Advice to Masseurs - if they want more regulars

[AaronInDallas]

-STOP trying to finish 5 or 10 mins early. At that point you been at it for 50-55 mins. Just finish the last few minutes. Ending 5 mins or 10 mins early REALLY pisses me (and I imagine most clients) off. I promise you... if you get into the habit of going 5 mins OVER... you'll attract a lot more "regular" clients.

 

-DO NOT TRY TO UPSELL. Had a masseur today shove his fat hard cock in my face (super hot) and say "it's $60 extra if you want to suck it." SO ANNOYING. Work out all that stuff before the massage starts via text or when I show up at your door. Nothing kills a mood quicker than stuff like that. It's rude. Tacky. And insulting.

 

-Once the HE is over don't hustle me outta there. There are some masseurs (Who I'm a regular of) who have learned that after the HE... to continue with the massage for another 5 or 10 mins. It makes things so much more enjoyable. And ensures I will be back.

 

Any other tips you all wanna add?

-STOP trying to finish 5 or 10 mins early. At that point you been at it for 50-55 mins. Just finish the last few minutes. Ending 5 mins or 10 mins early REALLY pisses me (and I imagine most clients) off. I promise you... if you get into the habit of going 5 mins OVER... you'll attract a lot more "regular" clients.

 

-DO NOT TRY TO UPSELL. Had a masseur today shove his fat hard cock in my face (super hot) and say "it's $60 extra if you want to suck it." SO ANNOYING. Work out all that stuff before the massage starts via text or when I show up at your door. Nothing kills a mood quicker than stuff like that. It's rude. Tacky. And insulting.

 

-Once the HE is over don't hustle me outta there. There are some masseurs (Who I'm a regular of) who have learned that after the HE... to continue with the massage for another 5 or 10 mins. It makes things so much more enjoyable. And ensures I will be back.

 

Any other tips you all wanna add?

[AaronInDallas]

-DO NOT TRY TO UPSELL. Had a masseur today shove his fat hard cock in my face (super hot) and say "it's $60 extra if you want to suck it." SO ANNOYING. Work out all that stuff before the massage starts via text or when I show up at your door. Nothing kills a mood quicker than stuff like that. It's rude. Tacky. And insulting.

 

It's funny because when I read this point (which I agree with 100%) it instantly reminded me of a masseur who had used that exact same line with me. And when I went to your blog and read your reviews, it turns out that was the exact same masseur! He's nothing if he's not consistent...

[+ EVdude]

I'll add one more item to the list for getting my continued repeat business: Change the routine and shake it now and then! My favorite masseurs are the ones where I get something new or different, or something as simple as starting on a different part of the body. I like variety and surprise.

[Ludo]

Also- I have seen the same guy a few times and he puts on his "massage playlist" which he is super proud of, but it's the same songs every session and it's kind of annoying.

[Dmitri]

Excellent points above, agree with all!

 

I just thought about one more major annoyance. I am often tempted to have the masseur come to my place, because I am busy or whatever, and I definitely don't mind paying extra, but DO NOT MESS WITH MY TIME! Many masseurs, actually an unfortunate majority, are totally clueless about time management. You'd think that if one lives in Chicago, they should know that the traffic is bad, especially around the rush hour and evening. Plus why not use Google maps that will tell you how long the expected travel time is?

 

My boy Jake is a stellar exception here, yet again , super-professional in this respect, but there is this other dude Nikola in Chicago who checks all the boxes, super-competent and trained, cute, friendly, nice, chill, charges surprisingly low rates, but is usually an hour late and sometimes even more :-(. So I stopped inviting him despite all his other qualities and despite the fact that I would gladly pay DOUBLE what he charges if only he would fucking show up on time. Or within 15-20 minutes. I mean I am just busy, not anal or uptight, I just cannot spend the entire evening guessing when the masseur will show up, if I want a 90-minute massage it should not take more than 2 hours of my time.

