purplekow

I beg your pardon, slut shaming cows is considered a federal offense in cow country.

Now now now boys. I have scheduled two dates with A and T. One I had to cancel in Palm Springs, inconveniently timed near death experience and just this month in DC, they cancelled as Ace needed to go to NYC, and I left NYC to go to DC. With that said, I think that you all should get in line behind me (and not funny stuff while by back is to you.) I made Ace promise that they would not have sex again until we meet. Well, that is a lie, but nevertheless, get thee to the rear of the line.

I have enjoyed the Mandalay Spa several times and although there were several hot guys there, there did not seem to be much cruising. The massage was fine but nothing exceptional and not erotic. I usually have the hot stone massage. All and all, an enjoyable experience with nice eye candy, reasonable facilities and an adequate massage but it is not the opening scene to any type of porno.

Well I am even purpler now, blushing. You honor me sir.

Wow I like the logo. I was thinking the theme song could be a variation on Bad Boys. Mob moms. Mob Moms. what you gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you? Mob Moms Mob Moms.

i live in suburban New Jersey near the ocean, There are lots of houses and open spaces are a diminishing resource. Still and all nature does prevail. In the course of my travels today I saw a large red tailed hawk feasting on carrion in the parking lot of place of work, a pair of bald eagles looping over the open space that used to be an army fort and I came home to find a coyote in my drive way. He ambled under a large pine tree in my front yard and I stayed in my car for about 10 minutes and then positioned the car to flash my headlights under the tree and the coyote was nowhere to be seen. Who said there is wild life in the suburbs of NJ.

Ben Ben Ben There is always room on this board for Cynicism.

Here are two ways to make a million dollars. Sell one million things for $1 each or sell one thing for $1000000. Clearly Mr. Sinclair has opted for the second and is just looking for that one buyer. Probably wise, as he does not seem to have a look with the wide appeal needed to do volumes.

An example of the Original REO Speedwagon

Dad bod is usually a young middle aged man with a body that was once fit or athletic and who has allowed the level of attention to his body to decrease as his attention on his family increases. He has not totally lost the traces of what was once a good to very good body, but the glory days have passed him by, glory days in the wink of an old man's eye. Your choices are hardly muscular by my standards. They will definitely be "dad" bods in a few years by for right now they are naturally fit or athletic.

Vincent Price as "Egghead" on the Batman TV series.

Perhaps it is time for an egg off. Epigonos hates the eggs but my guess is he likes the accolades for their scrumptiousness (they are scrumptious). Youngboldone, who appears not to be real young (younger than me but then dirt looks at me and says look at the old geezer) nor real bold (by his own account) nor one (part of a pair is really more than one, at least my spouse made me feel that way and I would hope the same for any other married couple) and besides questions about why that name (I get it all the time) an egg off might be just the entree entry to allow YBO to eggcel at the PS affair. So I propose an egg off. Bring three dozen each and see which platters disappear first. The one whose platters empty first, shall hold the title HIs Eggcellency and I am sure we can convince daddy to post that name with the avatar of the one eaten first. This is no yolk. Don't be yellow.

V. Taper Topper Phil Yerhole AbeDon Istop

Frot house.

At my university, at the time I attended, many were bemoaning and many were cheering the end of the fraternity society on this campus and at universities in general. Soon after, Animal House, the movie, initiated a revival of the Greek System, I guess food fights looked like great fun. Fraternities now thrive on campus there and across the country. In any case, at my school, there was only one fraternity left at the time and there were only 4 members of the chapter. They lived in the upper apartment of a two family house and I lived in the lower apartment. They were really nice guys. Drinkers when most of the intoxication was drug related. They partied frequently. They did reasonably well in school. They asked me to join several times and I went so far as the initial initiation test which was to drink a six pack of beer in 5 minutes. It did not sound too hard, so I thought I would try it. I later learned that if you were going to make an attempt to drink that much beer in that short a time, shaking it up or stirring it and getting the air out made it a lot easier, although not as tasty. Five and 1/2 beers in four minutes was done and I was full. Every time I went to down that last 1/2 beer, I felt as though I would vomit. Part of the test was you could not vomit. Finally with 10 seconds to go, I just emptied the can, the porcelain receptacle gods be damned. I got the can empty but struggled to swallow that last mouthful. That was the first time, but not the last time, I heard a chorus of men yelling "Swallow it. Swallow it. Swallow it." And just like the times that followed, I swallowed hard and had a bit of white foam ease out of the side of my mouth as the rest went down. Those guys cheered as though I had won an Olympic medal or picked up their bar tab. I really felt a sense of community and kinship, a real sense of fraternity. They began to drink and after receiving the accolades, I stumbled down to my apartment, tripped on the stairs and took a header into the wall. Their cheers for that bit of foolishness, dwarfed the previous ovation. The next morning, whether the headache was from the beer or the fall, it convinced me that fraternity life was not for me.

