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rvwnsd

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  1. Thank God I have my emotional support animals to comfort me.
  2. Tis true. Feel free to PM me.
  3. Well, if you're there I might not need the animals!
  4. Most masseurs do not expect a hot muscled bod. Those that do have unrealistic expectations.
  5. How about using stuffed animals?
  6. Now, if it was a Grosstedes Gristedes you probably wouldn't have noticed.
  7. By the way - I am not kidding. My beloved cat Willy (whose spirit occupies my current cats) was lonely, so I adopted Heidi, the former feral. She hid from me (and everyone else), but would hang around him. So, I had a cat and my cat had a cat.
  8. We hate RM reviews, yet we question escorts who don't have them.
  9. Do you bring it to "Mechanic's Night" at the local leather bar?
  10. That's how I paid for my support elephant.
  11. My cat had his own cat, so this is not outside of the realm of possibility.
  12. You better not, else my emotional support tiger will have a few words with you.
  13. rvwnsd

    Ramon carioca

    1,000 lashes with a limp dick that won't get hard for not posting a link to his ad.
  14. In that case, I would probably not have backed out quite so readily, figuring he was in session and could not get back to me. HOWEVER, having hired him several years ago I don't think you missed much.
  15. I always ask before I write a review. Most guys are glad to have me write one, but a couple have asked that I not do so.
  16. rvwnsd

    ToooooCute

    @jjkrkwood, these photos get cuter and cuter!
  17. Wait... You contacted him about a time, he never got back to you, you sent one last text stating "never mind" because he never confirmed, and he was upset that you cancelled. How exactly does one "cancel" an appointment that was never confirmed. There was no appointment to cancel! Or am I misunderstanding?
  18. So MarcSpitts swallows.
  19. Next time I fly my emotional support elephant and tiger are joining me. You see, I get extremely emotional.
  20. This left me shaking my head speechless. "Asshole" isn't that shocking to me, but there's no describing what "selling your mother to ISIS as a sex slave" is. Disgusting doesn't seem strong enough. I'm truly sorry you experienced this.
  21. http://philosophicallychallenged.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/100_0673.jpg
  22. Those folks are irrelevant in my universe.
  23. Uh huh.
  24. I don't consider it a red flag. The vast majority of guys who hire most likely don't know about this site or the review site.
  25. First-time posters are only allowed to "bump." You have to post five times before you may "bumpty bump." Of course, I am being facetious. Welcome to the Forum.
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