 

PS I also had another masseur text me like 5 minutes into our supposed appointment saying that he needed to get some lunch and will come in like 45 minutes. Well, I certainly don't want him to massage me hungry, but why can't he plan his fucking day so that he doesn't run into these time conflicts? Needless to say, he showed up more than an hour late, and that was it, no more invites from me. These dudes need to realize that people willing to pay them $150-160 an hour typically ARE BUSY and value their time more than anything. Think about it, if I hire someone every month or even every two months for 90 minutes, that's like $1.5-3k a year, many businesses would do pretty much anything for that kind of client.

 

@Capitano , I agree with EVERYTHING you said. If I schedule a masseur to do an outcall to my place, either my home or hotel, I expect them to be on time, if not at least a few minutes early to set everything up. I have had situations such as the ones you described. But I take NO excuses, such as the example you gave about the masseur giving you 5 minutes notice that he would be 45 minutes late since he was going to get something to eat. I would have texted back..." No. Show up at our scheduled time or don't show up at all" All our time is valuable, so any insane excuses don't pass it with me. If they text me bullshit excuses and are going to be late....I just text them back....tell them not to come....and I move on. I have NO time for incompetent masseurs.

Edited November 14, 2017 by Dmitri

[dcguy20]

My contribution: watch how you space out your appointments. I don't want to see the person with the appointment prior to mine, or the one who is arriving as I'm leaving.

 

I consider myself lucky when it comes to time, as most of the massages I've received over the years have been for the allotted time. The one visiting guy who used to short-change on time, I no longer see.

[+ sniper]

A "therapy hour" is 50 minutes. As long as you're getting that, they aren't IMO cheating you. But they should say "hour" instead of "60 minutes" when giving you their rates. Less than 50 minutes is definitely an issue.

[hornytwells]

@Capitano , I agree with EVERYTHING you said. If I schedule a masseur to do an outcall to my place, either my home or hotel, I expect them to be on time, if not at least a few minutes early to set everything up. I have had situations such as the ones you described. But I take NO excuses, such as the example you gave about the masseur giving you 5 minutes notice that he would be 45 minutes late since he was going to get something to eat. I would have texted back..." No. Show up at our scheduled time or don't show up at all" All our time is valuable, so any insane excuses don't pass it with me. If they text me bullshit excuses and are going to be late....I just text them back....tell them not to come....and I move on. I have NO time for incompetent masseurs.

I agree they shouldnt do that (and going to eat is a bad excuse!) but “show up now ot dont show up at all” does not make for a nice vibe or relaxing atmosphere (or sexy). When i schedule a massage at home i always allow some extra time for them to be late but my masseurs i see are all suoer reliable. If one was 45 mins later more than ince i sinply wouldnt rebook

[Racketjock]

I would add: don't treat my session as if it is your therapy session and talk non-stop about your problems or other clients; carry a bit of lube to help with the HE; use actual massage lotion not something shitty like Jergen's; and remember it's just as important that you shower also.

[+ poolboy48220]

don't treat my session as if it is your therapy session and talk non-stop about your problems or other clients

Hahaha. There were a couple of dancers at my local club that I had to say that to, I think I said something like "Ease up! This is my night out, I came here to get away from problems".

[+ HornyRetiree]

One masseur brought me to orgasm by sucking on me. That was certainly an incentive to return

 

My last 4 regular masseurs have sucked me (and me them) one would top me.

 

These were all trained professional masseurs.

[+ ODIN51]

I like to go for a massage and anticipate that I could suck the masseur's dick that is why I try to choose to see a masseur who is hot & attractive and open to what I am really looking for beyond massage. So I don't have problem with that $60 he charges for me to suck his dick - if he is - Cute, Hot, Young, Tall, Toned, Smooth Masseur, if he is not, I won't be seeing him in the first place.

[Gadfly22]

 

One more thing I would add, and this is something that I realized gradually over time. I really like it when my masseur gets naked right away, when that kind of goes without saying. If I am going to lie there naked, let's be on a level playing field. .

 

Wow what a great thread! I feel exactly the same way but never thought in a million years that there would be a thread that gets that deep into the minutiae of the subject! I hate when a guy waits till you are face down on the table to completely disrobe. Then I can't see the goods till like 3/4 of the time is over with and they ask you to turn over (unless I sneak a peek ). Remember guys - that's half the reason I came to see you!!

