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Well it seems that God remains a mystery. In most depictions of God which I have seen, he sports a beard and is rather thin. So it seems he has shaved and buffed up a bit. Still, for a man who may have fathered a son 2000 years ago, he is looking good. As the reviewers stated, it does seem his pictures are out of date. While it is true that I have repeatedly panted his name just prior to orgasm, none of my partners have actually made me see god. On a few occasions, I have gotten myself to see him, but there is always a smokiness to the area, almost as though something on fire is preventing me from seeing him clearly. So knowing he would be right there with me, that he will be beside me at all times, may make him worth the price. I think he has raised his rates as I distinctly recall someone admitting that he paid only 30 silvers for a chance to meet with him. I am also not sure about his general cleanliness. At least one verbal account of an encounter with god mentions that all during the encounter, his bush was burning.
Another thing regarding God is that he is not a big shooter. You may think he has come, but you may not ever sure. Then you hear he is going to come again, but there is no evidence of his rising and coming again.
So all in all, there seems to be too many red flags for me to hire God. His pictures are old and may not even be him. He is way older than he says. His appearance has changed. You can never be sure whether or not he is going to come. He asks for the monetary donation before any significant interaction. He does seem to be vengeful, though more recent reports make him out to be a bit more forgiving.
On the plus side for me, he has had a circumcision, which is my preference. I would also meet with him first, because the last thing you want is to get into bed with him and find out he is a false God. That could be hellish.

I understand that God could be a man or a woman but that has been put to the test as they are waiting to see which bathroom God enters when he is in North Carolina.

I understand that God could be a man or a woman but that has been put to the test as they are waiting to see which bathroom God enters when he is in North Carolina.

Well it seems that God remains a mystery. In most depictions of God which I have seen, he sports a beard and is rather thin. So it seems he has shaved and buffed up a bit. Still, for a man who may have fathered a son 2000 years ago, he is looking good. As the reviewers stated, it does seem his pictures are out of date. While it is true that I have repeatedly panted his name just prior to orgasm, none of my partners have actually made me see god. On a few occasions, I have gotten myself to see him, but there is always a smokiness to the area, almost as though something on fire is preventing me from seeing him clearly. So knowing he would be right there with me, that he will be beside me at all times, may make him worth the price. I think he has raised his rates as I distinctly recall someone admitting that he paid only 30 silvers for a chance to meet with him. I am also not sure about his general cleanliness. At least one verbal account of an encounter with god mentions that all during the encounter, his bush was burning.
Another thing regarding God is that he is not a big shooter. You may think he has come, but you may not ever sure. Then you hear he is going to come again, but there is no evidence of his rising and coming again.
So all in all, there seems to be too many red flags for me to hire God. His pictures are old and may not even be him. He is way older than he says. His appearance has changed. You can never be sure whether or not he is going to come. He asks for the monetary donation before any significant interaction. He does seem to be vengeful, though more recent reports make him out to be a bit more forgiving.
On the plus side for me, he has had a circumcision, which is my preference. I would also meet with him first, because the last thing you want is to get into bed with him and find out he is a false God. That could be hellish.

Well it seems that God remains a mystery. In most depictions of God which I have seen, he sports a beard and is rather thin. So it seems he has shaved and buffed up a bit. Still, for a man who may have fathered a son 2000 years ago, he is looking good. As the reviewers stated, it does seem his pictures are out of date. While it is true that I have repeatedly panted his name just prior to orgasm, none of my partners have actually made me see god. On a few occasions, I have gotten myself to see him, but there is always a smokiness to the area, almost as though something on fire is preventing me from seeing him clearly. So knowing he would be right there with me, that he will be beside me at all times, may make him worth the price. I think he has raised his rates as I distinctly recall someone admitting that he paid only 30 silvers for a chance to meet with him. I am also not sure about his general cleanliness. At least one verbal account of an encounter with god mentions that all during the encounter, his bush was burning.
Another thing regarding God is that he is not a big shooter. You may think he has come, but you may not ever sure. Then you hear he is going to come again, but there is no evidence of his rising and coming again.
So all in all, there seems to be too many red flags for me to hire God. His pictures are old and may not even be him. He is way older than he says. His appearance has changed. You can never be sure whether or not he is going to come. He asks for the monetary donation before any significant interaction. He does seem to be vengeful, though more recent reports make him out to be a bit more forgiving.
On the plus side for me, he has had a circumcision, which is my preference. I would also meet with him first, because the last thing you want is to get into bed with him and find out he is a false God. That could be hellish.

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