This is why you should never date women

[samhexum]

Authorities say an intoxicated Dallas woman who was on a first date with a prominent Houston trial lawyer caused at least $300,000 in damage to his art collection, including two Andy Warhol paintings.

 

Lindy Lou Layman, 29, was arrested Saturday on criminal mischief charges after her date with Anthony Buzbee. She was released on $30,000 bond. Online court records don’t list an attorney for her.

 

Prosecutors say Buzbee, 49, told investigators that Layman got too intoxicated on their date, so he called her an Uber after they returned to his home. Buzbee said Layman refused to leave and hid inside the home, and that when he found her and called a second Uber, she got aggressive.

 

Authorities said she tore down several paintings and poured red wine on some while yelling obscenities. She also allegedly threw two $20,000 sculptures across the room and shattered them.

 

The damaged Warhol paintings were each valued at $500,000 in court documents.

 

Buzbee has represented high-profile figures, including former Texas Gov. Rick Perry in an abuse-of-power case. Then-candidate Donald Trump also visited his home last year when Buzbee held a fundraiser and donated $250,000 to Trump’s presidential campaign. I just lost any & all sympathy I may have had for him.:D:rolleyes:

[Becket]

Yes. Well that and the "vag" issue.

[+ azdr0710]

Lindy Lou....

 

[+ FreshFluff]

When the first date goes bad and you have nothing to lose.

[samhexum]

A Texas teen is accused of killing her New Year’s Eve date after a plot to steal his guns went wrong.

 

Yvonne Raquel Ramirez, 19, of Baytown, is facing murder charges after she allegedly gunned down Joshua McKinney at about 4:30 a.m. Sunday in Harris County. Prosecutors said Tuesday that Ramirez, who recently met the aspiring Marine and started spending time with him, concocted a plan to rob him of his firearms, KTRK reports.

 

Ramirez allegedly demanded $2,000 from McKinney in exchange for the return of his guns during the encounter, which quickly turned violent, a witness told detectives, according to the station.

 

McKinney put Ramirez in a neck hold and put a gun to her head, according to the witness account. At that point the witness called police, just moments before gunshots were heard in the 100 block of Mizell Street.

 

McKinney was found dead in the street, while Ramirez had been shot in the shoulder. She initially told responding deputies that McKinney was shot when the gun dropped and fired, but she later told investigators that she grabbed his gun and fired it in self-defense, KTRK reports.

 

Another witness reported seeing Ramirez trying to move McKinney’s body after the fatal shooting. She also stole his wallet, prosecutors allege.

 

Ramirez remained held on $50,000 bail in the Harris County Jail as of early Wednesday, jail records show. She was expected to appear in court later Wednesday.

 

Ramirez, according to charging documents obtained by KHOU, told investigators she was getting high with McKinney when he accused her of stealing his guns. She denied the accusation, leading to a confrontation during which Ramirez said she took a gun that McKinney had tucked in his back and shot him.

 

Investigators later found text messages on Ramirez’s phone describing how she stole McKinney’s weapons, KHOU reports.

 

The Harris County Sheriff’s Office is investigating whether anyone else was involved in the alleged murder, according to the Houston Chronicle.

 

A former instructor at the Texas Challenge Academy, a military institution operated by the Texas National Guard, said McKinney was a “standout cadet” who wanted to join the Marines.

 

“Josh was an amazing young man,” Regina Willis told the Daily Beast. “This death doesn’t seem real.”

 

Ramirez, meanwhile, said her life was seemingly coming together just one day ahead of the alleged murder.

 

“Everything falling in place, i start my job monday, getting my car soon & then my apt,” she wrote on Facebook. “Couldn’t be more blessed Thank you God.”

 

[samhexum]

An Arizona woman who called herself the “new Hitler” was busted this week for allegedly stalking a man — and sending him over 65,000 text messages in less than a year — after they went on a single date, according to reports.

 

Jacqueline Ades of Phoenix was arrested Tuesday and slapped with charges of threatening and intimating, stalking and harassment.

 

A month ago, the unidentified man called Paradise Valley cops when surveillance footage showed her taking a bath in his tub when he was away on a trip.