[+ Intosmoothmuscles]

Capitano, I love how you write and get to the point. The one thing that turns me off and has not been mentioned is smell. Some masseurs eat lots of garlic and that’s a huge turn off for me. Also one of my favorite and very well known masseur in this blog likes to have his nipples kissed/sucked. But the last time I could smell that someone had been there already . I wish they could shower in between or at least use some cleansing wipes on their chest before their next client . I am not going to mention his name (he is one of the very best and I don’t want him to be offended ) but if he reads this I hope he’ll take note.

[marylander1940]

-STOP trying to finish 5 or 10 mins early. At that point you been at it for 50-55 mins. Just finish the last few minutes. Ending 5 mins or 10 mins early REALLY pisses me (and I imagine most clients) off. I promise you... if you get into the habit of going 5 mins OVER... you'll attract a lot more "regular" clients.

 

-DO NOT TRY TO UPSELL. Had a masseur today shove his fat hard cock in my face (super hot) and say "it's $60 extra if you want to suck it." SO ANNOYING. Work out all that stuff before the massage starts via text or when I show up at your door. Nothing kills a mood quicker than stuff like that. It's rude. Tacky. And insulting.

 

-Once the HE is over don't hustle me outta there. There are some masseurs (Who I'm a regular of) who have learned that after the HE... to continue with the massage for another 5 or 10 mins. It makes things so much more enjoyable. And ensures I will be back.

 

Any other tips you all wanna add?

 

I think masseurs should be paid more money than escorts because it's a very tough and intense job.

 

upsell... C'mon the whole purpose of getting calling for a massage and asking "how big your cock is?" is getting a massage and a jerk off/blow job for a cheaper rate.

[+ poolboy48220]

likes to have his nipples kissed/sucked. But the last time I could smell that someone had been there already .

um...ICK.

[northend_stv]

I could smell that someone had been there already.

 

That’s called SLOPPY SECONDS

[nynakedtop]

i know that this has been discussed in other threads, but it seems particularly relevant here.

 

this past week, i booked time with an extremely well-reviewed masseur... he offered a 60 and 90 minute session, with the latter being promoted as a sensual experience. i went with the 90 minutes.

 

at the end of the session as a sensual "overtone" began to manifest, he asked for an additional $60 for a "happy ending" (his words....)

 

goes without saying i will never call him again!

[Gadfly22]

i know that this has been discussed in other threads, but it seems particularly relevant here.

this past week, i booked time with an extremely well-reviewed masseur... he offered a 60 and 90 minute session, with the latter being promoted as a sensual experience. i went with the 90 minutes.

 

at the end of the session as a sensual "overtone" began to manifest, he asked for an additional $60 for a "happy ending" (his words....)

 

goes without saying i will never call him again!

 

Tell us who he is! The purpose of this forum is to share useful information, not whine! (Well maybe a little whining )

But seriously share the benefits of your experience (good or bad) with the rest of us.

[nynakedtop]

Tell us who he is! The purpose of this forum is to share useful information, not whine! (Well maybe a little whining )

But seriously share the benefits of your experience (good or bad) with the rest of us.

 

i am happy to do that ... but am not sure if i am allowed to..... can someone advise me please????

[Gadfly22]

i am happy to do that ... but am not sure if i am allowed to..... can someone advise me please????

 

What's the worst thing that could happen?

[nynakedtop]

What's the worst thing that could happen?

agreed - let me find his profile!

[Capitano]

agreed - let me find his profile!

 

Or you can just tell us who it was (and where), I kind of did the same on the previous page, enough for anyone interested to find out who I was talking about ;-)

[nynakedtop]

Or you can just tell us who it was (and where), I kind of did the same on the previous page, enough for anyone interested to find out who I was talking about ;-)

masseurfinder seems to be down (that is where i contacted him...)

 

also i guess he is on:

 

https://rentmasseur.com/SootheOperator

[Gadfly22]

Or you can just tell us who it was (and where), I kind of did the same on the previous page, enough for anyone interested to find out who I was talking about ;-)

 

Just re-read your post. You didn't identify the the lunch pail masseur

2/3 ain't bad though!