Dream Jobs

[Bearofdistinction]

So as I am getting closer to retirement I am actively thinking of ways to occupy my spare time.

 

Originally I had thought of a number of Dream Jobs for personal fulfillment and enjoyment.

 

So, I have dismissed the idea of 1) managing the Best Lil Whorehouse in Pennsy - Just to difficult to get the backup dancers these days.

 

2) Game-show Host? Seems like Alec Baldwin/Ellen/Snoop Dog have that market all tied down

 

3) So I have decided on

 

- "Supreme Athletic Supporter Concierge & Custom Fitter for all of NCAA Collegiate Wrestling"

 

How about You?

[+ sync]

Nick Jonas' fluffer

[+ Avalon]

Belami scout

[Bearofdistinction]

Belami scout

 

Belami - Taste-Tester~

[YOUNG_LA_DOM]

I WOULD BE

 

Owner of APPLE duh

[Bearofdistinction]

I WOULD BE

 

Owner of APPLE duh

 

Really -- BooBoo? I am Owner of Apple -- I have Shares - Cher has Shares - Charo shares shares with Cher!

[YOUNG_LA_DOM]

PORN INDUSTRY no money

[jjkrkwood]

Nick Jonas' fluffer

 

 

I dont think he would need FLUFFING.... In My fantasy, he's always HARD !

[roxxxoff]

Nick Jonas' fluffer

Fluffer for the Rocha Brothers. I don't even need to get paid!! LOL

[+ g56whiz]

Fluffer for the Rocha Brothers. I don't even need to get paid!! LOL

 

I’m thinking the original Rocha brothers from the old Gaiety (the tall one had the skeleton tattoo). Yum

[+ sniper]

Trainer in pro rugby locker room...

[Youngmilkman]

Dwayne Johnson's dietician.

"As you can see, Dwayne, your recent focus on core training has had an adverse effect on your arm and leg strength.

...

I will need you to get undressed and lie down on this metal table...

Then stretch your hands and feet out spreadeagle.

...

That's perfect. Now I'm going to run some tests on your limb resistance, so I'm fixing these titanium restraints to your feet, arms and neck.

...

Great, all done.

...

Now in order to monitor your oxygen level, I'm going to fit this gas mask on you, it shouldn't take a minute.

...

CLICK.

...

Perfect. Now finally I'm going to inject a little something which may make you feel drowsy. It may also make you forget the next few hours, but otherwise is perfectly harmless...

...

There we go...

...

[Watching Dwayne fall asleep]

...

Now... let the real fun begin.

[Racketjock]

I want to be the personal valet for Chris Hemsworth and help him stuff his shorts each day and hold his dick whenever he needs to take a piss or eject any other fluids.

[Walker1]

I want to be the personal valet for Chris Hemsworth and help him stuff his shorts each day and hold his dick whenever he needs to take a piss or eject any other fluids.

You will have to compete with me for that! I will offer my mouth too to hold his dick to sweeten the package!

[Walker1]

So as I am getting closer to retirement I am actively thinking of ways to occupy my spare time.

 

Originally I had thought of a number of Dream Jobs for personal fulfillment and enjoyment.

 

So, I have dismissed the idea of 1) managing the Best Lil Whorehouse in Pennsy - Just to difficult to get the backup dancers these days.

 

2) Game-show Host? Seems like Alec Baldwin/Ellen/Snoop Dog have that market all tied down

 

3) So I have decided on

 

- "Supreme Athletic Supporter Concierge & Custom Fitter for all of NCAA Collegiate Wrestling"

 

How about You?

Why not start a porn company where you get to be an actor too like this guy?

All your expenses will be tax deductible too.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59cfa9ecca945

 

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59ce9f33ee698

 

Different set of guys -but yum and could be tax deductible!

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59307061c6b67

Edited April 18, 2018 by Walker1

[Walker1]

Another hot one from same dude

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph590569311638b