Best Laugh I Had All Day!

[Dmitri]

There is a masseur named Jay that advertises on all the major gay massage sites. He looked interesting. He has a website, so I visited it to get more info on him. It is www.jayplayboy.com . On his website he has a "Wish List" Some of these guys are out of touch with reality! Check out the website. Click on his "Wish List".....it is located on the bottom of his website. I could not stop laughing! He honestly thinks someone is going to buy him a 3 million dollar home or a Tesla?? Seriously? Best laugh I had all day!

Edited November 16, 2017 by Dmitri

[Ludo]

You don't get what you don't ask for! =)

[+ glutes]

AUTO: Mercedes AMG S65: http://www.mbusa.com/mercedes/vehicles/model/class-S/model-S65V

 

Go for the MBZ Dmitri!

[+ Avalon]

I remember years ago (last century) there was a beautiful porn model / escort named Austin. Originally he went by Austin Ashley.

 

One time on his site he was selling a Porsche Boxster. I assumed it was a gift from some rich client / sugar daddy.

[maninsoma]

Apparently he doesn't keep track of his wishes very well. The Honolulu home link doesn't lead anywhere. The speakers link goes to a page saying it's no longer available and suggests a new model. I assume in his fantasy he is going to own some sort of bar or performance space since I cannot think of any other reason why one would want so much pro audio equipment. He definitely didn't make those choices to build a home sound system.

 

What really doesn't add up to me is that his rates are on the lower end yet he has this fantasy wish list of expensive items. You would think his rates would also be on the higher end to try to establish a client base of only the well-to-do in the hopes that one of them would want to become a sugar daddy and by him an expensive house or car.

 

I do like his photos.

[+ sync]

You have to aim high to hit high. He should also be mindful of the taxes, utilities, insurance, housekeeping and lawn-care financials for his dream home, as well as the insurance and post-warranty maintenance expenses for high-end automobiles.

[MikeBiDude]

I remember years ago (last century) there was a beautiful porn model / escort named Austin. Originally he went by Austin Ashley.

 

One time on his site he was selling a Porsche Boxster. I assumed it was a gift from some rich client / sugar daddy.

Austin (Ashley) and I were regulars for a period of time. He was a car “nut”, but I don’t know where the Porsche came from....not from me!

[jjkrkwood]

Well after all, he IS " fun, playful, easy going, discreet, friendly, open minded, cultured, exciting, talented, warm, funny, satisfying, intuitive, with a great touch. You'll feel the difference."

He's NOT a troll and has a decent cock. and perhaps his wishlist are things HE wants to buy himself when he earns enough money ? (See, sometimes I DO give the benefit of doubt)....

[+ Avalon]

Austin (Ashley) and I were regulars for a period of time. He was a car “nut”, but I don’t know where the Porsche came from....not from me!

 

Do you know what he is doing now?

[+ beethoven]

A person who spends $450 million on a Leonardo that might not even be by Leonardo might just give a masseur a $3 million home or a Tesla. There are all kinds of nuts in this world. Nothing ventured, nothing gained!

[+ EVdude]

Ok, nothing close to your best laugh @Dmitri, but my best chuckle of the day, more subtle but it hit my funny bone....

 

Me: Hi saw your MF ad, looking for massage this morning around 11.30. Available?

 

Masseur: Hi, yes, I'm avail, you get 20% off, I'm at (&:$(&;~#^~&*. Great massage lots of stretching both of us nude with an oral ending if you're comfortable with an oral ending

 

Me: Ok, and do you have a mssg table?

 

Masseur: Yes I'm licensed.

[Gadfly22]

Ok, nothing close to your best laugh @Dmitri, but my best chuckle of the day, more subtle but it hit my funny bone....

 

Me: Hi saw your MF ad, looking for massage this morning around 11.30. Available?

 

Masseur: Hi, yes, I'm avail, you get 20% off, I'm at (&:$(&;~#^~&*. Great massage lots of stretching both of us nude with an oral ending if you're comfortable with an oral ending

 

Me: Ok, and do you have a mssg table?

 

Masseur: Yes I'm licensed.

 

Funny! But do you mind if I ask: Did you see the guy? Even if not can you share his identity / link to his profile if it was not in the too distant past. (Privately if you think it will compromise his integrity ). Thanks!

[rogerG]

Me: Ok, and do you have a mssg table?

 

Masseur: Yes I'm licensed.

 

I assume he said "yes" to having a massage table because he's licensed? Sometimes it's not easy to figure out what someone is trying to say.