Correct way to measure penis length and thickness?

[Guest SimonL]

some recent hookups clearly over advertised and left me thinking I should measure my length from the center of my back .

[body2body]

Put the measuring tape as far up your ass as it will go, wrap it under your taint around balls, then stretch your dick as far as you can with your other hand. This will give you a reasonable estimate for your online profile.

[+ Funguy]

No no no no no

First you swallow the tape. When it cums out your ass bring it up around your waist, back to your balls, wrap around twice (remember, measure twice, cut once), up to the front and out along the top of your dick. Take that measurement, double, add your height and you have it!

[+ Robster]

I clicked on this thread hoping to see a serious answer to this question, lol.

 

Apparently, I'm measuring mine wrong, but I guess I don't know the right way to do it. I always say I'm 7", but a guy I hooked up with recently said, "If you're 7 inches, I'm changing my Grindr profile." I hate to think that I'm selling myself short, so to speak.

 

Rob

[+ OliverSaks]

I clicked on this thread hoping to see a serious answer to this question, lol.

 

Apparently, I'm measuring mine wrong, but I guess I don't know the right way to do it. I always say I'm 7", but a guy I hooked up with recently said, "If you're 7 inches, I'm changing my Grindr profile." I hate to think that I'm selling myself short, so to speak.

 

Rob

#humblebrag

[instudiocity]

Since I met LEVITRA my size doesn’t matter.

 

My last adventure, young man said as he sat down on it, “This cock is harder and bigger than I normally take.”

 

He then pronounced me above average in length, girth and hardness.

 

I didn’t say a word about my new found strength.

[Bearofdistinction]

I clicked on this thread hoping to see a serious answer to this question, lol.

 

Apparently, I'm measuring mine wrong, but I guess I don't know the right way to do it. I always say I'm 7", but a guy I hooked up with recently said, "If you're 7 inches, I'm changing my Grindr profile." I hate to think that I'm selling myself short, so to speak.

 

Rob

 

If I can't swallow it so that my nose is buried in his pubes then he is over 8in

[+ Robster]

If I can't swallow it so that my nose is buried in his pubes then he is over 8in

I like that method. Are you going to be in Palm Springs next month?

 

Rob

[rvwnsd]

I clicked on this thread hoping to see a serious answer to this question, lol.

 

Apparently, I'm measuring mine wrong, but I guess I don't know the right way to do it. I always say I'm 7", but a guy I hooked up with recently said, "If you're 7 inches, I'm changing my Grindr profile." I hate to think that I'm selling myself short, so to speak.

 

Rob

I hooked up with a guy who said he was 9" once. I am about 7"/7.5" and 8" on a very good day. We get naked and I'm easily two inches bigger than he is. Immediately he says "Wow - you must be 11"!" I sucked his dick instead of making him go home 'cuz quick thinking and creativity deserves a reward.

 

It all worked out in the end, as he shot a huge load.

[Guest SimonL]

I enjoyed every one of these answers

[instudiocity]

When your cock is being sat on, comments of brutal reality don't seem fitting in the moment...

Even if he had to stop, take a hit of poppers before continuing?

[Bearofdistinction]

I like that method. Are you going to be in Palm Springs next month?

 

Rob

 

IF you are buying the Plane TIckets I can measure y0u long and repeatedly!

[+ Eric Hassan]

I hooked up with a guy who said he was 9" once. I am about 7"/7.5" and 8" on a very good day. We get naked and I'm easily two inches bigger than he is. Immediately he says "Wow - you must be 11"!" I sucked his dick instead of making him go home 'cuz quick thinking and creativity deserves a reward.

 

It all worked out in the end, as he shot a huge load.

 

That has always been a favorite moment of mine - some dude going on and on about how hung he is, how big it is, blah blah - and then mine ends up being bigger. I get smug

[LaffingBear]

Put the measuring tape as far up your ass as it will go, wrap it under your taint around balls, then stretch your dick as far as you can with your other hand. This will give you a reasonable estimate for your online profile.

and porn career

[+ PapaTony]

There is absolutely nothing more heart-warming than hearing a sweet young man say:

“ Oh daddy that is a very nice cock!”