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Technically, you weren't bathing, but to bathe in jello would require you to be immersed in the liquid form and hold still while it sets around you - in a refrigerator! I think it counts.

I laughed so hard I thought I would get IL.

This restart is likely to be short-lived.

Not sure why, but something about his face pictures reminds me of Archie Bunker.

"Saftig" is a German word meaning "juicy" or "succulent." ("Saft" is the word for juice.) "Zaftig" is the Yiddish word that refers to "voluptuous" or "pleasingly plump." At 5'9" with broad shoulders, curvy hips, long legs and arms, and a big bust my mother was what one would call "zaftig." Roseanne Barr back in the day was not one who would be called "zaftig."

I'm guessing like the sound my cats make, not quite in unison, when we are riding in the car on the way to the vet.

Me too! Only mine had just finished doing the "Last Dance of the Perpetual Spring."

Oh, I'm sorry - just realized it was the part where the "professional" couldn't figure out to say "hey, baby, let's go share some mouthwash."

So, which part was the client's fault? The part where the credit card was declined, the security check of his ID, or the turndown service that was scheduled to occur during the appointment?

I'm typically logged into "rent.men." When I click a link to "rentmen.eu" I'm required to agree to their user agreement and can then select .eu or .men

I've found this method to no longer work (such as with Rentboy) or to render an unhelpful description like "man" or "chest."

So here's a thought: given the number of celebrities who have botched the National Anthem (unintentionally and otherwise) over the years, why not stop hiring celebrities to sing it? Hire someone from an opera company or a regional theater company. If hiring a celebrity is a must, then write a clause in the contract that states they don't get paid if they don't sing it nice.

I suppose Wales could post its signs in Welsh only. Would appear to solve the "problem."

More shaving cream for the rest of us!

Self-cleansing gene pool.

No worries - I'll support the arts for you.

Before taking out the trans fats they used to fry in shortening and the fries were coated with a beef fat/beef extract. Since they stopped doing that, they do not taste the same as they used to.

Mmmmm - Gold Coast Dogs! I agree, their hot dogs are not the greatest, but the barbeque beef is very good. My last downtown office was at Dearborn and Madison and every other week or so I'd walk down to Gold Coast Dogs. It helps that I walk a twelve minute mile. I grew up in Chicago and we had very little money. Therefore, any form of eating out was a treat. We went to McDonald's once a month to use our McDonald's calendar coupons when our folks couldn't stand our whining about wanting McDonald's. Interestingly, neither my brother nor I actually liked the food, but we liked the concept. And the french fries. During Lent, dad would take us to the McDonald's near our school on Friday for Filet-o-Fish sandwiches, a small fry, and diet 7-up. (For some reason, we observed eating fish on Friday but didn't observe attending church) As an adult, I rarely eat at McDonald's. When I do it is for breakfast or to satisfy a craving for their french fries. I always order them salt free so they are fresh and add salt after receiving the order.

I can see where discussing you fears for his safety could put a damper on the boyfriend experience he had planned for the two of you. It probably would not be the first thing to cross my mind. To answer your original question, I don't use any specific terminology. When referring to another escort I've said things like "a guy I hired" or "a guy I used to get together with." On the occasions where the topic of conversation has centered on escorts or escorting I have said "you guys" or "escorts." For example, when discussing the collection of characters an escort has met or spoken with I've said "you guys encounter all kinds..." or "it must be tough for escorts to sift through all the inquiries..."

True dat! As a kid, it bothered me that they spelled it incorrectly.

Typically, I smash up the avocado when I make my toast. To your point, a mushy avocado is overripe and no one wants to eat an overripe avocado.

Depends. Sometimes I like good olive oil with my bread and other times butter.

We had Good Humor and a brand whose name escapes me that sold soft-serve a la Tasty Freeze. I think they used olllld trucks because they always stunk from exhaust.