respond to my texts to confirm an exact time or a rate.  

a few hours later, just for the hell of it, i texted him "hey, i am here!"  i was not actually there.  i was home.  a few minutes later he texts me back "i need a few minutes i'm not ready yet".  i said "ok, let me know when you are ready".  about twenty minutes later i texted "hey, i am still in your lobby, are you ready yet?"  he never responded.

so i guess we were playing games with each other, but i am completely mystified as to what he gets out of this behavior.  i am not sure he is on the same planet as the rest of us.