What does it say...

[LoveNDino]

...when you get an erotic massage in the morning, then hook-up with a man who has a wife and then have Tres Leches cake, and the best part of your day is the Tres Leches? Granted it's from Portos, but...

[LaffingBear]

Says I want to know more about Porto's

[LoveNDino]

Says I want to know more about Portia

Hehehe. That was Portos. Cuban bakery in Glendale and greater LA!

[+ azdr0710]

http://www.portosbakery.com/content/portos-bakery-cafe-glendale

 

great spot.....

 

http://www.portosbakery.com/content/tres-leches

 

http://www.portosbakery.com/sites/default/files/styles/product-detail250/public/New%20Indv.%20Tres%20Leches.jpg?itok=WrGNn_9i

[LoveNDino]

http://www.portosbakery.com/content/portos-bakery-cafe-glendale

 

great spot.....

 

http://www.portosbakery.com/content/tres-leches

 

http://www.portosbakery.com/sites/default/files/styles/product-detail250/public/New%20Indv.%20Tres%20Leches.jpg?itok=WrGNn_9i

This has been in Glendale ever since I got to LA and that was so long ago. The line at this place is still a killer.

[+ azdr0710]

yep, I discovered it a few years ago while in Glendale.....a longtime LA institution, I think.....I had the meat pie and other stuff.....all was good......wish we had it in my podunk burg.....

[LoveNDino]

yep, I discovered it a few years ago while in Glendale.....a longtime LA institution, I think.....I had the meat pie and other stuff.....all was good......wish we had it in my podunk burg.....

My favorite is the Cheese Roll. I've got 5 in my fridge right now.

[+ Funguy]

I LOVE Portos. The cheese rolls and the plantains stuffed with black beans (I think) and rolled in sugar.

And I go there from the west side!

 

This thread really took a left turn!

[Kevin Slater]

Tres Leches en mi culo?

 

Kevin Slater

[LoveNDino]

Tres Leches en mi culo?

 

Kevin Slater

Does that mean "please cum three times in my ass?"

[+ purplekow]

It means three different guys come in my ass please. Would not be three cheeses otherwise, just the same cheese three times.

[LoveNDino]

[uSER=9945]@funguy[/uSER], right back in the lane you want!

[+ azdr0710]

This thread really took a left turn!

 

I think LND really just wanted to bring up Porto's and food.....and used that silly massage and hook-up story as a ruse

[LoveNDino]

I think LND really just wanted to bring up Porto's and food.....and used that silly massage and hook-up story as a ruse

Hey! No bait and switch. It really made me think about what was wrong;)

[Kevin Slater]

Does that mean "please cum three times in my ass?"

It means three different guys come in my ass please.

 

I don't know where either of you are getting please from.

 

Kevin Slater

[LoveNDino]

I don't know where either of you are getting please from.

 

Kevin Slater

Suddenly, Portos doesn't seem that delectable now, compared to other options.

[+ Funguy]

Actually, more!

[LoveNDino]

Actually, more!

Well, it was the highlight of my day...

[+ azdr0710]

Suddenly, Portos doesn't seem that delectable now, compared to other options.

 

Oh no you don't!.....you secretly only wanted to talk about Porto's and Porto's is what we'll stay with.....

 

http://www.portosbakery.com/sites/default/files/styles/product-detail250/public/Portos%20November00003.jpg?itok=FyNr6hwQhttp://www.portosbakery.com/sites/default/files/styles/product-detail250/public/BREAD%20FRECH%20BAGUETTE.jpg?itok=Q4ykL3gMhttp://www.portosbakery.com/sites/default/files/styles/product-detail250/public/Breakfast%20Plate.jpg?itok=ZyovXcU6

 

http://www.portosbakery.com/sites/default/files/styles/product-detail250/public/CHOC%20COVERED%20STRAWBERRIES.jpg?itok=eCXeYH_bhttp://www.portosbakery.com/sites/default/files/styles/product-detail250/public/Xmas%20Mango%20Round.jpg?itok=uqMmbjWUhttp://www.portosbakery.com/sites/default/files/styles/product-detail250/public/Hot%20Cross%20Buns%20-%20New%20Mold_0.JPG?itok=FGCLIRRX

[LoveNDino]

Oh no you don't!.....you secretly only wanted to talk about Porto's and Porto's is what we'll stay with.....

 

http://www.portosbakery.com/sites/default/files/styles/product-detail250/public/Portos%20November00003.jpg?itok=FyNr6hwQhttp://www.portosbakery.com/sites/default/files/styles/product-detail250/public/BREAD%20FRECH%20BAGUETTE.jpg?itok=Q4ykL3gMhttp://www.portosbakery.com/sites/default/files/styles/product-detail250/public/Breakfast%20Plate.jpg?itok=ZyovXcU6

 

http://www.portosbakery.com/sites/default/files/styles/product-detail250/public/CHOC%20COVERED%20STRAWBERRIES.jpg?itok=eCXeYH_bhttp://www.portosbakery.com/sites/default/files/styles/product-detail250/public/Xmas%20Mango%20Round.jpg?itok=uqMmbjWUhttp://www.portosbakery.com/sites/default/files/styles/product-detail250/public/Hot%20Cross%20Buns%20-%20New%20Mold_0.JPG?itok=FGCLIRRX

Fuck it, now I gotta go and heat up some of the potato balls that I have in my fridge.

[+ Funguy]

I don't know where to start first!

DAMN - they are closed tomorrow!

[LoveNDino]

I don't know where to start first!

DAMN - they are closed tomorrow!

Poor [uSER=9945]@funguy[/uSER]! No Portos for you!