411 on, well, see for yourself

[snogaholic]

Anyone know anything? The presentation is vaguely surreal :-)

https://rentmen.com/EDDIEMONSTERMEAT

[LaffingBear]

My ex

[+ azdr0710]

https://m4m-forum.org/threads/looking-for-the-biggest-cocks-monsters-only.110696/page-15#post-1275148

 

.....and other posts further along the thread

[+ nycman]

The whole "eyes gouged out" thing bothers me

more than the ridiculously deformed penis.

 

He's been discussed here before....if memory

serves....he's real....but not real good.

[sdvjm]

What I want to know is how the heck does he wear pants!?

[sdvjm]

For those that are interested in seeing more, there's this video of him: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1263469655

[+ José Soplanucas]

For those that are interested in seeing more, there's this video of him: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1263469655

 

He looks better in the video than in his pictures. Poor guy, to have an erection he needs two transfusions.

[+ sync]

I'm curious about a few things, but too uncomfortable about asking him directly since I have no interest in ever hiring him.

 

Is the penis functional in normal ways?:

• Are urinations complete, and painless?
  
• Are erections instant and sustainable?
   
  
• Are ejaculations easy to attain and pleasurable?
  
• Is there back pain from it?
  

Are properly-fitting condoms readily available?

Are comfortable fitting slacks available off-the-rack?

And (none of my business) why?

[+ nycman]

Children....silicone doesn't get hard....and neither does he.

 

It's a show piece...nothing more.

 

Or as the great Madeline Kahn once said....

 

"It's like a piano in the kitchen,

It's nice to look at....but it's in the way!"

[snogaholic]

Children....silicone doesn't get hard....and neither does he.

 

It's a show piece...nothing more.

 

Or as the great Madeline Kahn once said....

 

"It's like a piano in the kitchen,

It's nice to look at....but it's in the way!"

 

BRILLIANT reply - and boy, do I miss Madeline Kahn (we shared a dentist for a while - not sexually, alas)

[sdvjm]

Children....silicone doesn't get hard....and neither does he.

 

It's a show piece...nothing more.

 

Or as the great Madeline Kahn once said....

 

"It's like a piano in the kitchen,

It's nice to look at....but it's in the way!"

 

Agreed! There is nothing I find sexually arousing about that thing, but it is fascinating in a freak show kind of way. What a strange life choice to make...

[+ José Soplanucas]

Children....silicone doesn't get hard....and neither does he.

 

It's a show piece...nothing more.

 

Or as the great Madeline Kahn once said....

 

"It's like a piano in the kitchen,

It's nice to look at....but it's in the way!"

 

Just a caveat. In this case it is not even nice to look at it.

[Scott Virginian]

Well thank you, my brain now needs a Handi-Wipe.

 

Cannot. Unsee. That.