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There are plenty of gay men who dress in drag. I dated one who looked better dressed as a woman than he did as a man. No, we wasn't really transgender, he just liked to dress in drag. This is one of the better videos. I love the "preacher's" name - Tammy Filet Baker!

Yup. 24/7 SWEET! Thank you. If I could tolerate that bay and have more than two pets in my apartment, I would TOTALLY have a beagle. Oh, my!

Only when they allow me in. See, they changed the locks while I was at work...

I think the word you are looking for is "desperate." Typically, I don't pay attention to guys' social media accounts, but if I did and suddenly there was a surge in commentary I would suspect something untoward is going on. Not a stretch at all. In fact, it would seem to be the logical progression.

My cats definitely chose me, trained me, and have enslaved me.

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It "may not?" You can be almost guaranteed it won't. My recommendation for the future, @Gymowner, is to post a comment that reads something like this: "I met [insert name of escort here] last night/yesterday/last week/etc. Had a great time. PM me for details."

@latbear4blk you are in luck! Zoosexual activity is legal in DC!! Woof!!! However, in puritanical Europe, it is illegal in every country except for the Czech Republic, Hungary, Romania, Finland, Iceland, and Russia. However, leave that puppy porn at home when you visit Helsinki. Zoosexual activity is legal, but zoophilic pornography is illegal in Finland. Pro tip: When visiting IML in Chicago, stick to messing around with men (or ladies) in puppy costumes. Zoosexual activity is a felony in Illinois.

Well, he joined RM ten days ago. I usually give it at least two weeks.

There are several good reasons for spelling out exactly what I am looking for in a playdate and this is one of them. To use one example, a guy's natural scent is a huge turn-on. However, I prefer to be squeaky clean unless otherwise requested. There was a guy who advertised "proper hygiene is a must." He was very physically attractive so I described what I like, including the natural scent/me being clean. Turned out, he LOVED to have sex when he was unshowered/unshaved/non deodorized/non groomed and all sweaty/pumped from the gym. He didn't mention that in his ad because he thought it could turn off clients. We got together several times until he moved away.

Happy birthday, Sam! Years ago I was out with my colleagues from the Financial Planning and Analysis area of the bank I worked for. The check came, and we were all struggling with the check. After a few minutes the CFO said "My confidence in our financials is soaring right now." We divided the check evenly.

I wish we could see a picture of the happy couple. EDIT: I mean a picture of them just being tortoises, not mating. We don't want to get certain members of the Forum all hot and bothered now.

Oh, I forgot to mention something:

In addition to the above, I'd add breath control, blood, pain, hard nipple play (when I ask someone nicely to be gentle on them and they don't listen they get to experience "knee-in-the-goddamn-balls" play), drinking piss (being pissed on is great), and overly verbal play.

Now give me a firefighter...

For you, @Funguy

Funny, but MY military guy wanted to meet me in LA, too! I don't recall whether he was stationed in Turkey, though. If he was, I'm giving that two-timing son-of-a-so-and-so a piece of my mind when we meet. Not a big piece, just a little piece. Have to conserve brain cells for the shirtless marine stationed in Turkmenistan who wants to meet up in Fargo, ND when he gets back. To be clear: they military guys don't sweep me off my feet. The fun part is toying with them. Maybe a better analogy would be the kitties batting around the bird-like feather toy before they "smother" it.

I receive the messages from hunks on a regular basis and upon clicking their profiles receive a message that the account no longer exists. That tells me A4A shut down the account. There's another flavor, though - the profile pics are taken from a distance and they feature the "good soldier" and a couple of kids or dogs or what looks like a community event. Those are the ones where the "good soldier" "writes" these long emails. Each time they press me for my phone number and each time I say something like "oh, gosh, I prefer to wait til I know someone to provide my phone number." After a few more messages I block them, report them, and move on. For those who are wondering why I even engage the "good soldier" it is analogous to my cats chasing the laser pointer dot. They know it is me making the dot happen and they know it isn't a real mouse/insect/tasty morsel of food/insert other item cats like to chase. They also know it is fun.

But seriously... If you explained to the guy that you would not be able to hire him, he should not pursue you. Period.

Um, if they are models then they are already monetizing their assets. They would simply receive a larger return on said assets.

He was advertising in Phoenix last year, so I sent him an email through the Rentboy system. No reply. Thought he might have been bisy, so when he popped up again I emailed again, no reply.

Bring me a ten-inch Romanian and we'll talk.