He looks great for any age and more importantly he brings a genuine grace, style and panache to every encounter I have had with him. As I have mentioned before, he is great in the bedroom but more than that he is genuinely concerned with making the encounter memorable. He has cooked dinner for me (breakfast too), he has helped to straighten my house and he has even given me a haircut. Mostly though, he brings a bright shining personality and an amazing physical presence into my life every time I see him. What's more he does not throw shade.

He showed up on time, he looked as he does in his photographs and he accepts repeated rear entry meat delivery with the muscular aplomb of a young Johnny Weismueller. Why he ordered so much Italian sausage, I'll never know, but he was able to get it all stored away in short order.

As far as needing three hours, even with some "get to know you" time, my guess is that there will not be that much time between the rocket being ready for take off and the actual end to the flight. So, if you hire for three hours, I would be sure that the escort is good for you to go a second time, at nineteen that should not be an issue for you. Also, be prepared for the full gamut of responses from ecstatic to guilt ridden. Those first few times with a man can play havoc with the head of anyone even men who have had many female partners. For you, with no experiences whatsoever, I would expect performance anxiety as a natural occurrence. Do not build it up in your mind, Do not expect too much or too little. Ultimately, I will tell you what I have said numerous times before, in the end, it is just sex and this may be your first time but it will not be your last, so relax, enjoy, learn....rise repeat. By the way, Victor Powers is a great way to start this adventure. You will remember this event and remembering Victor will be a joy. It is for me.

My guess Starting from the left 1 2 3 and 7 3 is the one I feel most sure that you would select

I am glad you made it home okay. Wish I was in Chicago to rub some Vicks Vaporub on your chest to help fight that cold.

Working on it....How do you like the idea of all the moms being sisters who hate each other and who had been manipulated into their marriages to capos by their mother Omnipotencia DeGracia. La nonna di tutti nonnas (The grandmother of all grandmothers. The 5 daughters are Belladonna, Dolores, Crucifixia, Innoncencia and Madge. (Magdelena Maria di Guadalupe).

Happy birthday from the Jersey contingency.

Londonboy Pete was at the DC Forum Event. He was looking great.

Hoover it was great seeing you there. Who needs Tyler and Ace when Hoover is there? Okay that was a bit of reach, but it was still good to see you.

I would like to thank ArVaGuy and Nate_SF for the time and effort they put into this get together. I attended each of the events and they were well planned to allow for both a private setting that allowed easy interaction within the group and a public setting that allowed the ogling of the many manly delights of not only the gathering (of which there were plenty) but also the DC area. The initial meeting at MAL host hotel set the stage and though this was the most sparsely attended aspect of the Forum weekend, it allowed for casual interaction within the group and a maximum amount of man ogling as the main hotel for MAL went from sparsely attended to wall to wall testosterone. Assless chaps, form hugging latex body suits, leather jocks, and hot horny men in jeans were everywhere. The tequila ran freely, (well for me anyway), and a great time was had. Without reviewing the entire weekend, the Saturday afternoon at the Gay Sports Bar Nellie's was fun and different environment for man watching Though the hated Eagles won the televised game, the excited, Eagle fans there in their sports jerseys and jeans tight enough to make it clear that they were excited, made it a bit easier to swallow the Eagles' win. Those guys made me consider, as directed by slogan of Nellie's, To Come Over To OurTeam, though my evening fantasies involved coming over their fans. Dinner at Logan's Tavern was the next stop and hardy food and foolhardy circuit boys making fashion statements while strutting the sidewalk runway into the poser bar next door were two of the extras of this site. The main course was the convivial conversation and the plans for a screenplay for a movie soon to be at a theater near you. Details of that need to be kept under wraps until the contracts are signed. The final stop for some of us was Secrets, while others headed back to MAL. Some energetic men made both stops. Secrets is a nude male stripper bar, which had as many as nine men dancing on the bar, on the various stages or in the cleverly designed shower. Although there were a few bridal parties in attendance, for the most part the party was for the guys. Those of us who are used to feeling the music while feeling the guys were saddened to learn that it is a look but no touch bar. Once that disappointment passes, there were plenty of sparkling family jewels on full display. All types of guys and all types of jewels. Downstairs, a drag show featuring Ella Fitzgerald, more correct would be Fella Fitzgerald. had the crowd hooting and hollering and swaying to the music. For an old geezer such as I, that ended the evening but I am sure many of the boys found many toys with which to play after that. Sunday was the day of the featured event. Luncheon at Annie's was well attended and saw the largest turnout of both escorts and clients. There were several men who attended only this event and I would guess there were about a total of 10 attendees who were attending their first DC weekend. Annie's is a Gay Mecca in DC and the food was great, the drinks were potent and the conversation was lively and at times a bit suggestive. Even SeaboyGreg, saw fit to have a shirt button or two undone and showed off that manly chest. After this, I headed for the train back to the northeast, while others headed back to the party at MAL or MAL related festivities. Plans were announced for a same time next year get together. I hope the success of this event will have even more members coming together for both good clean fun and down and dirty fun. Props to our Seattle colleague for travelling the longest distance to attend. Thanks to Bart for bringing along not one but two of our escort friends, both of whom were first time attendees. All of us who have attended past events are glad to see this tradition back on track.