Penis Harvesting Mortician

[+ TylerandAce]

This takes the idea of needing some dick to a whole new level. I can imagine a Steven King novel with an escort as the main character!!

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/fbi-seizes-over-3000-penises-during-raid-at-morgue-employees-home/

[+ HornyRetiree]

I have "collected" MANY times this number over a life time -- BUT they were all attached and functioning!!!!!!

[+ sync]

Now that is an addicktion.

[+ Kufrol]

Such a cocky thing to do! It took balls?

[jjkrkwood]

We joke, but that truly is a sick individual, and such an injustice and violation to the deceased. He deserves a maximum punishment for human desecration.

[+ Keith30309]

Probably a divorce attorney in a past life.

[Kippy]

What does one do with them once they are dead? I only know how to handle them when they are alive!

 

Kipp

[jjkrkwood]

What does one do with them once they are dead? I only know how to handle them when they are alive!

 

Kipp

 

The options are sickening....

[+ poolboy48220]

What's that old joke about a moyel (sp?) who collected the foreskins he'd cut, and made a wallet - but when you rub it it turns into a suitcase?

[+ TylerandAce]

What's that old joke about a moyel (sp?) who collected the foreskins he'd cut, and made a wallet - but when you rub it it turns into a suitcase?

Lol...that’s a new one for me. Will have to investigate that one more!! I think the divorce attorney theory is sound, but I know a couple I’d like to collect before their hosts are actually deceased!

[+ LIguy]

What does one do with them once they are dead?

Sauteed? Deep fried? Baked with Panko Coating?

[LaffingBear]

Alt-Right lore says that if you plant a penis and a citrus seed in a compost heap, it will grow into an orange prick.

http://www.rrrjewishtrivia.com/_Media/trump-orange_med_hr.png

 

http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/d4b7e7b159163226da85d58437051545/205048420/Trump+Troll+Doll+2.png

[+ TylerandAce]

Alt-Right lore says that if you plant a penis and a citrus seed in a compost heap, it will grow into an orange prick.

Made me LOL!!

http://www.rrrjewishtrivia.com/_Media/trump-orange_med_hr.png

 

http://o.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/d4b7e7b159163226da85d58437051545/205048420/Trump+Troll+Doll+2.png

[+ sync]

What does one do with them once they are dead?

Sauteed? Deep fried? Baked with Panko Coating?

 

Recycle them through the House and Senate, Grover Norquist took most of theirs.

[+ TylerandAce]

Recycle them through the House and Senate, Grover Norquist took most of theirs.

Rofl...I think you’re absolutely right!

[LookingAround]

You guys know the story is a hoax right?

 

https://hoax-alert.leadstories.com/3468791-fake-news-fbi-did-not-seize-over-3000-penises-during-raid-at-morgue-employee-home.html

[+ Kufrol]

You guys know the story is a hoax right?

 

https://hoax-alert.leadstories.com/3468791-fake-news-fbi-did-not-seize-over-3000-penises-during-raid-at-morgue-employee-home.html

Nuts!

[marylander1940]

Now that is an addicktion.

 

Brilliant!

[+ TylerandAce]

You guys know the story is a hoax right?

 

https://hoax-alert.leadstories.com/3468791-fake-news-fbi-did-not-seize-over-3000-penises-during-raid-at-morgue-employee-home.html

The funny thing is that we all probably know somebody we might suspect of something like that, so it could have been true!! Fake news rules!