 

Ades, 31 — who authorities said had a butcher knife in her car — was arrested but later released and never showed up for her court date.

 

On Tuesday, she went to the man’s place of work in Scottsdale, and was escorted from the building. Paradise Valley cops got wind of the incident, and busted her in Phoenix. Ades — who told cops she was the victim’s wife– is being held without bond.

 

According to court records, Ades became obsessed — visiting the man’s home and office and inundating his phone with texts, sometimes 500 in just one day, after she met him last summer through an online dating website, AZCentral.com reported.

 

Last summer, the victim reportedly called the cops when he found Ades parked outside his home. Officers escorted her off the property.

 

Ades allegedly proceeded to send the man alarming texts following the incident.

 

“Oh what would I do w ur blood! … Id wanna bathe in it,” one text said, according to AZCentral.com, citing court documents.

 

According to the news outlet, Ades called herself the “new Hitler” in another text.

 

In another message, Ades alleged wrote: “Don’t ever try to leave me…I’ll kill you…I don’t wanna be a murderer.”

 

Ades told cops that she never wanted to hurt the man and sent the messages because she did not want him to leave her, AZCentral.com reported.

 

[+ Avalon]

I don't find those females attractive at all. Plucked, painted eyebrows. Tattoos on boobs. Uggh!

[marylander1940]

I don't find those females attractive at all. Plucked, painted eyebrows. Tattoos on boobs. Uggh!

 

Let’s remember that the standard for women is higher than it is for men. If not just take a look at a movie.

[+ Avalon]

Let’s remember that the standard for women is higher than it is for men. If not just take a look at a movie.

 

Males are just by nature the more attractive sex - the lion with his mane, the peacock with his feathers & etc..

[Pepper Young]

I pretty much just stick to dudes. They can be weird/flaky enough.

[+ FreshFluff]

Reason #62 to keep dating men

 

PGA star allegedly attacked by wife after terrible round

 

PGA star Lucas Glover’s wife was arrested for violently attacking the golfer over his poor showing at The Players Championship, authorities said.

 

Krista Glover was arrested Saturday on battery charges at a home the couple rented in Ponte Vedra, Florida, not far from the competition at Sawgrass TPC, the Daily Mail reported.

 

The 36-year-old is accused of causing bodily harm when she “forcefully attacked” the 2009 US Open winner and her mother-in-law in front of their two kids, according to the St. Johns County Sheriff’s Office.

 

When officers arrived at the scene, Lucas told them that, according to authorities, “when he plays a bad round of golf, Krista proceeds to start an altercation with him and telling him how he is a loser and a p—y.”

 

https://nypost.com/2018/05/15/pga-star-allegedly-attacked-by-wife-after-terrible-round/

 

http://www.details.inspirato.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/lucasglover_family.jpg

[+ FreshFluff]

Let’s remember that the standard for women is higher than it is for men. If not just take a look at a movie.

 

Women are held to a higher standard when it comes to looks than straight men are. It's hard to compare standards for straight women and gay men though, unless you only look at their appeal among bisexual men.

[samhexum]

A woman high on methamphetamine and heroin allegedly tried to bite off her lover’s penis during a depraved threesome in South Carolina, police said Friday.

 

The unnamed gal allegedly chomped down on the man’s junk midway through the ménage à trois with another gent at an apartment in Hanahan on Monday, Police Chief Dennis Turner told The Post.

 

When police arrived at the home, the woman — who was naked and covered in blood — lunged at them on all fours, Turner said, according to Live5news.com.

 

“It honestly reminded me of something you would see off of a horror movie,” he told the local station. “It’s one of the most disturbing body cam videos I have seen in my career.”

 

Officers zapped the woman with a Taser to get her under control then used the narcotic overdose-preventing spray Narcan to revive her, according to police.

 

She was rushed to a hospital. It’s unclear if the man was treated — or if he lost his penis.

 

Cops on Friday were probing whether there was any wrongdoing on the part of the men involved in the threesome, Turner said. The case is still under investigation and woman had not been charged with a crime.

 

Turner declined to release bodycam footage of the woman’s alleged attack on cops, citing South Carolina law.

[EastbayMike]

Straight people are crazy. Thank god I'm a gay atheist.