Funniest experience

[MassageDrew]

The funniest experience I had was the time I met a bi guy at a club I go to on the weekends. He hasn't really had that much experience but he enjoyed it when I went down and tossed his salad. He enjoyed it so much that I heard him say "Oh Jesus" and farted on my face. I started cracking up. I was kind of grossed out too but I felt bad for laughing. He's a very good friend now though.

[Mydavid]

The funniest experience I had was the time I met a bi guy at a club I go to on the weekends. He hasn't really had that much experience but he enjoyed it when I went down and tossed his salad. He enjoyed it so much that I heard him say "Oh Jesus" and farted on my face. I started cracking up. I was kind of grossed out too but I felt bad for laughing. He's a very good friend now though.

 

From this post, I learned 3 idioms or phrases: "toss one's salad", "crack up" and "gross out", an extra benefit from this forum.

It is very difficult to learn English! Alas...

[MassageDrew]

Years down the road if you continue to stay in touch, he can say "Remember that time when I farted in your face?" You can counter with "Remember that time when you told me you were bi?"

 

I tease him about marking me.

[+ bashful]

So long as we're talking about farting, somewhat more than half way through my first experience with an escort, he was straddling my chest (ass away from me), and let out a fart, then another. He blamed in on the black bean soup he had for lunch. I laughed, and told him I wasn't going to go anywhere near his ass again.

[gallahadesquire]

From this post, I learned 3 idioms or phrases: "toss one's salad", "crack up" and "gross out", an extra benefit from this forum.

It is very difficult to learn English! Alas...

 

I have no idea what those three things mean.

[+ peterhung85]

From this post, I learned 3 idioms or phrases: "toss one's salad", "crack up" and "gross out", an extra benefit from this forum.

It is very difficult to learn English! Alas...

I meant to write that about "toss one's salad" ... the rest I was familiar with

[Beancounter]

@MassageDrew ....please clarify "toss his salad" for me. I've always thought that meant to "upchuck" or "vomit". Is that what you meant? The other two idiomatic expressions you used are very familiar to me. Maybe tossing ones salad or tossing ones cookies (another variation) has different regional meanings.

[thonglovertx]

tossing the salad is the same as eating ass.

[Mydavid]

I have no idea what those three things mean.

According to google,

toss one's salad = rim/eat ass

crack up = laugh a lot

gross out = disgust

[bigvalboy]

I went down and tossed his salad. and farted on my face. .

[Beancounter]

tossing the salad is the same as eating ass.

 

 

Oh, dear! I remember my mother saying "He tossed his salad during the Sunday sermon" one time when describing what happened to a friend of hers in church. I may need to rethink my use of that expression when in a group of male friends.

 

Btw...I'm a Midwest boy.

[MikeBiDude]

Oh, dear! I remember my mother saying "He tossed his salad during the Sunday sermon" one time when describing what happened to a friend of hers in church. I may need to rethink my use of that expression when in a group of male friends.

 

Btw...I'm a Midwest boy.

"Tossed his/her cookies" would mean to vomit

[gallahadesquire]

According to google,

toss one's salad = rim/eat ass

crack up = laugh a lot

gross out = disgust

 

Oh. They do mean what they meant when I was a kid ... except the tossed salad.

[MassageDrew]

"Tossed his/her cookies" would mean to vomit

 

I did not know that.

[+ purplekow]

I'd rather toss salad than cookies, but for some this may be a toss-up .

Not a coin toss for me.