How to fake anal sex??

[+ HornyRetiree]

You can, actually. I'm a versatile top and once dated a total top. I didn't always want to bottom, so on those days, I'd lie on my stomach, close my legs tight, and he'd fuck the crack just below my balls. It worked out great. Of course, it's best to put out a towel so he has something to cum into - I'm not a fan of getting the bed sheets all dirty.

 

He can also lie on top of you and fuck your ass cheeks. In that case, it's best that he lubes up well.

 

Have experienced both of these BOTH ways -- done to me and I have done to others - I just never thought of it as "fake anal"!! Just a different sexual connection.

[Scott Virginian]

You can, actually. I'm a versatile top and once dated a total top. I didn't always want to bottom, so on those days, I'd lie on my stomach, close my legs tight, and he'd fuck the crack just below my balls. It worked out great. Of course, it's best to put out a towel so he has something to cum into - I'm not a fan of getting the bed sheets all dirty.

 

He can also lie on top of you and fuck your ass cheeks. In that case, it's best that he lubes up well.

 

Love this place. I learn something new every day...

[+ nycman]

You can, actually. I'm a versatile top and once dated a total top. I didn't always want to bottom, so on those days, I'd lie on my stomach, close my legs tight, and he'd fuck the crack just below my balls. It worked out great. Of course, it's best to put out a towel so he has something to cum into - I'm not a fan of getting the bed sheets all dirty.

 

He can also lie on top of you and fuck your ass cheeks. In that case, it's best that he lubes up well.

 

Wait....I think we dated.....grin

 

Seriously though I've talk about it elsewhere here before but

I dated another total top and he'd let me pound his thighs from

behind all night if I wanted.....I was in heaven!

[bostonman]

I had a guy try that same thing from the front once. Dry humping me between my thighs, with me on my back. There were only 2 problems lol. One was how sexy it was to be able to see him as he was doing it. The other was how sexy it felt for him to be brushing against my cock and balls as he humped and moved on top of me. Those were problems because it got me way too stimulated and I shot off really fast lol.

[LaffingBear]

And perhaps bewitched and bothered as well?

Was that necessary?

[LaffingBear]

You can, actually. I'm a versatile top and once dated a total top. I didn't always want to bottom, so on those days, I'd lie on my stomach, close my legs tight, and he'd fuck the crack just below my balls. It worked out great. Of course, it's best to put out a towel so he has something to cum into - I'm not a fan of getting the bed sheets all dirty.

 

He can also lie on top of you and fuck your ass cheeks. In that case, it's best that he lubes up well.

And the guy doesn't know?

 

Talk about a dumb fuck!

[bostonman]

Was that necessary?

 

Yes, lol. Especially because it's one of the most sexually loaded songs of its time...so it's always appropriate when talking about sex.

[bostonman]

And the guy doesn't know?

 

Talk about a dumb fuck!

 

Well, that IS the strange part about the discussion. I can't tell if maybe this guy is looking for something they both know is fantasy, and they're playing some fun but knowing game together, or whether one of them is truly wanting to fake the other one out.

[LaffingBear]

Yes, lol. Especially because it's one of the most sexually loaded songs of its time...so it's always appropriate when talking about sex.

Awwww ... sounds like you

worship the trousers that cling to him...

[bostonman]

Awwww ... sounds like you

worship the trousers that cling to him...

 

Actually, without the trousers would be more fun.

[Becket]

Yea this is the most confusing post I've ever read. Number one with a bullet fo sho.

[Good Grief]

Yea this is the most confusing post I've ever read. Number one with a bullet fo sho.

 

Precisely.

 

And..

 

Good Grief.

[rvwnsd]

And perhaps bewitched and bothered as well?

 

Was that necessary?

 

Indeed, it was. I'm just pissed that I didn't see this hours ago and didn't post that first.

 

Yea this is the most confusing post I've ever read. Number one with a bullet fo sho.

 

Oh, there have been more confusing ones, you just need to search for them. There's the $10,000 underwear thread, the member who sent his secretary to find him escorts that he could fuck in his pedal-powered private plane, and the assistant who came here for advice on how to find an escort for their boss who was so high-end he could only hire a guy who didn't advertise. OK, I am exaggerating on the underwear cost and made the pedal-power part up, but there have been stranger and more confusing threads.

 

So, I do have a question for the OP: If you are the top and you think the bottom is faking you out, have you ever fucked an asshole before? I'm a total bottom, but I can tell the difference between an asscrack and the insides of a guy.

[AdamSmith]

And perhaps bewitched and bothered as well?

 

[Phil_musc]

A guy who can't tell the difference between being inside someone and rubbing in the crack is either too high, too drunk, too stupid, or waaaay too inexperienced. And I say that without judgment or rancor. As far as Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered - (and it might as well be Bewitched, Buggered, and Bewildered), maybe it's really That Old Black Magic if someone can't differentiate. That failure to know would certainly merit another rousing chorus of Un bel di' (just to recap some of Madame Butterfly) - One fine Day all right.

[jeezifonly]

It sounds as though people are responding about this as a form of frottage - penis rubbed against body in some form as opposed to the inclusion of a 'device' - to OP: is that what you 're imagining?

[jeezifonly]

But as the title of this post is what it is,

Fake anal sex perhaps begins with a phony asshole.

(Insert photo of Mike Pencw here...)

[Phil_musc]

Ooo careful there, Mr. Jeezifonly. If Trump leaves office before his term is up, then Mr Pence takes over. He's probably already scoping out this board, making a list, checking it twice, gonna find out who's naughty or nice. Heads may roll. . .