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Goofus: Drop those pants and let me lick that ass. Gallant: <slurp>

#4 but if I fucked any of them I would be wearing a baseball hat and a dick hat.

It is not Orthodox to hire and most who are conservative would frown upon it but Reform, hey Reform is Hebrew for Let's Party. Avi Dar in NYC speaks Hebrew and has an amazing physique. That may be a place to start.

Hi Hy You don't give a location but there are several Jewish and Israeli escorts in the NYC area.

Yeah Joe I hope you find a new friend soon. I think the dog will definitely fill a void in your life, maybe one you dont even know you have.

Goofus: My god what a huge fucking dick Gallant: I see you brought my favorite dessert Goofus: Bend me over and fuck me hard Gallant: Bend me over and fuck me hard, please

Well English works best for me. i am conversant in Spanish. I have the French skills of a reasonably intelligent 5 year old native French speaker. I understand slowly spoken Italian. I can say "hello" "I am well" "lie down and spread your legs" and "pain" in Chinese.

I also loved this scene but I also loved the scenes with "stupefying Jones" Miss Julie Newmar in all her glory, so clearing I had a lot going on in my head and my pants.

Likely not doing a Solo flex now

Robert Conrad from the Wild Wild West and Baa Baa Black Sheep and of course the EverReady Battery Commercials where he dared you to knock this battery off of my shoulder. http://xa.yimg.com/kq/groups/4139269/homepage/name/homepage.jpg?type=sn

The hard wants what the hard wants.

Season ending episode was very well done. Loose ends nicely tied up. Sue Sylvester has a heart, who knew.

Loved the Dad. Loved the scene. Ultimately Loved the Dress.

I prefer briefs because it gives a nice outline of the cock and balls, but in this case, there is not that much of a view, so go for the guy in the briefs as he seems hotter to me.

I don't know if I have the name correct, but there was an act on the Ed Sullivan show, Damien and Pythias, who were to very muscular gymnasts. The larger more muscular of the two would lift the smaller one who would assume all types of off positions requiring strength and balance. Similiar to today's Circ du Soleil. They wore skin tight leotards and had magnificent oiled bodies. At age 12, I found them irresistable. I guess I should have known I was gay then, but I think lots of 12 year olds were fascinated by muscular men. (or maybe it was me and I just assumed everyone else was similiarly enthralled)

Watching Idol and Glee DVR Lost Would do it the other way around but to do that I would have to figure out how to set my DVR which was set to record Lost long ago.

There is nothing stopping him from returning to golf. He can play any tournement he likes. How his game will be, well that is another matter

No he wants to be the winningest golfer with the most Grand Slams. He wants that for him and posterity. The money matters. The money almost always matters. There is the rare case of the computer zillionaire giving away money at a record clip but then again, it is going where he wants it to go. So he wants a legacy and he wants his money. He is grovelling for the money. The legacy would be his if he played. Of course, that legacy will now always have an asterisk. Tiger Woods great golfer but greater cad.

All he has to do is go back to playing to get back on the tour. What he is grovelling for is his endorsement money. He cared very little about his fans before all this. He would barely acknowledge people unless there was a camera around., So this PR hype is only to get the fan as buyer back. The fan as rooter for him, he could care less.

Ah somethings never get old. Let the fireworks beging.

"Excuse me, I just peed on your foot" he said aimlessly.

What is a 5 letter word for puzzle, he asked cryptically.

Haven't we been pun-ished enough? Apparently not.

At least 9 different women and one ongoing affair. This is a pattern of behavior and not an innocent mistake. Whether it deserves this type of retribution from his sponsers is another discussion but he brought this on himself because he couldnt keep his club in his bag.

To paraphrase: The kitchen's a bit hot, I am headed to the porch for a lemonade and will be back to the kitchen when dinner's done and its sitting on the plate." See you at the Masters or is the US Open first?