How To Clean Your Ass - Best Instructional I've Seen

[jjkrkwood]

The whole thing is really just "a pain in the ass"....

[+ pitman]

Of course it depends also by yr diet the day before and the day of intercourse, but now I always douche if I know that I will be fucked, and apart from that unpleasant experience, all the time is perfect or almost perfect.

I eat lots of fiber the day before. Beets are very good for cleaning out. Just make sure it all comes out before having sex. An accident involving beets would be especially unpleasant.

[LADoug1]

If you've become an adult male, and dont know how to Clean Your Ass yet, something is definitely WRONG ! (or a female for that matter)

I doubt the majority of straight guys know how to clean out.

[jjkrkwood]

I doubt the majority of straight guys know how to clean out.

 

WHY would they now ? (unless of course they are over 50 and preparing for a colonoscopy)

 

But there is a vast difference between normal daily hygiene (which EVERYONE should know), and preparing for a butt invasion... I havent been invaded for over 25 years, and dont miss it, but probably need a good cleanout, just for "maintenance" purposes ? But I HAVE had colonoscopy during that period, so maybe I'm good ? :D

 

BTW, the inequality with butt invasion is so unfair. The recipient has to spend hours, perhaps days preparing, but the invader just has to slap on a condom (maybe) , give a spit and he's done ...

What's up with that ????

Edited October 16, 2017 by jjkrkwood

[Lvidoc]

This is by far the most honest and thorough instruction manual for anal douching that I have ever seen. Loving the use of cartoons to make it accessible and to dampen the "yuck factor". Because this is a subject that is always coming up, I thought many could benefit. I will absolutely be sharing this with clients that are new to anal sex. Check it out and share your thoughts.

 

https://howtocleanyourass.wordpress.com/

Thanks

[MassageDrew]

Sometimes I wonder if tops appreciate the work their bottom does to get ready for anal sex.

 

Agreed.